What if I haven't seen Siheyuan?

Thinking back on what happened today, my heart is still filled with turmoil.

He turned over, sat up from the bed, and muttered to himself, "Why can't these beasts be quiet?

After I traveled through time and space, I just wanted to enjoy life quietly. If you guys won't let me go, don't blame me for being rude."

Originally, when Yan Xiaoyao had just traveled through time and was forced to abdicate by that group of beasts, he wanted to punish them.

But I was unfamiliar with the place at that time and it was difficult to take action.

In addition, I was always focusing on a few women and forgot about this matter.

Unexpectedly, these beasts were not at all restless.

It seems that I can only be like the protagonists in those novels.

These beasts will only be quieter after a few troublemakers are killed.

After hesitating for a moment, he turned on the system that had not been used for a long time.

The automatic sign-in mode has been cancelled and changed to manual sign-in.

Then, Yan Xiaoyao threatened the system viciously.

"You idiot, it's been so long and you don't give me anything precious.

If you don't sign me in with a better baby today, I will unbind you!"

"It would be better if you could give me a treasure that can kill people silently, so I don't have to be so timid."

After saying that, he glanced at his watch again. It would be twelve o'clock in a few minutes.

Then he lit a cigarette and waited for the time to come.

After finishing a cigarette, it was just past twelve o'clock.

Then, he used his still slightly wet right finger to lightly tap the sign-in button on the virtual display screen.

Immediately, the system prompt sounded.

“Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining a cultivation item.

20 pieces of garbage talismans that failed to be refined...

After the failure of refining, I barely made a low-level magic weapon, a Soul-Snatching Bell..."

Damn it...

What the hell are these things?

Looking at the items he signed in, Yan Xiaoyao was a little confused.

Although it is the cultivation item that I have always dreamed of.

But what the hell are these talismans that failed to be refined and these things that barely reach the level of low-level magical tools?

Then, call the system quickly.

"Hey, Tongzi, are you there?"

"Come out here and explain to me what the hell this means."

Ding, please check the efficacy and usage of the item yourself.

groove……

"Fuck you..."

"Is that what I'm asking you?"

"I really want to ask you, why is it that after I finally signed for something good, all I get are defective products?"

The system was silent for a while.

Ding, host, I'm very sorry, there's nothing this system can do.

I told the host when binding, that all the things that the host signed in and that do not belong to this world were taken from other travelers. I hope the host will have better luck next time.

……

Yan Xiaoyao was suddenly speechless.

What the hell, which great god traveled to the world of cultivation and is having such a miserable time?

It would be fine if the talisman failed to be refined, but how come even the magic weapon failed to be refined?

This technology is too rubbish, right?

After a while of silence.

Yan Xiaoyao could only accept the reality helplessly and hope that he would have better luck next time.

It would be best if I could meet a character like Han Tianzun, then his storage ring must be full of treasures.

Then, then, I couldn’t help but think of it with evil humor.

hey-hey……

If this newbie found out that the magic weapon he had worked so hard to master was missing, would he cry?

Then he felt sympathetic: This little rookie should not get ready to fight someone only to find out that his magic weapon is missing and get killed by the enemy.

Don't blame me when the time comes, blame the system.

I don't want any of your crap either, it's the system's fault.

Then he quickly lit a cigarette.

I couldn't help but feel thankful and said, "Fortunately, I am a time traveler. Although my living conditions are a bit poor, at least my life is not in danger, and I have so many close friends to accompany me. It's much better than those time travelers who have a hard time surviving in the world of cultivation."

Suddenly, Yan Xiaoyao, who had always been full of resentment towards the system, felt a surge of gratitude in his heart, and was glad that the system did not throw him into the world of cultivation in a confused manner to survive.

Then I started to check the results with great interest.

After all, this is the first time Yan Xiaoyao has come into contact with something like cultivation, so he is quite excited.

As descendants of the Yellow Emperor, who are the flower-growing nation, there is no one who doesn’t like these things.

The Yellow Emperor's Classic of Internal Medicine is a special item and does not count.

Failed to refine the talisman:

10 Diarrhea Talismans: effective release distance is 10 meters. After using it on the target, the opponent will suffer from unbearable abdominal pain within 30 seconds, and then have diarrhea.

10 Nightmare Talismans: effective release distance is 10 meters. After using it on the target, the other party will instantly enter a dream. The effectiveness varies from person to person.

Low-level magic weapon Soul-Catching Bell: effective casting distance is 30 meters. After being used on a target, it will make the target dazed for a short period of time. The effect varies depending on the individual's mental strength.

The lower the target's mental strength, the stronger the effect, and vice versa.

After understanding the effect, Yan Xiaoyao couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Haha, Yi Zhonghai, you old Bidden, just wait for me to die!

Although these things are extremely rubbish in the world of cultivation, if they are used against ordinary people, the effect will definitely be unstoppable.

Then he lit another cigarette.

Thinking about how to use these things to kill Yi Zhonghai.

After finishing a cigarette, Yan Xiaoyao decided to let Yi Zhonghai enjoy the same treatment as Jia Dongxu.

Hehe, I am also a good person.

Since you slept with his wife, why not help him get revenge!

I plan to find an excuse to go to the workshop to find Yi Zhonghai after work tomorrow, and then use the Soul-Catching Bell on him.

Humph, I don’t believe that I can’t kill old Bidden.

Then, I prepared to go to bed.

But when he thought about the deaf old lady who had not yet been dealt with, he felt unhappy again.

Humph……

It's troublesome to deal with Yi Zhonghai, but isn't it easy to deal with you, a dead old woman?

Since you are so shameless, don't blame me for being cruel and ruthless.

It is better to act than to think. It is better to act early than late.

Letting this old woman live for one more second is just a waste of air.

After getting out of bed and getting dressed.

Yan Xiaoyao turned off all the lights in the room.

After adapting to the darkness for a while.

With the faint moonlight, he groped his way towards the deaf old lady's house.

Soon, he carefully found his way to the deaf old lady's house.

The moonlight shines through the window, and you can vaguely see the deaf old lady lying on the bed and snoring.

Pooh……

You old woman, you seem to be sleeping soundly. I will torture you to death later.

It would be better if you fall into the toilet and drown, you old fool.

Afterwards, he took out the soul-catching bell and shook it vigorously at the deaf old lady a few times. After that, he gave her a diarrhea talisman.

Then I was too lazy to see the effect, otherwise it would be too disgusting, so I quickly slipped back home.

After going home.

Yan Xiaoyao was lying on the bed and thinking happily.

Hehe, it should have broken out by now!

If this damn old woman dies tonight, she’ll be lucky!

If he was lucky enough to survive, he would probably be half dead.

After all, at such an old age, it’s about the same after being tossed around like this.

By then, I'll wait until she's better.

Just do it again and torture her to death.

Haha ...