Read the mind and eat the big melon! The melon field in the cultivation world is full of wild animal

It took a day and a half to refine the antidote, which was then sent to the Vermillion Bird Demon Lord.

After the Demon Lord announced a ceasefire among the demon clan using the Demon King Order, the human realm also issued a ceasefire order.

The two sides entered a rest period and agreed that the human and demon races would hold a meeting in the central region half a month later.

In the past two days, the clan leaders of the major demon tribes have arrived at the Demon King City one after another.

They keenly sensed something was amiss from the Demon King's ever-changing orders, and came to the Demon King's city to gather intelligence.

Tang Yan and Xiao Jixue had nothing to do, so they decided to go for a walk.

The cities in the demon realm are as prosperous as those in the human realm, with restaurants, wine shops, tea houses and even bookstores.

That’s right, these days monsters are also learning to read and write like human cultivators.

It seemed that during a beast tide three hundred years ago, a young genius from the Yellow Tiger Clan was particularly arrogant and domineering on the battlefield.

As a result, he was taught a lesson by a cultivator.

That man was extremely knowledgeable and not only did he surpass Huang Hu in terms of cultivation, he also scolded the illiterate Huang Hu.

Huang Hu didn't understand what the other person was saying, but he could tell from the disdainful expression on Ren Xiu's face that he was being scolded.

The insults were very ugly.

The harsh laughter from the people around him made Huang Hu's eyes red. He felt wronged and uncomfortable, and vowed to study hard when he returned.

Twenty years later, it will scold those people too.

From then on, the monsters also began to read and learn to read.

There are many spiritual flowers and plants in the Demon Realm that are not found in other large realms. The medicine fields in Xiao Jixue's Yujue space are planted with countless spiritual medicines that are either extinct or rare.

But there is always something he doesn't have.

Tang Yan took him to a spiritual plant shop with high-end decoration and walked in.

After the Demon Lord woke up and announced a ceasefire, he immediately issued an order throughout the entire Demon Realm.

It is said that Tang Yan and Xiao Jixue are distinguished guests in the entire demon realm, and seeing them is like seeing the demon king.

All the expenses of the two in the demon realm will be paid by the Demon King's Palace.

The order and the portraits of the two were issued at the same time. In just two days, Tang Yan and Xiao Jixue had become celebrities in the Demon Realm.

As soon as he stepped onto the street, he was stared at secretly by countless monsters.

Naturally, he was also respectfully welcomed in by the owner of the spiritual plant shop.

After buying the elixirs they wanted, the two of them went shopping around.

It's not easy to come to the Demon Realm, and I plan to get some rare resources that are beneficial to cultivation back and give them to my master, father, ancestors, and senior brothers and sisters.

Spent most of the day strolling around.

The two walked into a restaurant. It was said that the recipes of the restaurant's signature dishes were bought from the human realm at a high price, and they tasted delicious.

I was respectfully welcomed in by the demon servants at the door, and the seats were really almost full.

"Dear guests, please go to the VIP room on the third floor."

Tang Yan and Xiao Jixue followed behind the attendants.

Suddenly, a loud and pleasant male voice sounded in my ears, "Everyone, what I want to talk about today is also from Xianpinzhai, and the name is "Two pieces of monster excrement love and hate each other for twenty years"."

Deafening applause followed.

"..."

The silence of Tang Yan and Xiao Jixue was also deafening.

"The tastes of the monsters in this demon realm are quite unique." Tang Yan looked a little strange.

It’s ok that there are storytellers in the dining area, but the story they tell is of this kind. How can it go well with the meal?

Xiao Jixue was about to nod in agreement.

Then the attendant leading the way explained, "Didn't the two distinguished guests know? This Xianpinzhai belongs to the distinguished guest domain, and the storybook was also passed down from the human domain."

Tang Yan and Xiao Jixue were silent: "..."

The demon servant said nothing more and respectfully led the two into the VIP room. Then the demon shopkeeper came with the menu.

Following the shopkeeper's recommendation, the two ordered several of the restaurant's specialties.

The demon cultivator who was speaking on the first floor had already begun to explain the story in a very excited manner.

The VIP room is soundproofed so you can't hear the noise outside.

There is a maple leaf-shaped instrument placed there, which automatically plays soothing and pleasant guqin music.

There is also a large stone screen for taking photos, which is connected to a special formation, through which you can see the image and sound of the storyteller in the hall telling stories with great enthusiasm.

If you don't want to watch or listen, you can turn it off.

While having a meal, Tang Yan didn't want to listen to any heavy-tasting words, so he turned off the photo stone.

Tang Yan put a piece of food into his mouth with chopsticks and glanced at the maple leaf magic weapon in the corner.

He smiled and asked, "Brother, can you play the guqin?"

He remembered that the modern Xiao Baobei could play the guqin, play ancient chess, write excellent calligraphy, and was also very good at painting.

I also learned piano and violin, and I played them both very well.

However, Tang Yan knows a lot, including guqin, calligraphy, and ancient chess, all of which he learned without a teacher, and he is also proficient in painting.

Several famous painters wanted to take him as their apprentice and mentioned it to him no less than ten times. Later, when they saw that he had no interest, they never mentioned it again.

But after that, whenever those people saw him, they sighed with regret and looked disappointed with him.

At that time he thought he was born with extraordinary talent.

Only after traveling back in time did I realize that he was actually an ancient person.

Xiao Jixue put the fish into his bowl and responded with a smile.

"Yes, but I haven't played it since you joined the Wanjian Sect. I'll play it for you when I have time."

In the past, those things were learned to cultivate one's sentiments besides practicing. After A Yan came to Wanjian Sect.

Apart from practicing, he basically put all his attention into taking care of A Yan.

Later, he felt that his cultivation was advancing too slowly and he could not protect A Yan.

Apart from being with A Yan, the rest of the time is spent on cultivation.

Tang Yan smiled brightly, "I can also play the guqin and the flute. When we have time, we can play together."

"Good~"

At this time, the voice of the system sounded in Tang Yan's ears.

[Host, there is a melon, but it is quite spicy. ]

The word "talk" disappeared from Tang Yan's mind, [I don't want to eat, don't talk about it. ]

[Okay~] The light purple kitten felt a little regretful.

But soon it rolled its eyes and smiled maliciously.

Immediately afterwards, a strange photo stone appeared in the minds of the demon cultivators in the restaurant, which really scared the demons.

There are two men in the deep pit in the picture.

The two men, who were naked and bald without wearing robes, were at the Nascent Soul stage.

The calamity clouds in the sky slowly dissipated. It should be that these two people had just passed the Nascent Soul Thunder Tribulation. Their hair and robes were all struck off.

The two male demon cultivators hugged and kissed each other for a while before putting on their robes.

The demon cultivator in blue robes touched the bald head of the young man in white robes and stopped him from taking the hair growth pill.

The white-robed male cultivator was confused and asked, "What's wrong?"

The blue-clothed male cultivator smiled and said, "Baby, can we not use the hair growth pills this time?"

The white-robed male cultivator raised his eyebrows, "What do you need? Do you want to become a bald head to practice Buddhism? And you don't need to shave your head to practice Buddhism."

The blue-clothed male cultivator said something shocking.

"I see you have a lot of hair in your anus. Why don't I pluck the hair from your anus and plant it on my head, and then use elixirs to stimulate the growth of hair. This way I can get special new hair."

"How about you use the hair in my anus?"

The white-clothed male cultivator's eyes lit up, and he hugged the man and kissed him.

"Okay, I like curly hair."

The scene ends, and the demon cultivators in the restaurant are all stunned. Σ( ° △ °|||)︴

The valley path is where the reincarnation of the five grains comes out, that is, the *gate!!

No, wait a minute! Using the hair from the anus to transplant new hair? Are there that much hair there?

Oh my monster mother, you shocked my entire monster family!

Somewhere on the second floor, a blue-dressed and a white-dressed male cultivator were sitting on their chairs in a daze, eating their meal affectionately and kissing each other from time to time.

Their long, slightly curly black hair, tied up with jade crowns, was kept very smooth.

Then, many demon cultivators around suddenly recalled the demon cultivator who used anus hair to grow new hair in the photo stone. They seemed to have seen it before! !

then.

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, countless surprised, complicated, and disgusted looks fell on the two of them.

After seeing the two people's slightly curly black hair tied up, everyone's expressions became even more indescribable.

At this time, a clip of two demon cultivators in blue and white robes kissing each other on the top of their heads was played on the screen.

And from time to time, the two of them would pick up a strand of their own hair and sniff it.

Everyone: "???"yue~~┐(′-｀)┌

Two people: "!!!"

Ahhhh! Help!

Their little quirks are exposed! Damn it! Who put the photo stone in their minds?

The two of them didn't even bother to care about the food on the table, they just ran away crying and covering their faces with shame.

The other demon cultivators said: I have learned a lot.

【Hahahaha.】 Xiao Tongzi’s gloating laughter echoed in Tang Yan’s mind.

Tang Yan raised his eyebrows: [What are you laughing at? Tell me.]

Tong: [The one that smelled good just now...]

Tang Yan refused fiercely, [Thank you for the invitation, I don't want to listen anymore. ]

After finishing their meal, Tang Yan and Xiao Jixue had just left the restaurant when a clear and mellow voice of surprise suddenly sounded behind them.

"Tang Yan!"