Read the mind and eat the big melon! The melon field in the cultivation world is full of wild animal
Chapter 1: I was targeted as soon as I entered the book, and hell began
[Brain storage - Pen refills]
[Shuang Nan is a female-centered article. Princesses please click, but princes please click carefully~~]
[Main focus is on eating melons! Various kinds of explosive melons! Princesses, come and enjoy them!! ]
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Fairyland.
On the outskirts of the Shenyou Mountains, in a patch of lush grass.
A breathtakingly handsome young man was lying on his back, with his eyes closed and in a coma.
The cool and clear white clothes were stained with scarlet blood. The scarlet blood at the corners of his mouth made his thin lips look more charming. The two scabbed wounds on his handsome face did not destroy the beauty of his face as bright as the moon.
Instead, the man's embarrassment was accompanied by a strong sense of poignant beauty. He was still so beautiful that it was unfair, so beautiful that people wanted to commit a crime.
【Ding--】
[The king of the inner area of Shenyou Mountain Range is a white tiger demon lord who has transformed into a human form in the early stage of Mahayana. His wife is a yellow tiger demon lord who has transformed into a human form in the early stage of Mahayana.
The tigress felt that the male tiger was not capable enough, so she secretly had an affair with a snake demon who had reached the peak of the tribulation level behind her husband's back. The snake demon had two... extraordinary abilities, and the tigress was very satisfied. 】
[It's a pity that the host has no points now and cannot update the system functions, otherwise I could open a restricted live broadcast for you. ] The system's tone was full of regret and pity.
The battle-damaged handsome man Tang Yanqingjun, who was still in a coma, moved his eyebrows but did not wake up.
And deep in his sea of consciousness, a miniature, exquisite little man in white was sitting on the ground with his chin supported by his hands, and the corners of his mouth twitched violently when he heard the words.
"???"
Two people live together, live broadcast?! (?_??)
Hiss! The scene was so beautiful that he couldn't even imagine it!
And is the system he is bound to definitely not called the Yellow Waste System?
Tang Yan said helplessly, "I don't want to watch it, don't bother, and you don't have to emphasize how many abilities the snake demon has, I don't need to know."
[Hehe~~] The system laughed meaningfully and continued to report the big news about the two tigers.
[The white tiger disliked his wife's wild and vulgar nature, and found a delicate mistress behind her back. When his wife was with the snake demon, he was also with his fox mistress.]
Tang Yan: “…” Well, are monsters also playing so extravagantly these days?
[So, can you please do something practical? Like wake me up from my coma?]
Tang Yan has been in this body for two days and two nights.
As soon as he came through, he received a tattered body with a hole in the abdomen that was leaking air. His spiritual roots were extracted, his golden elixir was dug out, his cultivation was wasted, and he became a useless person who could not fast.
Two days and two nights! He is so hungry that he can eat a cow!
God knows why he was the only one who was conscious, but he could still feel the overwhelming hunger and severe pain all over his body.
The melons reported by the system were sweet and delicious, but he was not in the mood to eat any melons at all! !
In modern times, he is a top star in the entertainment industry with over 100 million fans.
It was his birthday the day before yesterday, and his eldest brother just gave him a modified top-of-the-line sports car worth 300 million yuan, but he hasn't even touched it yet.
That night, I was browsing V-blog using a secondary account. Just as I was consuming the latest news about my arch-enemy, I saw a super melodramatic romance novel about cultivating immortals in which he was written into the book, and she could not escape even if she ran away but he chased her.
The name is extremely embarrassing, it's called "Charming Fairy, Run Away, The Sultry Immortal Lord Forces You to Love Me".
Tang Yan thought that even if he was not the male protagonist in the book, he would at least be a gentle and infatuated second male lead.
Damn the result!
In the book, he is actually the number one villain, the ultimate bootlicker-level cannon fodder male number two!
The one being licked is naturally not the heroine, but the second female villain who is also the opposite of the protagonist, commonly known as the vicious and brainless female supporting role.
How much should you lick?
He licked until his eyes were gouged out and his Nascent Soul was dug out. He blocked lightning and attacks for the second female lead, contributed his essence and blood, and gave all his good opportunities to the second female lead.
The second female lead likes the male lead so much that she wants to help him with advice and even send her to his bed. When the second female lead farts, he will mindlessly praise her for smelling so good.
The final outcome is that in the end there is nothing left: the soul is annihilated, the spirit is scattered, and not even a pinch of ash is left!
Damn! This stupid plot about cerebral thrombosis made Tang Yan mad.
The editor quickly wrote a short essay, complaining about the cerebral thrombosis plot and sending a greeting to the black fan who wrote this novel.
As a result, the next second when grandpa's eyes went dark, he was pierced!
I was reborn as Tang Yan, the dog-licking, pure love war god in the book!
At the beginning, he was caught up in the controversy over the true and false legitimate young master of an immortal cultivation family.
Tang Yan is the fake young master. The real young master feels that he has occupied his identity, resources and glory for more than twenty years.
Also, Tang Yan is the most dazzling and peerless genius of the Tang family and ranks among the best in the entire Xianling Continent.
At the age of twenty-five, he had formed a top-grade golden elixir, and with the golden elixir at its peak, he reached the tenth place on the list of geniuses in the Immortal Continent.
The real young master was filled with hatred and jealousy.
It happened that Tang Yan went out for training, so the real young master secretly followed Tang Yan with his men without telling his family.
When they arrived at the deserted area of Shenyou Mountains, he directly ordered the bodyguards in the Spirit Severing Stage who followed him to capture Tang Yan, extract his spiritual roots, dig out his golden elixir, and destroy his cultivation.
Originally, Tang Yan had an old monster in the Spirit Severing stage to protect him at all times. After the incident between the real and fake young masters, the old monster in the Spirit Severing stage beside Tang Yan was withdrawn by the Tang family.
In the plot, after Tang Yan's golden elixir was dug out, he became a disabled person for three years, and was bullied and humiliated by everyone.
Three years later, he got the opportunity to practice again. After his second practice, he was promoted to Nascent Soul. Then, because the second female lead took the initiative to dig out his own Nascent Soul and gave it to the second female lead.
Later, the second female lead went blind and dug out her own eyes.
Until the end, her soul was scattered and turned into ashes, and she could no longer contribute anything to the second female lead.
The palm-sized handsome little man in the sea of consciousness wiped the corners of his eyes, his eyebrows drooped, and his beautiful peach blossom eyes were filled with crystal tears, looking pitiful.
(?˙―˙?)
Oh, it's okay. He will be strong!
At this moment, a rustling sound came from my ears, followed by a familiar system voice, and the mechanical sound was as excited as if it had been injected with chicken blood.
【Ding--】
[The host has a big news! ! It’s a big news about you, the host! ! ]
It's just a string of data. I don't know why I get so excited when I see the gossip.
It seems that as long as there is thought and consciousness, whether it is a human or other thing, they all like to gossip.
Tang Yan waved his hands weakly. [Talk!] Since he can't wake up, it's okay to eat some melons for the time being.
[Someone is coming, coming for you, the host.]
Tang Yan: [… Nonsense.]
"Hahaha, Tang Yan! I finally found you."
Listening to this arrogant and excited voice, how could he not know that the other party was coming for him?
System: [Bad news: These two minions were sent by the real young master Tang Feiyang who dug out your golden elixir to hunt you down.]
Tang Yan felt relieved that what was supposed to come would eventually come.
[The good news is that they won’t do anything to you for now…]
The system paused and took a breath, then continued to speak with a gloating tone, [Because they have set their sights on your ass, your innocence is about to be ruined! ]
Tang Yan: [……] Shit! You can really breathe hard! ?_??
The delicate and handsome little guy suddenly opened his eyes wide, his eyes were full of fear, and his little body trembled several times with fear.
Qingyue's voice was raised in fear, [Is this what you call good news? ! ! ]
System: [Well, host, you don’t have to die for the time being. Isn’t this good news? ]
Tang Yan: [……] Fuck! He might as well die now!
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This article focuses on eating melons and watching the show
The cultivation levels set in the text are:
Qi Refining, Foundation Building, Golden Elixir, Yuanying (True Lord)
Transformation of spirit, division of spirit (these two levels are Daojun)
Combination, Void, Crossing the Tribulation (for Dao Zun)
Mahayana (this is Tianzun)
Finally ascended to the fairyland and became an immortal
Each level is divided into four sub-levels: early, middle, late, and peak.
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