Siheyuan: Starting from the Traveling Frog
Chapter 38: Ruthless and sticky, pulling pants online
Qin Huairu, who returned with the hot noodle soup, enjoyed the highest level of treatment at Banggeng.
When Banggeng saw this, he jumped out of the bed without even bothering to put on his shoes, and ran to Qin Huairu barefoot.
After taking a big whiff, he reached out to scoop it up, but Qin Huairu knocked it away.
It’s so hot, do you not want your hands anymore?
Also, she knew that Banggeng had just gone to the toilet and probably didn't wash his hands!
If your hands are sticky after going to the toilet, can you still eat it?
After stopping the stick, Qin Huairu turned around and looked for chopsticks.
Seeing that Qin Huairu was no longer looking at him, Bang Geng's eyes flashed with a cunning look. He stretched out his index finger, touched the soup, and licked his finger.
Not bad, very fragrant!
But Bang Geng never thought that the finger he used to hold the gun when he urinated was that one.
Not only did he not feel anything wrong, he even dipped and tasted it several times.
Finally, Qin Huairu came back with the dishes and chopsticks. She was very satisfied to see Banggeng sitting upright.
Xiaodang and Xiaohuaihua also looked expectant, but Banggeng was staring at them eagerly, which made them very scared.
"Come, let's share the food."
Qin Huairu held the bowl and said happily, "Serve the most to Banggeng first."
Then he got the second largest amount, followed by Jia Dongxu and his two daughters.
"Xiaodang, Xiaohuaihua. You are still young. Eating this is bad for your health. It will make you ugly!"
Because Jia Dongxu was very dissatisfied with his own weight, he was threatened and intimidated by Jia Dongxu's gaze.
Jia Dongxu basically took all the responsibility for both of them.
"Fuck, this smells so good!"
Picking up the bowl and taking a bite, Jia Dongxu's face turned rosy and he felt very comfortable.
Absolutely wonderful and delicious.
Jia Dongxu was so excited that he almost swallowed his tongue, and was so happy that he even swore!
Xiaodang and Xiaohuaihua looked at them with envy. There was only some soup in the bowl. Qin Huairu couldn't bear it and gave them two steamed buns.
As for giving them some noodles? Sorry, she doesn't want to.
Qin Huairu had just tasted the delicious food and felt a little regretful for not giving herself more, so how could she be willing to share it with him?
Anyway, as long as the two daughters are not hungry, why should girls eat so well?
Won’t you still have to marry somewhere else and become a daughter-in-law in the future? Banggeng is the most reliable way to support you in your old age.
As for Banggeng, he had already opened his mouth and kept stuffing noodles into it.
The small body showed an unprecedented appetite and the noodles were finished in no time.
In the end, he was still not satisfied after drinking up all the soup, so he found some hot water and poured some water into the big bowl.
After mixing several times, there will be some residue left on the wall of the bowl, so make the best use of it.
After drinking it, Bang Geng patted his stomach, still feeling a little unsatisfied.
"Mom, was this made by Sha Zhu? How come his craftsmanship is so good!"
After eating and drinking his fill, Banggeng leaned back comfortably in his chair and asked Qin Huairu.
"That's right, I also feel that it is not made by ordinary people. Although Shazhu's cooking skills are good, they are still not as good as this."
Jia Dongxu had almost finished eating by this time, and he opened his mouth to speak, looking very puzzled.
"It's Wang Hongyuan!"
Qin Huairu knew that the two of them could not guess it, so she paused, burped, and said to them.
It’s not their fault. Even I couldn’t have imagined that the two families that were at loggerheads not long ago could become “reconciled”!
"Wang Hongyuan is still the best, he's not as cold-blooded as Sha Zhu!"
Qin Huairu was full of praise for Wang Hongyuan, and then began to complain about Sha Zhu.
"That's right, Sha Zhu is totally inferior to Wang Hongyuan. Wang Hongyuan is so kind to give us such delicious food. He is such a good person!"
Bang Geng also agrees.
Afterwards, the three of them secretly cursed Sha Zhu, saying that he was not willing to help others with his monthly salary of 37.5.
There is an old saying: A pinch of rice brings gratitude, a peck of rice brings resentment.
Sha Zhu had helped them so much, and when he suddenly stopped, they complained. But Wang Hongyuan just provided them with a meeting once, and they were so grateful.
Poor silly Zhu!
However, not long after the meal, a loud thunder suddenly sounded, but unfortunately there was no purple golden hammer to cause the sky to collapse and the earth to crack!
"what sound?"
Qin Huairu was the first to hear it, and then she smelled a foul odor.
"Who farted? Is it you, Jia Dongxu?"
Jia Dongxu naturally did not admit that he did not fart just now.
At this time, they saw the strange vision of Banggeng and their faces turned red.
"Bang Geng, what's wrong with you? Why is your face so red? Are you sick?"
Qin Huairu immediately walked up to Bang Geng, half-knelt and asked, with a worried look on her face.
"I……"
Bang Geng is about to speak!
clap clap clap!
Three consecutive farts caught Qin Huairu off guard.
At this moment, she was closest to the stick, and facing the fear made her face turn blue and red.
"I can not stand it any more!"
Bang Geng couldn't bear it any longer, so he clamped his legs together, concentrated his energy into his dantian, and contracted his anus.
Jumping around like a zombie, I'm about to go out.
As soon as Banggeng went out, but before Banggeng could go out, several children playing in the yard saw Banggeng and immediately surrounded him.
"Bang Geng, you stole my candy yesterday, compensate me now!"
A little fat boy stopped him, and there were a few friends around him, looking very aggressive.
He looked like he would not give up until the gang gave an explanation.
"Big Head, wait a minute, let me finish using the toilet first."
Bang Geng could already feel his butt was about to burst out, and he really didn't want to say any more nonsense.
"No, you have to compensate me now!"
The little brat named Big Head thought Bang Geng was scared and wanted to run away, so he refused to let Bang Geng leave.
Just then, Qin Huairu ran out in a hurry.
"Mom, come and help me!"
Bang Geng's eyes lit up and he wanted to ask for help, but Qin Huairu didn't even look at him and immediately ran to the toilet at the speed of a 100-meter sprint.
flutter!
Another sound was heard, Banggeng closed his eyes in pain and started crying loudly.
Because he felt something sticky on his buttocks, probably something came out.
When the children saw Bang Geng crying, they looked at him with a teasing look on their faces, thinking that he was scared.
After smelling the stench, a little girl immediately covered her nose, and the others searched for several times and finally locked onto Bang Geng.
When he saw some yellow and green stuff on Banggeng's pants, he shouted, "Oh no! Banggeng has pooped his pants!"
Banggeng felt like he had lost all his face and cried even harder!
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