【Comprehensive Anime】Gender-swapped Tomie is a popular figure
Chapter 320 Broken Headphones
At the beginning of Xiyun, the pavilion was sinking, and the rain was about to come and the wind filled the building.
Kunikida looked at the dark cloud-filled sky outside the window, adjusted his glasses, and looked away coldly.
After a while, he came to a conclusion about Edogawa Ranpo who was eating snacks.
"It looks like it's going to rain heavily, did you bring an umbrella, Ranpo-san?"
Edogawa Ranpo had a piece of sweets stuffed in his mouth. He bit it, making a "crunch, crunch" sound, and then slowly uttered words.
"No, Kunikida-kun... Ranpo-sama, you don't need to worry about getting wet in the rain~"
Kunikida Doppo thought so too. Although Edogawa Ranpo lacked common sense and often got lost, he still knew to run home when it rained, so there was no need to worry too much about it.
But still, be prepared just in case.
So, Kunikida Doppo's worried gaze shifted away from Edogawa Ranpo, and when it fell on Dazai Osamu who was lazing on the sofa, his eyes changed instantly.
How should I put it? It's 70% disgust, 20% speechlessness, and 10% wanting to hit someone.
After Dazai Osamu came back from Tokyo, he listened to something with headphones every day, humming out-of-tune death songs and even stopped working!
How can I not be angry? ╰_╯
Kunikida Dopo raised his eyebrows. He really didn't want to consider this lazy guy in front of him as his partner.
But he had no choice but to accept it. He had to accept the president's instructions even if he had to hold his nose.
Thinking of this, Kunikida Doppo became even more speechless, with a clear expression of disgust on his face.
At this moment, Dazai Osamu, who was lying on the sofa pretending to sleep, suddenly sneezed loudly.
"Ah!"
People don't sneeze when they are asleep, they only sneeze when they are conscious.
After being exposed like this, Dazai Osamu could no longer pretend to be asleep. He could only raise his hand to press the headphones on his head and slowly sit up from the sofa.
At the same time, he slowly opened his slightly sleepy eyes, blinked confusedly and innocently, and touched the tip of his nose guiltily with his fingertips.
Because he was wearing headphones, his soft and fluffy black hair was messily stuck to both sides of his face, with a strand of hair mischievously sticking up.
I don’t know if it was because he had something to hide or something else, but his face was slightly red, and he glanced at the person next to him without leaving any trace.
The person next to him was naturally Kunikida Doppo, who was staring at him impatiently.
Dazai Osamu had noticed him the moment he approached, and if he were to find out that I was pretending to sleep now, he would definitely yell at me.
In order to avoid being beaten, Dazai blinked his sleepy eyes again, rubbed his nose, and dragged out his voice to pretend:
"Hmm~ Which beautiful lady is missing me? She even woke me up from my sleep~"
His voice was soft and sticky, like the slight tiredness of just waking up, and a little hoarse, and it didn't sound fake.
Kunikida Doppo continued to stare at him, wondering whether he was really asleep just now.
After tapping his leather shoes impatiently twice, he gave up this meaningless speculation and spoke expressionlessly.
"If it was directed at you, Dazai, it definitely couldn't be a lady's longing, it must be a curse."
"Ah, how can you talk like that~"
Dazai Osamu complained in dissatisfaction, and stopped pretending. He put down his hand and turned to look at Kunikida Doppo, and retorted in a long voice and sweet tone:
"What do you mean by absolutely impossible? Only men like Kunikida-kun who are strict and old-fashioned are not liked by anyone. For a man as handsome and reliable as me, those beautiful ones...will not even be able to like him enough..."
At the end, his tone, which gave people goosebumps and made them suffer a beating, suddenly became weak and intermittent.
It was here in this "beautiful" place that he spoke in an exceptionally low voice, more like talking to himself, muttering to himself.
But at this moment his eyes suddenly lit up and became brighter and brighter, as if he had seen something particularly interesting. There was even a wicked smirk on his face, like a black cat that had succeeded in its plan.
Unfortunately, before this thieving cat had time to savor the taste, a burst of devilish electronic music pierced his ears in the next second.
"Om-"
At this moment, the world seemed to disappear in a deafening buzz.
Dazai Osamu was completely unprepared and listened for a second. After he reacted, he immediately took off the headphones on his head, opened his mouth exaggeratedly, and wailed miserably.
"Ah——Why are you doing this to me?!"
While shouting, Dazai Osamu covered his ears with both hands and shook his water-filled head vigorously, trying to use the dizziness to relieve the piercing tinnitus.
Kunikida stared at his series of actions in a daze, not understanding why Dazai Osamu suddenly shrank his shoulders and cried out pitifully as if he was having a seizure.
Could it be that I was cursing in my heart and that caused it? That's impossible.
Kunikida Doppo, feeling inexplicably guilty, coughed and asked worriedly.
"Dazai, what's wrong with you?"
“…” is dead.
Dazai Osamu, who had been shaking so much that he was seeing stars, collapsed on the sofa and continued to pretend to be dead.
After his confused mind recovered and he regained his clarity, he raised his chin and waved weakly at Kunikida Doppo.
"It's okay... I won't wear headphones next time."
Nakajima Atsushi also heard what they were doing and asked curiously, "Did the earphones get wet? This is the earphone Mr. Dazai was wearing when I fished him out of the pond last night."
"No, my earphones are not soaked in water. I have new batteries." Dazai Osamu, who had been leaning on the sofa and then got up again, explained slowly and shook his bandaged arm.
Then, as if he had thought of something, he smiled and said proudly:
"I just received a call from Tomie-san, so I got a little emotional."
"So excited that it feels like an electric shock?"
Kunikida Dubu couldn't bear it and rolled his eyes. He didn't forget how Dazai Osamu was shaking his head just now, and he didn't seem to be emotional at all.
"It's more like he was forced to listen to an electronic music piece, and he deserved it."
Edogawa Ranpo suddenly interrupted lazily and cast a casual glance at them.
His eyes also fell on the earphones on Dazai's neck as if pointing to something. After looking at it for a second, he naturally retracted his gaze and focused on the snacks in front of him.
Dazai Osamu, who was very sensitive to gazes, paused for a moment, then immediately smiled and clapped his hands.
"Ah, as expected of you, Ranpo-san, you figured out the reason so quickly. That's right, the headphones are broken~"
Nakajima Atsushi scratched his hair, still confused: "Didn't we just replace the battery? Why is it broken again? Or is it because of the water that entered the car yesterday?"
Yosano Akiko couldn't bear to watch it anymore and snorted.
"Dazai has even started to trick a child just to save face."
Dazai Osamu tilted his head slightly, blinked his iris-colored eyes and argued: "Well, there is no deception, I am telling the truth."
"The other end of the headset is indeed broken. I'm going to get it fixed. Bye~"
At the same time, while explaining quickly, he stood up from the comfortable sofa nimbly and jumped towards the office door.
With a casual wave of his hand, he slipped out of the office in an instant and disappeared from everyone's sight in the blink of an eye.
"Hey, Dazai, it's going to rain!" Kunikida Doppo only had time to shout out this one sentence.
Edogawa Ranpo adjusted his sitting posture, lay back on the chair, crossed his legs on the table, and then he spoke slowly.
"Don't worry about him, he went to see Tomie Kawakami."
After saying that, he did not forget to push up his glasses on the bridge of his nose, and a bag of candies naturally fell out from his waist.
Dazai Osamu, who ran out, rubbed his ears and muttered something.
"You're so heartless, Tomie-san. How can anyone tease someone like that? My ears…"
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