Genshin Impact: A Martial Arts Master's Journey to Teyvat

Lingkong just gave her a middle finger: "Come here."

The woman in black: "You are such an ungrateful person. You have let down so many girls. You deserve to die!"

Lingkong: "Who asked you to kill me?"

"They are the girls who let you down. There are..." The woman in black listed a long list of girls' names.

Ling Kong understood: "When they failed to spread rumors, they formed a group to hire you to kill me, and you almost surrendered to the enemy. What would they think if I really married you?"

The woman in black: "Nonsense! Which woman would use her own reputation to spread rumors? I, Mei Luoxue, will kill all the unfaithful people in the world."

Lingkong: "You wanted to commit suicide just now, but you didn't die? Your words don't count, you have no credibility."

Mei Luoxue: "Either you kill me, or you marry me."

Lingkong: "We just met by chance, and you asked me to marry you right after we met. Isn't that inappropriate?"

Mei Luoxue: "Who let you see my face?"

Lingkong: "I have to marry you when I see you. If I kiss you, I will have eight children."

Pai Meng: "That's right, he sees me every day, but I didn't let him marry me."

Mei Luoxue: "Anyway, I won't let you go. I want justice for the girls you abandoned."

Mei Luoxue left. She knew she couldn't win in a head-on battle and had to find another opportunity.

Lingkong: "I'm in trouble. The female warriors won't let me go. This woman may just be a vanguard."

Pai Meng: "How about you start a harem?"

Lingkong: "Things haven't come to that point yet. We can't set a precedent where if you marry a woman you have to take care of her whole family.

Some time travelers think they are the protagonists, so they start to build a harem. However, they end up being driven to collapse by a bunch of women's troubles, such as her brother, her sister, her father, and her mother.

He married more than one troublesome woman, more than a dozen."

Lingkong took out a cigarette and smoked it, as if he was reminiscing about the past.

Pai Meng: "It can be seen that you are a man with a story."

This is the function of cigarettes. No matter who you are, you can use it to pretend to be profound.

Young man in white: "You are Ling Kong, the best fighter in the world."

Lingkong: "Just when one left, another one came. Are you here to kill me too?"

Young man: "No, I'm here to question you, why are you playing with Zi Ling's feelings."

Lingkong: "Who is Zi Ling?"

Young man: "Stop pretending, I know everything about Zi Ling. She is such a pure girl, why did you lie to her!"

Lingkong: "I still don't know who you are talking about."

Young man: "Do you know how sad Zi Ling was... She almost cried."

Lingkong: "What is your relationship with Zi Ling?"

Young man: "She is the girl I want to protect."

Lingkong: "That's it? I thought you two were relatives."

The young man said affectionately: "Her joys and sorrows, her every smile and frown, all deeply touched my heart. She is everything to me, but you almost made her cry... Even if you are the best master in the world, you can't do this."

Lingkong: "So, you are not here to fight with me, you are here to reason with me."

Young man: "Being right does not depend on your martial arts skills."

Lingkong: "If you want to reason with me, don't blame me for fighting with you."

The young man showed a fearful look: "Even if you are the best fighter in the world, you can't be unreasonable."

Lingkong: "Alas, I don't like to reason."

Lingkong grabbed the young man by the collar and threw him into the lake: "Be a fish in your next life. At least you won't be cheated by women."

The young man struggled in the water in panic: "Save me, I can't swim."

Pai Meng: "He won't drown."

Lingkong: "You ask him, how would I know?"

Pai Meng: "Are we going to watch him die?"

The young man eventually sank to the bottom of the lake.

Pai Meng: "He's really going to die."

Lingkong used the dragon-catching hand to pull him up again. At this time, he had fallen into a coma. Lingkong punched him, and the young man vomited water.

Seeing that he was awake, Lingkong asked, "Between life and death, how does it feel?"

Young man: "Thank you for saving me, young man."

Lingkong: "Did I ask you to thank me? Answer my question."

Young man: "I have survived a great disaster and have survived a great disaster."

Lingkong: "Choose between Zi Ling and your life, which one do you choose?"

Young man: "I choose Zi Ling."

Lingkong slapped him in the face: "Did your parents give birth to you and raise you up, just to let you die for a woman?

You are just one fish in her fish pond. Do you know how many fish like you she has?

She doesn't have to pay anything, just move her mouth and wipe a few tears, and countless people will work for her. Even if you really die, she will only shed two tears at most and forget you in the blink of an eye. Is your life worth it?"

The young man began to doubt his life: "It's impossible, Zi Ling is not that kind of person."

Lingkong ignored him and went to the beach to fish.

Why there was only one fish and the other fish didn't find him? This is a very intriguing question. Facts have proved that for a licker, love means nothing in the face of life and death.

Lingkong fished at the beach for a whole day, and except for those two weirdos, no one else came to see him.

Lingkong: "It's a bit boring. Why doesn't anyone come to kill me? How can I get the female heroes to kill me?"

Pai Meng: "It's really weird that someone actually wants to be assassinated. Can I assassinate you?"

Lingkong: "Come on, but if I catch you, you'll get spanked."

Pai Meng poked Ling Kong's face with her index finger: "I have already stabbed you, but your skin is too thick, I can't stab you."

Lingkong grabbed Paimeng and spanked her on the butt.

Paimeng's scream scared away the fish. The two played for a while until Paimeng got tired.

Lingkong went to Wanmin Hall to wait for Keqing, but unexpectedly met Zhongli there.

Zhongli was having dinner with others.

Lingkong: "Mr. Zhongli, are you coming to eat too?"

Zhongli: "It's Brother Lingkong."

"You are Lingkong Shaoxia, sit here." One of them said politely: "I am Zhu Da, the owner of Qingyun Antiques, and this is the writer Hu Kai, Mr. Hu. You also know Mr. Zhongli, so I won't introduce him."

He clasped his fists in the air: "Boss Zhu, Mr. Hu."

Zhu Da: "I have heard that you are handsome and elegant, and now that I see you, I think you are a fallen immortal."

Lingkong: "Haha, Boss Zhu, you're too polite. I'm just a martial artist. Apart from fighting and killing, I can only live with this body."

Hu Kai: "Young man, I am not exaggerating. Young heroes like you are rare in the world. I want to write a novel based on you. It will definitely be a big hit."

Lingkong: "Hahaha, I can be the protagonist of a novel for once, thanks to you, but I think everyone here can be the protagonist.

Like Mr. Zhu, the god of antiques, who can tell at a glance what year an antique is from; Mr. Hu, the god of novels, whose novels are all best sellers; Mr. Zhongli, the god of funerals, who bury the heavens, the earth, and all living things.

Zhongli, who was drinking tea, almost spit out the tea. This guy was exaggerating too much.