Genshin Impact: A Martial Arts Master's Journey to Teyvat

Lingkong: "I won't practice anymore. It's like playing the lute to a cow."

Keqing: "Please teach me. I want to twist, too. I want to practice."

Lingkong: "My swordsmanship is like an old lady dancing the Yangko."

Keqing: "I was wrong. I was just joking. Don't be angry. You've practiced really well."

Lingkong: "Okay, I forgive you this time, and I will forgive you next time, but not the third time. The third time I will cry in front of you, because three times is the limit."

The two were discussing martial arts when it suddenly started to rain. Lingkong took her to Chengehu to avoid the rain.

It was Keqing's first time to come to Chen Ge Hu. She saw only two simple beds inside and was speechless: "Poor family with nothing, is that what they mean by you?"

Lingkong: "At least there are two beds. My big villa is not built yet. When it is built, it will not be like this now."

Keqing: "There's not even a place to sit."

Lingkong: "Sit on the bed. It's raining heavily and may not stop all night. How about staying here for one night?"

Keqing: "Paimeng, let's squeeze in."

Pai Meng: "Uh, I like to sleep alone."

Lingkong secretly gave Paimeng a thumbs up. At critical moments, the little thing can still be relied on.

Keqing: "You don't sleep well at night, and you keep moving your hands and feet. It's very annoying."

Lingkong: "That's because you are so beautiful. How about this? I will tie my hands and if I touch you, your son will take my last name."

The rain not only lasted all night, but also continued for three days. Lingkong could only hide in the Chen Ge pot and could not go anywhere.

Then, the weather became colder and colder, until one day, snowflakes began to float in the sky, and Lingkong realized that winter had come.

He and Paimeng both put on winter clothes and prepared for winter.

The weather was too cold, and Paimeng didn’t want to go out much. She just wanted to stay in the Chen Ge pot and roast by the charcoal fire.

Lingkong carried the teapot and braved the wind and snow to a small restaurant. The restaurant had a stove and was quite warm.

Lingkong: "Paimeng, come out."

Pai Meng came out of the Dust Song Pot: "It's warm here, it won't increase the coldness value. What do you want to eat?"

Lingkong: "It's so cold, let's drink some mutton soup to nourish our bodies."

Pai Meng: "Okay, let's have some mutton soup."

Two large bowls of mutton soup, four pancakes and a pot of wine were enough for two people.

An old beggar pushed the door open and said, "Boss, please give me something to eat."

Shop owner: "Go, go quickly, don't interfere with my business."

The beggar was driven away by the boss.

Lingkong said: "Boss, why are there so many beggars in Liyue? Why are they rarely seen in winter?"

Boss: "Go home for the winter. Who would come out to beg in such a cold weather? Nine out of ten beggars in Liyue are fake. Some beggars are richer than us businessmen."

Lingkong: "That one didn't look fake."

Boss: "Who will pay you if you don't act realistically?"

A diner nearby said: "There is a beggar in our village who made his fortune by begging. If you believe they are miserable, then you are fooled. Those people are all lazy and greedy, otherwise, with their hands and feet, why would they become beggars?"

Old beggar: "Boss, please be kind."

Boss: "Why are you here again? Go away, go away. This is really bad luck."

The old beggar was driven away again.

Pai Meng: "That old man must be cold and hungry."

Lingkong took the remaining half pot of wine and went out, and saw the old beggar leaning against the door of the tavern.

Lingkong put ten mala in his bowl and gave him some wine: "Drink some wine to warm yourself up. After you finish the wine, don't forget to return the wine pot to the boss."

The old beggar said: "Thank you, benefactor. You are kind-hearted. God will bless you."

Until Lingkong finished his meal, he still didn't see the old beggar. Lingkong went out to look, but found that the old beggar had already left and no one knew where he went.

Lingkong: "I'm sorry, boss. I did something stupid and lost your wine jug. I don't know where the beggar ran off to. How much is the wine jug? I'll compensate you."

Boss: "Hey, why do you care about him? You might as well give alms to a dog instead of him. Dogs know how to repay kindness. Forget it, a wine jug is not worth much."

When we left the mutton restaurant, the snow had stopped and the snow on the ground had become thicker.

Pai Meng: "That old man betrayed my trust. Is it true that beggars cannot be trusted?"

Lingkong: "I don't know, but this time I'll just treat it as feeding the dog."

"If I see him again next time, I will give him a big snowball." Pai Meng threw a snowball at Lingkong.

Lingkong rubbed a bigger counterattack.

Paimeng ran in front screaming, and Lingkong chased after her. It is such a wonderful thing to play in the snow in winter.

The old beggar drank the wine and slowly walked out of Liyue Harbor. After taking the last sip of the wine, he threw the wine jug high into the air.

The wine jug broke into pieces and fell down. An old man in black appeared in front of him: "Old beggar, do you want to die?"

Old beggar: "Where are you going in such a hurry? Devil?"

The old man in black: "Lingkong killed my descendants, I want to kill him to avenge him."

Old beggar: "You have so many descendants, if one or two die, do you really care?"

The old man in black: "Even so, if this kid wants to become an immortal, he has to die."

Old beggar: "Can he become an immortal if he wants to? Has anyone ever become an immortal in the past thousand years?"

The old man in black: "If the cause and effect continue, you will suffer the consequences. If I don't kill him, he will come to kill me after he becomes an immortal? Do you want to stand up for him?"

Old beggar: "Haha, he used a pot of wine to ask me to help him once."

The old man in black: "You are tired of living, old man!"

After a loud bang, the old beggar disappeared, and a large area of ​​land outside Liyue Harbor was overturned.

The old man in black swallowed a mouthful of blood and said, "Humph, now that Morax is dead, I am number one in the world. Who in this world can stop me? Even if I only use 50% of my strength, it is enough to kill that guy."

The old beggar appeared on a small hillside and wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth: "I have done what I can. Whether you can survive depends on your luck."

Ling Kong and Pai Meng were making a snowman when an old man in black descended from the sky and said, "Are you Ling Kong? You are indeed a heroic young man with an extraordinary appearance."

Lingkong: "Your Excellency is?"

The old man in black said: "I am the Immortal Ancestor Chuxiong. Chuxiong is my eighteenth generation descendant."

Ling Kong was alert in his heart: "Are you here for revenge?"

The old man in black: "No, you have good qualifications, I would like to take you as my apprentice."

Lingkong: "But I've already become Grandma Ping's apprentice, so I can't become her apprentice again."

The old man in black: "If you don't accept my toast, you will be punished with wine and die!"

Lingkong saw that the situation was not good, so he grabbed Paimeng and jumped into the air

The old man in black flattened all the buildings within a hundred meters behind Lingkong with one palm.

The old man in black wanted to continue attacking, but Pai Meng had already escaped by teleporting through space.

When the old man in black was wondering why the two men disappeared, a giant hand made of crystallized earth elements stretched out from the ground and punched him away into the sky.

“Morax!” The black-clothed old man’s sharp screams echoed in the sky above Liyue Harbor.

In Mondstadt, Pai Meng said: "I was so scared just now. Why did that old man suddenly attack us?"

Lingkong: "I don't even know how many years he has lived. Does he have to choose a day to kill people?"

Pai Meng: "What should we do now? I hope that guy won't catch up with us."

Lingkong: "I don't know, but it's very likely. Unfortunately, Mond doesn't have any decent masters, so they definitely can't stop him."

Pai Meng: "Wendy."

Lingkong: "He's just a salted fish. It's better to pray that the old man falls into the toilet and drowns than to rely on him."