Read the mind and eat the big melon! The melon field in the cultivation world is full of wild animal

The system said cheerfully, [Host, host, here comes the melon. ]

Tang Yan's eyes lit up, [What melon? I'm just a little bored.]

As soon as these words were spoken, Xiao Jieyun, Xiao Jiu and the other onlookers immediately took their positions.

Wei Yuan's eyes were still glued to the electronic chicken that was playing "Boonie Bears".

He couldn't bear to leave Big Bear, Little Bear and Bald Qiang inside, so he planned to do two things at the same time.

While watching the two monsters, Big Bear and Little Bear, fighting wits and courage with the human race, I was also listening to the big news told by my beloved disciple.

Feng Sheng was originally talking to Li Mo. Upon hearing this, he transmitted his thoughts via telepathy.

"Mo Mo, you're talking a little too much." No one can disturb her from listening to her junior brother tell her the big news!

Li Mo: "..."

The young man laughed out of anger, and angrily pinched the green jade fingers in his hand with a little force.

He transmitted his message in a wronged tone, "Whose gossip is more important, mine or my junior brother's?"

Feng Sheng waved his other hand as if to shoo away a fly, and said perfunctorily, "They are all important."

Li Mo covered his chest exaggeratedly and sighed softly.

“I knew that Shengsheng was so perfunctory, I would definitely not be able to keep up with Junior Brother’s gossip.

Alas, it’s a pity that I always put Shengsheng first in my heart and eyes, but never thought about... um. "

Before he could finish, Feng Sheng kissed him, interrupting the spell.

A faint smile of joy and happiness flashed across Li Mo's eyes.

He successfully put his arm around Feng Sheng's waist and kissed her back.

Many monks in the back were either concentrating on the alchemy competition on the stands, or were surprised by the clear male voice ringing in their ears.

The next moment, when I focused my attention, I saw a man and a woman in front of me suddenly kissing sweetly.

These single monks: "..."

Many monks glared at Li Mo and Feng Sheng who were abusing the dog.

Feng Sheng felt like her whole body was pierced by the daggers in the eyes, and she quickly pushed Li Mo away.

Li Mo stroked the corner of his lips contentedly and finally stopped acting like a troublemaker.

Tang Yan withdrew his gaze from his two senior brothers and sisters, and suddenly leaned over and kissed Xiao Jixue who was making spiritual tea for him.

"Hmph~ I have one too."

Xiao Jixue paused, her heart softened.

The baby is so cute~I want to kiss him.

Thinking so, Xiao Jixue did the same and quickly moved closer to kiss Yanyan.

Chi Qingzhi turned his head and looked at Ji Chen's thin lips.

Ji Chen was calm and shook his head with extreme cruelty.

Chi Qingzhi: Humph! He didn’t! Damn it! I hate stinky couples!

Cui Yishu took the orchid-shaped sugar cake that Ke Yinjian handed to her and smiled.

She didn't!

But! She has a fiancé with whom she exchanged tokens! Humph!

Tang Yan took a piece of peach blossom cake and took a bite, [Tongzi, put the melon down! ]

Ke Yinjian glanced at Tang Yan imperceptibly, thinking secretly.

Is the spirit weapon the most precious treasure of Xitong?

But it's none of his business.

Lines of large characters appeared on the crystal blue screen in front of Tang Yan, and he stared at the screen intently.

[Let me see, who is the owner of this melon? ]

[The melon master is the young master of Ziji Immortal Mansion, Fu Xianyin? ]

The owner of the melon, Fu Xianyin, was at the scene himself, and was only a few hundred meters away from Tang Yan and others.

When Fu Xianyin, who was chatting with the spirit of the weapon, heard Tang Yan read her name, she was so frightened that she almost lost her soul.

damned!

On the day when Tang Yan made a scene at Tang Feiyang's young master succession ceremony, she also went!

It’s over, it’s over. She thinks she doesn’t have any gossip.

Cold sweat broke out on Fu Xianyin's white forehead. He listened attentively, like a death row prisoner awaiting sentencing.

Her spirit naturally also heard Tang Yan's thoughts.

He laughed out loud with gloating, "Hehehe, you helped the beauty, and now you have come to this day!"

"Get out!" Fuxianyin said angrily.

Tang Yan's thoughts echoed again.

[Is Fuxianyin a narcissist?]

The first thing she did every morning after washing up was to sit in front of the dressing table and ask her own natal spiritual artifact, Jiantian Baojing: Baojing Baojing, who is the most beautiful woman in the Northern Territory? Who is the most beautiful person in the world?

Not only that, Fuxianyin would ask Baojing when she was eating, "Who in the world eats the most elegantly?"

When drinking tea, you should ask yourself who in the world drinks tea elegantly?

Do you ask after you finish practicing, after you finish fighting with others, after you finish refining the elixir, when you bathe and purify yourself, and when you go to sleep?

Ask the mirror a hundred times a day, "Am I beautiful? Who is the most beautiful person in the world?"

Do you always say “Oh, I’m so beautiful”, “Ahhh, I’m so beautiful that I’m dying”, “Oh my God, I want to kiss myself to death”?

Good man, this narcissism is well-deserved. 】

puff.

The onlookers were laughing so hard that they cast mocking glances at Fuxianyin.

Her face was as white as jade, her temperament as elegant as orchid, her lips were as red as cherries, and her fair hands were holding a flaming rose.

She is indeed a beauty.

Fu Xianyin's expression was a little stiff.

In the past, with so many people looking at her, she would have thought that it was her snow-skinned beauty, the most invincible in the universe, that had attracted others.

Now, all she was left with was embarrassment and shame.

"Hahaha." The gloating voice of the Jiantian Treasure Mirror echoed in Fu Xianyin's mind.

Fu Xianyin looked sinister, "Try to smile again?"

With a click, Bao Jing shut up.

Then he unilaterally cut off contact with the stinky master.

Baojing said secretly.

Its owner's narcissism has reached a hopeless level.

That is to say, immortal cultivators eat the essence of heaven and earth and absorb the essence of the sun and the moon without having to poop or pee.

Even if one consumes pastries and meals, these impurities will only be excreted in the form of foul air and dirt after practicing the techniques and allowing the spiritual power to travel through the meridians and acupoints of the body.

Otherwise, the stinky owner would probably ask it a few questions when he poops or pees:

Who in the world poops the most beautifully? Who pees the most elegantly?

Whose poop is the most beautiful in shape and whose pee is the most beautiful in color?

Fortunately, it doesn't have to answer such interesting questions.

When its stinky master first asked it who was the most beautiful person in the Northern Territory, it answered Tang Yan.

The most beautiful woman in the world answered Xiao Jixue from the Southern Territory and Tang Yan from the Northern Territory.

As a result, that day was the darkest day in its life as an artifact spirit.

The owner, dissatisfied with its answer, beat it up so badly that the weapon spirit's legs were almost broken.

It obviously can't lie.

Later, he was forced by his conceited master to lie for several years.

Moreover, the stinky owner forced it to praise her beauty in various ways every day, and it could not do it the same way every day, otherwise it would be beaten.

It has been forced into a spirit, and now it can speak fluently.

Clear eyes, flowing gaze, crimson lips reflecting the moon, clear mind, beautiful figure, beautiful face and fairy-like appearance...

Damn, who made it like this? Fortunately, it doesn't have to praise its stinky master's shit and urine for being beautiful and nice.

Oh, I wish it was rotten earlier.

At this time, Tang Yan's surprised thoughts sounded.

【ah? ! ! 】