Read the mind and eat the big melon! The melon field in the cultivation world is full of wild animal

"!!" The calm expression on Nangong Lin's face almost broke.

The others were also thinking in their hearts, wow, there are so many gossips about Junior Brother Nangong (Uncle Master).

As soon as they got out of the customs, they were allowed to eat as much melon as they could.

It has never been Tang Yan's character to eat a melon only halfway, so he continued reading.

I couldn't help but burst out laughing when I saw this.

[Puff! Young Master Tengshe sent male fairies to Master Nangong for half a month, but he found that Master Nangong had no interest in male fairies and even felt a little disgusted with them.

After a quick thought, I thought that Master Nangong was not interested in men, so in order to please Master Nangong, I endured the jealousy and heartache and sent the female demon again? ?

What the hell is this? F*ck! 】

[This young master Teng Snake loves his uncle so much. I didn't expect that the demon race also has a pure love god of war. ]

The disciples from various peaks smacked their lips in amazement when they heard this, and looked at each other secretly.

Everyone shouted in their hearts.

So much love! You guys should be together!

The female disciples were especially excited, their eyes sparkling with excitement. For some reason, they always enjoyed hearing the love story between two male practitioners.

They always feel it is extra stimulating and exciting, making their blood boil and their heads constantly imagine the naughty little scenes between the two men.

Tang Yan stroked his chin.

[Qin Xiang sent handsome men and beautiful women from the Hehuan Sect to his uncle, and Young Master Tengshe sent male and female fairies from the Tengshe clan to his uncle.

The two have exactly the same train of thought and their painting styles are so unique, could they be half-siblings?

Being targeted by two mentally ill lunatics, kidnapped and almost forced, Uncle Nangong is really miserable. 】

[Fortunately, during the half year that Master Uncle stayed in the demon tribe, his injuries gradually recovered and some of his cultivation power was restored. He eventually injured the demon guards who were guarding him and escaped.

Hmm? Did the master learn his lesson this time? He dressed up as a sloppy middle-aged man?

In order to avoid being noticed by some crazy people again, the uncle-master actually smeared a layer of monster poop on his body?

This time, finally no one coveted the uncle-master, because the monks passing by smelled the intoxicating smell of feces on the uncle-master and wanted to stay hundreds of meters away from him.

It is said that some monsters will sniff the poop of their own kind to determine whether they are in estrus. Fortunately, the monster whose poop my uncle took was not in estrus.

Otherwise... I would probably have to step into another wolf's den, and it's possible that I would be captured by the monster and taken back for mating.

Hahahaha, this is truly the most bizarre and miserable male protagonist I have ever seen. 】

Everyone: “…” The big wild animals bit their lips and tried very hard to hold back their laughter.

"?!" Nangong Lin slowly exhaled a breath, and then he realized it belatedly, and a sense of relief arose in his heart.

Fortunately, the pile of monster feces that I picked up casually was normal.

A smile appeared on Fu Shouci's lips.

He remembered!

When my junior fellow apprentice returned to the sect twenty years ago, he looked extremely disheveled, his clothes were tattered, and his handsome face was pitch black.

If the voice hadn't been familiar, he would have thought it was a beggar who came from somewhere to beg for spirit stones.

At that time, I asked my junior what happened.

As a result, my junior brother went into seclusion with a dark face, and stayed there for twenty years.

[This author must be crazy, and the plot he wrote is also crazy. He made two supporting characters almost force the master uncle, and then made the master uncle unable to have sex. Is this really a plot written by a normal author? ]

Nangong Lin suddenly raised his hand and pressed his brows, a hint of melancholy flashing across his lowered eyes.

This experience twenty years ago is his dark history.

Although because of this experience, he turned a disaster into a blessing and his state of mind was severely tempered.

After returning, he broke through to a new level in a very short period of twenty years.

But he would rather not have this way of promotion!

It’s nothing, it’s all because I was scared by those ferocious male and female nuns during that period!

If he wasn't so strong mentally, he would have been scared to death and afraid of both men and women!

Although Tang Yan secretly ate the big melon in his heart and said nothing, he still felt inexplicably thirsty.

After taking a sip of the spiritual tea poured by Xiao Jixue, he kept his peach blossom eyes fixed on the crystal blue screen in front of him.

Seeing the screen refresh again, his eyes lit up.

【Hehe~ There is more. 】

Tang Yan silently recited in his heart as usual,

[When Uncle Nangong escaped from the demon clan, he set up a formation in the room. As long as someone who walked into the room stepped on the mechanism, a spiritual power explosion would occur?

As expected, Young Master Tengshe was injured in the explosion. However, his first reaction was not that he was injured in the explosion, but that his uncle had escaped.

He dragged his injured body and led people to chase after him. During the year of recuperation, the young master would ask every day whether he had found his uncle.

After confirming that the master uncle had completely disappeared, the master uncle actually became the white moonlight in the young master's heart? !

In order to be able to leave the clan openly to look for his uncle, Young Master Tengshe directly turned into the King of Rolls?

Rolling up the sky, rolling up the earth, rolling up life and death, forcing yourself to break through the brink of life and death again and again for the sake of promotion?

In addition to practicing every day, Young Master Tengshe's biggest hobby is to paint a portrait of his uncle to ease his homesickness?

Once a subordinate accidentally broke into the attic where paintings were stored and saw a portrait of his uncle in the attic?

After that, the entire Teng Snake clan and even the nearby demon clans all knew that the young master of Teng Snake had a human male cultivator named Bai Yueguang that he had been obsessed with! !

This caused the demon cultivators of the Teng Snake clan and other demon clans to become very curious about Uncle Nangong.

I wonder how handsome this male cultivator must be to make the young master of the Teng Snake Clan obsessed with him for twenty years. 】

Seeing Tang Yan in the next row, his eyes widened, and the next moment he burst into laughter in an unkind way.

[Hahaha, after the incident with Bai Yueguang, Uncle Nangong actually gained a reputation in the Monster Domain as the 'most beautiful fairy man on the continent'! Hahaha...]

Tang Yan bit Mi Li's thin lips hard and almost laughed out loud in front of everyone.

He was so depressed that tears welled up in the corners of his eyes.

Nangong Linjun's face turned dark, and his big hands hanging at his sides were clenching so hard that his bony fingers creaked.

He cursed in his heart, why did this brat Tang Yan have to laugh so wildly?

The rest of the people were not much better.

Qi Yan's shoulders twitched slightly because of holding back, and she transmitted the message in an unkind manner.

"Hahaha, the most beautiful fairy boy, Junior Brother, your bizarre experience really made me laugh to death."

Nangong Lin gritted his teeth and said in a cold voice: "Get lost!"

Qi Yan: "Okay, Junior Brother!"

Having had enough fun, Tang Yan continued.

[In order to marry his uncle as a Taoist partner in the future, the Overlord Snake began to actively fight for the position of Young Master? ]

[Okay, okay, that guy is definitely the pure love god of war. If there wasn't a heroine, I would have thought that this boss snake was the 'heroine'. ]

Nangong Lin frowned when he heard this, and a complex look flashed across his eyes.

He didn't know what he was feeling, but there was no doubt that he had no interest in men, really, really!

Otherwise, he would not have found it offensive and felt disgusted and abhorred when he saw those male cultivators who tried to seduce him in revealing clothes.