I'm a little panicked. I'm going to be a father right after my rebirth.

What she smelled was the scent of durian. People who don't like durian will find it very stinky.

"Mom, these are fruits and vegetables sent by a friend of mine, brought back from the south."

Wang Guiqin was so close that she almost vomited. This was not fruit, it was simply poop! She didn't believe it was edible!

"Ugh! Throw this basket out and don't bring it into the house!" Wang Guiqin waved her hands as if to shoo away a fly, wishing she could kick this unfortunate son out of the house as well.

Song Ye was about to laugh to death. He had expected his mother's reaction.

"Wow, what's that smell so good?" Yang Xue in the room smelled something and made a surprised sound and hurried out, with Song Zhaoxia following behind her.

Song Ye lifted the cloth on the basket, and a basket full of fruits appeared in front of everyone. The most eye-catching one was a big durian covered with thorns. He specially placed an iron basin underneath, otherwise the fruits underneath would have been pierced to pieces.

"Hmm, what a nice smell! This is the smell!" Yang Xue looked at the durian excitedly, wishing she could eat it with the skin.

Song Zhaoxia also lost her composure and squatted down to greedily smell the scent of durian.

Wang Guiqin kept backing away from them as she looked at their reactions. It was all over, it was all over. These two kids wanted to eat poop, but she couldn’t have them anymore!

Song Ye took the durian out of the basket and gently broke off the top. The smell immediately became stronger. Wang Guiqin rolled her eyes at the stench and quickly hid in the house.

"Wow! It smells so good! Husband, please give me a bite! Just one bite!" Yang Xue was so anxious that she jumped up and down.

Song Ye quickly stuffed a piece of food into her mouth, "Little ancestor, this is for you to eat! Don't jump around!" There are several babies in her belly, don't let them jump out!

Yang Xue could no longer hear what he said. Now her world was completely occupied by durian. This strange texture, this sweet taste! Ah! Love it!

"Second brother! I... forget it!" Song Zhaoxia was getting impatient and took action herself. She grabbed a large piece of durian flesh and bit it hard, taking in the essence in just one second!

"Mom, I want to eat too!" Qi Xin's little head squeezed in and shouted anxiously to Song Zhaoxia.

Song Zhaoxia quickly gave her a piece. The little kid held the durian and ate it until it was all over her face and hands. The yellow visual effect...

Ugh! Wang Guiqin leaned against the window and cried without tears. Her children were no longer clean!

Suddenly the door was opened. Qi Jianguo was about to step in when he took a few steps back. What was that smell? It was too strong!

He just went out for a while to avoid everyone's dinner time, and when he came back he saw his wife and children eating "baba" there. This scene has become unforgettable in his mind.

"Brother-in-law, you're back. This is the fruit my friend sent me. Come and try it!" Song Ye took a piece and was about to put it in his hand.

"I don't want it! Take it away!" Qi Jianguo was so scared that he hid backwards.

"Dad, don't give it to me!" Qi Xin rushed over and tried to touch Qi Jianguo's hands with her two little hands.

Qi Jianguo was so scared that he took a few steps back. He was about to cry, "Xinxin, we can't eat daddy! Dad will buy you whatever you want to eat!"

Qi Xin rolled her eyes and said, "Dad only eats poop! This is so sweet and delicious!"

Song Ye helplessly took out a pack of tissues to wipe her mouth, "Even if it tastes good, you can't eat too much, you know? You're still coughing, you can't eat anything too sweet."

"Wow! What is this? It smells so good!" Qi Xin also became interested in the tissue and opened her mouth to bite it.

"Hey!" Song Ye quickly retracted his hand, "This is paper! It's for wiping your face, you can't eat it!"

Yang Xue also saw what Song Ye was holding, "Honey, what kind of paper is this? Why is it so thin?"

"Uh" Song Ye forgot that there were no facial tissues in this era. He just bought it in a hurry for 1 point.

"This is also a gift from my friend. It's the paper used by people in the South."

Song Zhaoxia took it and touched it. "Oh, southerners really know how to enjoy life. This paper is much better than what we use! It has patterns on it and it has a fragrance!"

"Honey, do you still have this paper?" Yang Xue approached Song Ye and asked in a low voice with a blushing face.

Song Ye looked down at her and said, "Wife, do you want to take it...outside?"

Yang Xue's face turned even redder and she lowered her head and nodded slightly.

Song Ye pinched her little face and said, "This one is not suitable. He has other papers. I'll get them for you later."

"Yeah!" Yang Xue was extremely happy. She usually didn't dare to buy even the cheapest toilet paper. Now that she was pregnant, her hemorrhoids flared up and it felt like torture every time.

"Second brother, give me some too!" Song Zhaoxia said with a smile on her face.

"Okay, I've got them all!" Song Ye never expected that the usually aloof elder sister would be captured by toilet paper.

Come to think of it, those aunties in later generations would queue for several hours just for a pound of eggs. This is probably the way women are thrifty.

Hiss! He seemed to have discovered a new way to make money. It really was an era of gold everywhere!

"Second brother! Get that stinky thing out of here!"

Mother Wang Guiqin went crazy, and scared Song Ye so much that he quickly took away the durian and the basin. Yang Xue and Song Zhaoxia followed reluctantly, but were pushed back by him.

"What are you two doing wearing these? You've eaten a lot of these today. I'll put the durian in the warehouse. I'll get you some more when you want to eat some!"

Yang Xue and Song Zhaoxia looked at each other aggrievedly, and licked their hands at the same time. Suddenly, they saw Xinxin holding a large piece of durian in her hand, which she was chewing with relish.

A shadow loomed over Xinxin, and her hair stood on end instantly. She looked up at the two smiling faces warily. She remembered that her mother smiled like this the last time she cheated her of her New Year's money.

"You...you don't come over here!" Xinxin shouted while running, hiding in the inner room and locking the door.

"Xinxin, come out, mom has some delicious food here!" Song Zhaoxia tried to coax her outside, but Xinxin remained unmoved.

"Mom, if you want to eat, go ask your second uncle for it. It's shameful to steal food from a child!"

"Ahem," Song Zhaoxia blushed at what she said, "Mom is not trying to steal your food, your second uncle said you can't eat so much sweets if you have a cough!"

"I don't want to listen, I don't want to listen!" Xinxin was eating and making faces inside. Anyone who went out at this moment would be a fool.

"You little bastard! If you have the guts, stay away from home forever!" Song Zhaoxia said something harsh, then sat back at the dining table angrily.

"Wash your hands and faces! Don't eat if you don't!" Wang Guiqin was so angry that she slammed the table. The two of them hurriedly ran to wash their faces, washing them several times with scented soap.

"Mom, don't be angry. Look, there are other fruits!" Song Ye carried the fruit basket into the house and quickly grabbed a few oranges and placed them in front of his mother.

"Ahem." Song Yongtang didn't look at Song Ye. His cold expression showed that he was not envious at all, really not at all!