Read the mind and eat the big melon! The melon field in the cultivation world is full of wild animal
Chapter 169 Haha, there is also a big melon in the way of heaven?
Wen Changyu loved Cheng Yinghan's dummy more and more, and kissed Cheng Yinghan's left cheek twice.
She said sweetly, "Uncle Master, if you don't say anything, it means you agree. Acknowledgement means that you agree with what I said, 'You love me too.'"
"Uncle Master, you are so nice! I like you so much~"
Wen Changyu knew that the dummy couldn't speak, and it was broad daylight now. His uncle's spirit only attached itself to Hanhan at night.
So no matter what he says or does, his uncle will not know.
But he was happy, excited and thrilled to death!
It was as if there was a little wild wolf in his heart, beating and jumping in his heart, disturbing his mind and making him extremely excited.
"Uncle Master~" Wen Changyu called out in a long, tender voice. Seeing the fake Cheng Yinghan was so focused and affectionate, it seemed as if he was staring at a real person.
"Damn!" Wen Jia and He Lianyi got goosebumps all over their bodies.
It was obvious that they were not the ones who did such shameless behavior.
Why do they feel so embarrassed? So embarrassed that they want to pick their toes?
Wen Jia finally couldn't bear it anymore and slapped Wen Changyu who was flirting with a fake person.
He shouted, "You bold monster! Get off my Yu'er!"
"Uncle-master!" Wen Changyu hugged the fake Cheng Yinghan and quickly dodged to the side, and finally looked to see if his uncle-master was affected by the attack.
Seeing that the dummy was intact, he looked at his old father with some displeasure.
"Dad! What are you doing? What if you hurt my Hanhan?"
Wen Jia: “…” Help!
He couldn't stand this rebellious son! This rebellious son was definitely not his biological son! Absolutely not!
He Lianyi looked at Wen Jia with admiration, "Your children really opened my eyes. Oh, yes, they also opened the eyes of the little guys in the sect and the Wanjian Sect. They have broadened their horizons."
Wen Jia: “…”
Dual Arts Sect.
Cheng Yinghan tried his best to endure the throbbing in his heart that was too strong to be ignored, and his eyes suddenly became dark.
Wen Changyu! What on earth is he thinking about!
Why do you keep kissing his left cheek? In the past, I could only feel it once every few hours, but now...
He couldn't even concentrate on his cultivation!
On the other side, Tang Yan had just taken a bite of the peach blossom cake and his eyes lit up when he saw the screen refresh again.
He quickly looked at the screen intently. [In the beginning, the secondary personality soul in Cheng Yinghan's body attached to the fake person, and hugged Wen Changyu intimately every night?
After that, occasionally Cheng Yinghan's personality would have private thoughts, attach itself to the dummy, pinch the spell to make Wen Changyu fall asleep, and then release his soul to it...
Then the secondary personality did the same thing as the main personality? Main and secondary personality? Doesn't that mean that the master uncle is equivalent to two people? 】
The wild bastards listened calmly, but they were shouting wildly in their hearts.
Oh my god! It’s really exciting!
Wen Changyu is living a very fulfilling life!
Huh? Wen Changyu was dumbfounded again!
When he slept with Hanhan in his arms, he would have that kind of dream every few months!
I thought he missed his uncle too much, but I didn't expect it was because his uncle released his spirit and did something with him! !
Wen Changyu's handsome face suddenly turned red, and he was once again filled with shame.
I couldn't help cursing in my heart, damn! Please don't bring up this kind of gossip, right?
However, despite the shame, Wen Changyu's heart was filled with sweetness and joy.
He said! Uncle Shi loves him! He loves him as much as his life!
At this time, Wen Changyu was immersed in the sweetness that his uncle also loved him, and he didn't notice that his past was about to be exposed.
Suddenly, Tang Yan's cheerful laughter rang in everyone's ears.
[Haha, I am dying of laughter. Wen Changyu actually wrote a domineering CEO novel? The protagonists are himself and his uncle? He also wrote a fan fiction about himself and his uncle? ]
“???” A row of small question marks appeared above the heads of the onlookers.
Novels are supposed to be storybooks, so what do the terms "domineering CEO" and "fan fiction" mean?
Junior Brother Tang knows so much, everyone couldn't help but sigh.
Wen Changyu's face changed slightly, and he cried out in his heart! Why did they even dig out the book he wrote to gossip about it! Ahhhh!
[Let me see what it says.] Tang Yan continued to read.
I took one look at him and he almost burst out laughing in public.
[Pfft! What are these? ]
["The nephew's waist is weak, and the icy beauty's uncle's soul is floating"
"I was brought back to my nest by the icy beauty dragon clan leader and forced to love"
"I! The weak and incapable little emperor, the overbearing and evil regent enters my dragon tent every night"
"The Iceberg Beauty Immortal Emperor took a fancy to me, and he forced me to marry him as his beloved lover"
After the divorce of the arrogant Hades Emperor, his cold and sickly disciple dotes on him
"After I died, the high and mighty God went crazy"? ?
Wen Changyu is getting more and more inspired the more he writes, letting himself go? The content of each book is more explosive than the last? 】
[Haha, I am dying of laughter. These names are more outrageous than the last! So tacky, awkward, and shameful.
It also covers the mortal world, the cultivation world, the immortal world, the god world, the underworld, and the demon world. Awesome! 】
Hahaha.
Everyone was laughing in their hearts, and many male and female nuns who liked to read storybooks had shining eyes.
Just hearing the name, they found it very interesting.
Ahhh! Can Senior Wen take the book he wrote to the bookstore to sell? They will definitely support him!
"Pa!" Wen Jia slapped his forehead again, and was so angry that he blew his beard and glared.
Said to the embarrassed Wen Changyu.
"You bastard! From now on, get out of here and don't say you are my Wen Jia's child!"
Wen Changyu: "..." Playing ball! I came to the Divine Medicine Sect and was kicked out of the house by my father!
Tang Yan paused and raised his eyebrows slightly.
[Yo, this great writer not only writes, he also draws? The drawings are all pictures of Master Uncle and Xiao Huang together?
Various scenes, major realms, from humans to monsters? From monsters to ghosts? From ghosts to flower spirits, tree spirits, and mermaids? ? 】
Tang Yan gave Wen Changyu a thumbs up again.
[This guy is awesome! He’s a talent! ]
Everyone: I want to see and buy it!!
"Ah!" In the void, Wen Changyu's face turned red and he was about to smoke with shame.
His face! His fame!
Ah! If he knew there would be such a day, he would never write a story, let alone draw a picture! At most, he would imagine it in his mind!
[Huh? Wait a minute!] Tang Yan let out another sound of surprise.
[Tian Dao! You actually peeked at Wen Changyu's storybook and drawings? Walter?!
Because the stories and pictures he wrote were so beautiful, Tiandao also shared them with another Tiandao on another continent who also loved stories and pictures? ?
The Heavenly Dao of the Immortal Continent is actually like this? 】Tang Yan exclaimed.
The image of the great and majestic Heavenly Dao in his mind was suddenly shattered.
Everyone: “!!!” My dear father and great aunt!
Who would have thought that one day these little shrimps would actually be able to eat the melon of heaven? !
Be it the disciples or the venerable elders, they were all extremely shocked.
Everyone looked up at the sky at the same time. It was quiet, with blue sky and white clouds, without any dark clouds.
Oh my god! Xitong is so awesome! Everyone exclaimed in their hearts.
Tiandao: “…” Yuanyuanyuan cried and felt sad and angry.
It accepted being beaten and its daughter taken away by adults, so why did it let Adult Tang Yan bring these little guys to eat its melon together?
The system glanced at a certain person and said, "What's up? Any opinions?"
Tiandao immediately turned into a lackey, "No, no, no, just enjoy your melon."
The system raised its little head: "Huh~"
Xiao Jieyun: Haha, this is her father!
Dan Yin: Is this Xiaoyun’s overbearing and arrogant father Tiandao?
Wen Changyu was not at all excited about having tasted the great news of heaven. There was only one thought in his mind.
He brought shame upon himself in front of the Heavenly Dao of the neighboring continent!
[There is also the bloody story of Old Man Wen and Wen Changjun! ] Tang Yan sighed.
Wen Changyu's eyes immediately lit up.
Quick, quick, quick! Quickly expose the gossip about his father and fourth brother!
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