Read the mind and eat the big melon! The melon field in the cultivation world is full of wild animal

After resolving a worry, Tang Yan was in the mood to eat melon.

【Tongzi, report the melon! 】

The big wild animals were at their leisure.

At this time, a round of competition had just ended on the ring, and the new disciple was sad and in pain.

Tang Yan glanced at the first arena and saw a handsome male cultivator in white with a bright smile on his face.

He jumped down from the ring with a smile.

Just as he stepped down from the stage, the thoughts ringing in his ears made his scalp tingle.

[This time the main person behind the melon is Liang Laodeng's second apprentice, Cen An? 】

"!!" Cen An's smile froze. Just as he was about to say something gossipy about him, an idea suddenly came to his mind.

Suddenly remembered a big event three years ago!

Ah! It's over! His fame!

Suddenly, everyone's eyes fell on Cen An, even Liang Qiu was no exception.

Cen Ansheng returned to his seat with a depressed look on his face, no longer feeling the joy of winning the competition.

When the people around him saw how distraught he looked, they laughed even more obscenely in their hearts.

Hehehe~~Senior Brother Cen must be an explosive melon!

Tang Yan recalled the voice of the system in his mind, [Host, I suggest you spend 600 points of favorability to start the replay. Cen An’s replay is super hilarious.]

Tang Yan did not hesitate, [Open! ]

He now has several thousand points of favorability, so he is naturally heroic.

I just don’t know what Xiao Jixue was thinking last night that made him gain so much favorability.

Tang Yan glanced at someone next to him, and a row of small question marks appeared above his head again.

The system has arranged the replay. [Ding- Consume 600 points of favorability, total favorability 4000]

The live broadcast screen appeared, and the wild bastards looked at it intently——

On the vast and boundless wilderness, Cen An, dressed in white and looking like an immortal, walked forward with weak steps and shining eyes.

Suddenly a group of monsters appeared in front.

The intelligent monsters looked at each other and spoke in human language, "How did the nasty human race break into our territory?"

A male beast: "I don't know, drive him away."

A female beast: "No, he looks so delicious, I want to eat him!"

"I want to eat it, too. It tastes best when marinated and grilled."

Just as the monsters were discussing fiercely whether Cen An should stay or go, Cen An suddenly shouted in shock.

"Huh? Why are there so many of my dads standing here?"

He rubbed his eyes hard, and there were still more than twenty fathers standing in front of him.

Cen An was stunned. Just as he was about to speak, he glanced to the right and his eyes almost popped out again.

"Oh my god! Why are there so many girls standing here?"

He looked conflicted, then quickly ran over and threw himself into the arms of a female monster.

He shouted, "Dad! Why are you here? And why do you have twenty-seven heads and twenty-seven bodies?"

Female monster: “???”

Without waiting for the monster to react, Cen An ran to the other side and threw himself into the arms of a male monster.

"Mom! You're here too. How come you've suddenly become so much like Dad?"

"Twenty-seven fathers and twenty-two mothers, what should I do with the remaining five fathers? Where are my other five mothers?"

Male monster: “???”

The monsters were stunned, their eyes filled with confusion and shock.

After being stunned for a while and finally reacting, the male monster slapped Cen An away with a slap.

He cursed, "What's wrong with these disgusting humans? Running out in broad daylight to find parents everywhere?"

The female demon beast was also shocked and said hurriedly, "Drive him away. He must have a brain problem, and it's not a small one."

The female monster never mentioned eating Cen An, for fear that eating him would also infect her brain.

As a result, the monsters didn't wait for Cen An to be driven away.

Cen An, who was lying on the ground, jumped up with a somersault and rushed to a male monster while crying.

He hugged its neck and cried, "Woo woo! Wife, my mother doesn't want me anymore. She beats me! Woo woo! Let's go, let's run away from home."

Don't worry, I will do twenty jobs a day from now on, and all the spiritual stones I earn will be given to you."

This was the first time a human, especially a male human, called him "wife". He was stunned: "!!"

It glanced at Cen An shyly and turned its head away.

Cen An hugged the male monster and cried for a while, and when he looked up again, he jumped away.

He pointed at it in horror and shouted, "Fuck! You are not my wife! I remember now, my wife doesn't want me anymore, she has another dog!"

And you are an oversized spider! Damn spider, come over here and try it!"

Male monster: “?!”

It wrinkled its nose in grievance, calling the other person "wife" one moment and calling the other person "dead spider" the next.

Humans are cunning and changeable, but our ancestors never deceive animals!

And he's not a spider, he's a handsome silver snow leopard! Hum~

The other monsters were even more certain that Cen An had a brain disease, and it was a serious one.

Before they could make a move, the mentally ill Cen An started a new round of mischief.

He ran quickly towards a deep pit, taking off his robes as he ran.

After stripping himself down to a pair of red shorts, Cen An happily jumped into the deep pit and fell into the pit with a bang.

Hiss! The monsters turned their eyes away without watching. Just listening to the sound, they felt pain.

Then came the thing that caused all the monsters to collapse.

"I am a small fish, I swim and swim~~"

"Ahhh! A big fish is trying to eat me! Help! Come and save the fish! The fish is in danger!"

"Heh! You evil beast! I'm a golden carp that's about to leap over the dragon gate, and you actually want to eat me?"

The ghostly singing and wolves howling sounds tortured the monsters severely, making their heads buzz.

Finally, one of the male monsters couldn't bear it anymore.

"Damn it! I'm going to take care of him!"

However, just as the monster rushed to the edge of the pit, Cen An, with a terrified face, flew out of the pit.

Upon seeing this male monster, Cen An became furious.

"You damn San'er! It's not enough that you seduced my wife, you even dared to show up in front of me!"

The monster was stunned by Cen An's scolding.

Cen An, who was only wearing a pair of red shorts, continued to speak sinisterly.

"Come on, come on, compete with me and see who is better!"

As he spoke, Cen An grabbed the monster's tail with one hand, wanting to take a look...

One hand on the red pants.

“!!!” The monster was so frightened that all its fur exploded.

I was howling in my heart! Damn it! I met a super perverted human! It's so scary!

The male monster tucked its tail between its legs and fled.

The other monsters also stared at Cen An with wary eyes, fearing that this perverted human would rush over the next moment.

Also want to compete with them.

The monsters and beasts screamed in fear.

Oh my god! Are they, the demon race, out of date?

Are the human beings out there so horrible and perverted now?

At this time.

"Ah! Little man?!" Cen An exclaimed, chasing the air with sparkling eyes.

"What a cute little human, ahhh! Run slower and wait for me."

The monsters looked at the empty sky, and then looked at the crazy Cen An.

Completely understood.

"The human race is probably all idiots. If the demon race had not thought of occupying the continent, how could the human race be a match for my demon race?"

"Oh, look at how stupid he is. I am embarrassed to kill him."

"Why don't we keep him for now? To make our boring animal lives more interesting?"

"Haha, record it on the photo stone and take it out to appreciate it when you have free time."

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Tang Yan looked at Cen An's various crazy behaviors on the screen and asked curiously.

[What's wrong with him? Poisoned by eating mushrooms?]

[Oh my goodness, Cen An was in a bad mood and kicked a colorful mushroom on the roadside into the sky? It turns out that the elder of this mushroom is a mushroom spirit that has cultivated into a spirit?

Was he so angry that he gave Cen An a hallucinogenic toxin? And then he became like this? Hahahaha, I am dying of laughter.

It’s really funny and explosive! 】

Phew! Hahahaha.

The big badgers were laughing so hard in their hearts and shedding tears of sympathy for Cen An at the same time.

Having completely lost face in front of the two sects, Cen An felt even more hopeless.

Tang Yan was laughing but suddenly stopped, [Huh? Is there something more outrageous?]

Cen An: “!!”

The source of this article is a text message the author received on the 27th.