Read the mind and eat the big melon! The melon field in the cultivation world is full of wild animal

Chapter 34: Who does Senior Brother like, the Holy Son or the Cross-dressing Master?

[Hahahaha, I am dying of laughter. After Uncle Ye stripped Su Ning's clothes, he was so frightened by the sight of Su Ning's flat chest and big treasure that he was speechless on the spot. He was almost frightened to death...]

"puff!"

In the void, the wine in Li Rong's mouth sprayed all over Fei Zhong's face opposite him with a "whoosh".

Fei Zhong, with alcohol all over his head and face, looked at Li Rong murderously.

"I'm sorry, Junior Brother Fei, I didn't mean it."

Li Rong didn't have time to eat Ye Sheng's melon, and hurriedly took out a handkerchief to wipe Fei Chong's face.

Jiang Mei and Xu You burst out laughing.

"Hahaha, Senior Brother Ye's life outside for training is rich and interesting, right?"

Xu You stroked his chin, his face full of joking, "You think, after this incident, Junior Brother Ye will never be able to get up again, right?"

Jiang Mei knew what he was talking about Ye Sheng.

He smiled meaningfully, "Probably not, otherwise why would Senior Brother Ye love the Holy Son so much that he has been thinking about him for fifty years?"

Xu You: “That’s right.”

Jiang Mei and others had set up an isolation formation in this void in advance.

No matter how big a commotion they make here, the outside world is completely unaware of it.

So now that Junior Brother Ye is gone, they can do whatever they want, laugh as much as they want, and discuss as much as they want.

As for the disciples below, their situation was much more miserable.

[Hahaha, Uncle Master actually had such a funny experience. ]

Tang Yan couldn't stop laughing in his heart.

He tried hard to suppress the corners of his mouth that wanted to rise wildly, and he really wanted to laugh out loud.

He was also afraid that his fellow students around him would think he was mentally ill.

As a result, Tang Yan felt extremely uncomfortable, his shoulders trembled, and he could only hold the teacup tightly in his hand.

The disciples around him were not much better than him.

He tried hard to suppress the laughter that was about to burst out from the corner of his mouth.

Some pinched their arms, some pinched their thighs, and some bit their lips.

They all looked serious and expressionless, but under the table they were secretly struggling with their arms and legs.

It seemed as if they were competing to see who could endure longer, and neither of them was willing to smile even a little to alert others.

For this reason, many disciples tried hard to hold back their laughter while cursing in their hearts.

Save your life!

Ever since Junior Brother Tang joined the sect, they are almost turning into Ninja Turtles!!!

Who can understand the feeling of wanting to laugh wildly but not daring to laugh?

At a distance from Tang Yan, Gu Qingling and Qiu Ziyuan were also suppressing the smiles on their faces.

The former even had a transparent snot bubble suddenly appear under his nose because he was enduring so much pain and discomfort.

Qiu Ziyuan, who had a full view of the scene, said: "..."

Gu Qingling, who was laughing so hard that his nose was covered with snot, was seen by his friends: "..."

Gu Qingling gave a bitter smile of self-abandonment.

Never mind, his pants had been taken off anyway.

When he came to Fufeng this morning, all the brothers and sisters he met along the way burst into laughter at him when they saw him.

I guess his gossip can make those people laugh for dozens or even hundreds of years.

It's not a big deal if there's something embarrassing going on.

Qiu Ziyuan lowered his voice and changed the subject, "Life will be better if you read other people's gossip."

Gu Qingling nodded in agreement, "That's right."

Tang Yan wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and continued to read the gossip about Ye Sheng.

[Huh? Master Ye really loves Su Ning! He was almost frightened to the point of not being able to lift his head, but in the end he still managed to cure Su Ning of his lustful poison.]

[Wow, after Su Ning cured the poison, he used the Qingmu Sect's sacred artifact Sealing Mirror to seal Master Ye's memory of this ridiculous incident? Isn't this just like lifting up the skirt and ignoring the person? ]

[I was wondering why Master Ye only remembered that his true love, Bai Yueguang, Su Ning, was really a woman. So that's why.]

[No, does Su Ning like his uncle or not? ]

[If he said he didn't like it, he could let Master Ye detoxify him and pick flowers for him, and he lived a sweet life with Master Ye for so long. ]

[If you want to say she likes him, she would not recognize him after one night of pulling up her skirt. In the end, in order to dispel Master Ye's idea, she found many handsome men and beautiful women to express her feelings to Master Ye, and even brought a mermaid from the merman tribe. ]

Jiang Mei and others: I understand, it turns out that group of people were brought by Su Shengzi.

Dong Yi sneered: Ha! A villain like Su Ning who is favored by the master but still wants to run away is not worthy of the master's favor!

Not far away, Yuanbao, who was eight feet away from Dong Yi, drank some spiritual tea to calm himself.

He glanced cautiously at his senior brother, whose handsome face had a dark face and gloomy eyes.

He thought to himself that he could foresee the love battle between the three men in the future.

Hey! What's going on?

However, even though Yuanbao cursed, he couldn't help but let his thoughts wander.

Is it Master and senior brothers?

Or the Master and the Holy Son?

Or maybe it was that after the senior brother met the Holy Son, he no longer liked the Master and started to like the Holy Son instead... After all, the Master dressed up as a woman to miss the Holy Son, and his appearance and makeup must have been very similar to that of the Holy Son.

Who knows whether Senior Brother likes the Master or the Holy Son?

Or maybe just three of them together?

The disciples pricked up their ears to listen to the melons.

I couldn't help but sigh in my heart.

The matter between the uncle-master and the Holy Son is really complicated and confusing!

But, having said that, are there any men who would like those saint sons and saint daughters recruited by the Wanjian Sect?

Why are they all here to harm the Wanjian Sect members?

As they were thinking about it, many disciples couldn't help but look at Gu Qingling and Qiu Ziyuan's... buttocks in the distance.

And they all like to pick other people's flowers.

Hiss! There are so many perverts out there. When they go out to train, they must pay attention to protecting their butts.

Many disciples, especially male disciples, made up their minds secretly.

Even the female disciples felt that they were in danger as well, in case they might meet a demon who ate both meat and vegetables one day.

There are even a few who are thinking about researching spiritual weapons, formations, talismans, etc. to protect their butts.

As for the pills, ha, just kidding, they don’t need to take care of their butts, so forget about it.

Gu Qingling and Qiu Ziyuan, who felt their butts burning in the distance, looked at each other in bewilderment: "..."

Damn! That's it? Can it be linked to them?

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