Read the mind and eat the big melon! The melon field in the cultivation world is full of wild animal

Outside the square, Bai Wuxia, who was traveling with Jiang Mei, Xu You and others, suddenly froze in his tracks.

Tang Yan's extremely clear voice is still echoing in my ears.

Damn!! Why is it his turn?

Bai Wuxia had a cold old face and was complaining in his heart.

Why did I suddenly feel depressed today and come to Danfeng?

Jiang Mei and Xu You beside him suddenly glanced at him, with obvious gloating and excitement in their eyes as if they were about to get something big.

Xu You even said it in a low voice with a smile.

"Brother Bai, please don't be afraid to seek medical treatment."

Bai Wuxia's face darkened: "...I'm not sick."

After spitting out these four words with gritted teeth, Bai Wuxia immediately wanted to turn around and leave.

As a result, Jiang Mei and Xu You, two guys who liked to watch the fun, grabbed one of his arms each and forcibly moved him to the honorable seat above the square.

I can feel the looks of the little bastards below secretly rubbing their heads at me.

Bai Wuxia was so angry that he almost vomited three liters of blood.

His face became colder and his eyes became icier.

The disciples' hearts twitched, and they exclaimed in their hearts, "It's over!" Master Bai was so generous!

One by one, they quickly looked away and dared not look again.

Tang Yan also glanced at Bai Wuxia.

He didn't know if it was his illusion, but he felt that Uncle Bai's face seemed more tense and colder today than before.

Xu You stood up cheerfully and announced loudly, "The Danfeng competition begins."

Tang Yan continued to look at the crystal blue screen that only he could see.

[Huh? It turns out that there is a reason why Master Bai screamed and crawled in the dark in the middle of the night. ]

Tang Yan became interested. He continued reading and subconsciously recited in his mind.

[Wow! Master Bai has a love interest that he likes very much, but this love interest dislikes Master Bai for being old-fashioned and boring, and spends very little time with her, and then throws Master Bai away with a shake of her head. ]

[Holy shit!!] Tang Yan’s peach blossom eyes widened slightly when he saw the next person in the line.

When the others heard the familiar voice of "Fuck you", excitement flashed across their eyes.

Ahhh! There's a big melon! An exploding melon!

Bai Wuxia's hand holding the teacup froze.

A deep sense of uneasiness and fear emerged in my heart.

Is Tang Yan going to expose those conversations?

[The reason why the female cultivator dumped Master Bai was actually! She despised Master Bai for being too young? ! ! ]

[Hahaha, I am dying of laughter. What kind of a reason is this for breaking up? Could it be that Master Bai is really too young? Still not good enough?]

Tang Yan burst into laughter in his heart.

“!!!” Bai Wuxia’s eyes went dark, and his heart finally died.

Immediately, countless resentments arose in his heart.

Nonsense! It's just nonsense!

Obviously, every time he was with that damn woman, that damn woman always complained about him...

Damn it! What's so small and not good is definitely the excuse that damn woman dumped him!

Besides, he is really not! Small!

Bai Wuxia had a cold face and the teacup in his hand was about to be crushed by him.

He wanted to take off his pants in public, take out his thing and show everyone what he was like.

The rest of the onlookers opened their mouths slightly, with disbelief flashing across their eyes.

Uncle Bai! Too young?

Still not enough? ??????????

Oh, Wo Kuo! It's another explosive melon!

Junior Brother Tang has never let them down!

The disciples tried hard to suppress the smiles on their faces, but they were all exclaiming in their hearts.

Ahhh! I didn't expect that the uncle who looks so tall and big is actually so small. Not good enough! Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter.

When judging a person, you can't just judge by appearance. What if he is a fake?

Jiang Mei and Xu You suddenly picked up the teacups and used the wide hems of their coats to cover their suffocated faces while drinking tea.

Hahahaha.

The two of them opened their mouths wide and laughed silently.

Xu You laughed for a long time, and his head almost fell off.

Just now, he forced himself to suppress his laughter and sent a telepathic message to Bai Wuxia.

"Old White, I say the same thing again. Don't be afraid to see a doctor. How about I take a look at it for you?"

Bai Wuxia: "...What? You pervert want to see it? Compare with me?"

He glanced at Xu You with disdain, "With your small body, you are definitely not as good as me."

Xu You: “…” Damn, is Old Bai crazy?

Holy shit! Nonsense, he must be older than him!! And better than him!

Bai Wuxia ignored him and glanced coldly at Jiang Mei who was smiling happily.

Anyway, he has lost face today.

Anyone who dares to provoke me will be killed!

Jiang Mei immediately backed down, quickly stopped smiling, and said seriously, "I was wrong, I won't smile anymore."

Bai Wuxia turned his head with satisfaction, then he stared fiercely at the bastards below who were laughing extremely happily in their hearts.

A lot of bad ideas to mess with that bastard popped up in my mind.

As the disciples from various peaks were having fun, they suddenly felt a chill all over their bodies and looked around in confusion.

Murderous?

Not noticing anything unusual, they continued to enjoy the melon-eating.

Tang Yan laughed enough and continued reading.

[Hmm? After that female cultivator dumped Master Bai, she brought a current girlfriend to see Master Bai the next day? ]

[Wait, girl? Oh my! She knows how to play. ]

[Then the female cultivator hugged her current female disciple and said to her uncle with a coquettish look: Being with her is more enjoyable than being with you? ? ]

Tang Yan was surprised. [He was with a woman instead of Uncle Bai, a real man? Could it be that Uncle Bai was really so petty? So petty that a female cultivator would not hesitate to date a girl?]

The wild beasts ate snacks and drank wine, thinking to themselves.

As expected, Master Bai is just young! Otherwise, how could a female cultivator look down on him?

Bai Wuxia: ...Enough! I say enough!!!＜(｀^′)＞

Damn, you are the ones who are young, your whole family is young!

[I was dumped by the person I loved, and was questioned about my ability. Then, he brought his current girlfriend to humiliate me.

No wonder Master Bai was so upset that he ran to the back mountain in the middle of the night while everyone was asleep, and turned into a wild monkey, swinging around screaming and twisting. 】

[Haha, Uncle Bai hasn't been doing his hobby of screaming and crawling for two months.

As a result, I encountered that female cultivator and her female lover strolling around the market yesterday, and after being stimulated, it started again in the middle of the night. 】

Everyone in the Law Enforcement Hall suddenly realized: So that's what it is.

Tang Yan had finished eating Bai Wuxia's melon and was about to have a sip of wine to relax.

Then the system said, [Ding—Detected the bloody explosion of Jiang Mei’s cousin.]

Tang Yan subconsciously glanced at Uncle Jiang Meijiang at the top of the table and asked in his heart.

[The bloody and explosive melon about Uncle Jiang’s cousin? How bloody and explosive? ]

System: [As bloody and dramatic as you want, as explosive as you want. ]