【Comprehensive Anime】Gender-swapped Tomie is a popular figure

Dazai Osamu said this in a gentle voice, pointed his finger, and hung up the phone cleanly.

Before Nakajima Atsushi could say a word to his husband, Mr. Kawakami, he watched the call being hung up.

Nakajima Atsushi: "..."

I’m so angry, I really want to hit him!

No wonder a rational person like Kunikida Doppo could be easily angered and beaten up by Dazai Osamu. There is a reason for this.

Nakajima Atsushi immediately bit his lip in embarrassment and asked the question that sounded the least like a question in the most polite tone.

"Uh, then Mr. Dazai, why did you hang up the phone?"

Dazai Osamu put the phone in his trouser pocket, lowered his head and remained silent without speaking immediately.

After fiddling with the green plants on the table with his fingers, he held his chin up and looked up lazily, looking at Nakajima Atsushi with indifferent eyes.

"Tomie-san needs to sleep and cannot be disturbed."

"But...it shouldn't take me long to talk to him." Nakajima Atsushi said unwillingly, still wanting to find an ally.

He swallowed his words again when he saw Kunikida Doppo sitting quietly beside him flipping through his notebook.

Dazai Osamu saw his reactions, blinked his eyes, and cast a bored gaze towards the little goldfish in the glass tank next to him.

They were now staying in a hotel. In order to eat snacks without disturbing them, Edogawa Ranpo occupied a room alone, and the remaining three of them squeezed together.

Dazai Osamu didn't care where he slept. He could sleep on a container, on a tatami, or even on the floor.

It's just that I feel more and more bored.

Just like the little goldfish in the fish tank, blowing bubbles aimlessly.

Dazai Osamu began to imitate the movements of the little goldfish, opening and closing his mouth to swallow the air, which he considered to be a bit of fun.

Nakajima Atsushi was about to say something else, but after seeing what Dazai Osamu did, he finally gave up the idea.

Dazai, who is so unreliable, will definitely not take out the phone and let him call again.

Nakajima Atsushi couldn't help but feel depressed and sat down next to Dazai Osamu.

Then, the "little goldfish" next to him began to spit bubbles.

"Ba."

"Ba."

"Beep~"

It is the sound made by puffing up the mouth and opening it up and down with force.

Nakajima Atsushi was so annoyed that he covered his ears tightly.

After a while, the "bang bang bang" sound continued. It was useless to cover my ears, the evil sound still lingered in my ears.

Nakajima Atsushi could no longer bear it and looked at Dazai Osamu angrily.

"Mr. Dazai, what are you doing?"

The answer to Nakajima Atsushi was a loud opening of the mouth:

"Bah-"

"..."

Nakajima Atsushi wiped his face speechlessly, the corners of his mouth twitching constantly.

How did he end up with this colleague?

Just then, there was a sound of breaking air, as if something was flying rapidly in the air.

Nakajima Atsushi looked up alertly and saw an unidentified object flying straight towards them at an alarming speed.

He was startled and quickly dodged to the side.

However, the unidentified object seemed to have eyes. It drew an arc in the air and hit Dazai Osamu's head directly.

"boom!"

There was a dull thud of a heavy object hitting the head, and Dazai Osamu, who was blowing bubbles, was caught off guard. His face hit the table, and he immediately saw stars.

The objects that were meant to hit people also stopped and slowly fell to the ground.

Nakajima Atsushi looked down and realized that it was a thick dictionary the size of his palm.

He looked along the parabola and saw, as expected, that the person who threw the ball was Kunikida Doppo.

Kunikida Doppo was looking at Dazai Osamu with an angry face, holding another dictionary in his hand, as if preparing to attack again.

"Dazai, you bastard! How many times have I warned you not to be lazy during work hours! And don't disturb others during your break!" Kunikida Doppo roared.

Dazai Osamu slowly climbed up from the table, rubbed the back of his head, and complained aggrievedly.

"Kunikida-kun, you're being too harsh. Someone could die. If you keep going like this, I'll never see Tomie-san again."

Kunikida Dopo sneered, "If we can't see the best, we shouldn't have anything to do with him!"

After saying that, he slammed the dictionary in his hand on the table and turned back to look at his schedule.

Dazai Osamu put down his hand that was rubbing his head and turned his wrist to refute him.

"That won't do. Have you forgotten that our mission today is to protect Tomie-san?"

"Negotiation is the most important task," Kunikida Dopo said, shrugged his eyes, and didn't even look at him. "The president clearly said to wait and see what happens. When did it become protection?"

Dazai Osamu was not going to argue too much with this persistent guy. He let out an "Ouch" and collapsed weakly on the sofa beside the table. He couldn't help but turn into a stubborn fish.

"Since I've accepted the commission, I naturally have to protect it. Forget it, it's useless to dwell on these things. I might as well think about how to go and play with Tomie-san tomorrow..."

Nakajima Atsushi looked left and right, took a step forward and sat down, then asked Dazai Osamu carefully.

"Mr. Dazai is going to see Mr. Kawakami tomorrow. Can you take me with you?"

Dazai Osamu raised his head with great effort to look at Nakajima Atsushi, and finally waved his hand to refuse.

"No, I want to go alone. How can I have other people on a date?"

"Ok."

Nakajima Atsuya lowered his head, but after a while, he became curious again.

"Why did Mr. Dazai drag Mr. Kawakami to commit suicide together? Don't you only commit suicide with beautiful ladies?"

"Boy, you gossip too much." Dazai Osamu said weakly, and turned his face over. "Tomie-san is more beautiful than anyone else. Don't worry about these details."

This was said to Nakajima Atsushi, but the pair of iris-colored eyes turned away revealed some unknown obscurity.

His originally very energetic and vibrant smile also completely faded away at this moment, leaving only indifference and awe.

Due to the angle, Nakajima Atsushi did not see Dazai Osamu's facial expression. He only saw the back of Dazai Osamu's head, so he nodded dryly.

"Ok."

Just at this moment, he instinctively felt that the aura of the person lying next to him seemed to have changed.

The original Dazai Osamu should have been energetic, decadent, immature, and childish, but now he is like a pot of aged wine that has been settled for a long time, exuding a bitter and deep taste, with a lingering atmosphere of decadence.

The clouds covered it, so I couldn't see anything at all, and it turned into a deep black.

Nakajima Atsushi fell silent.

At this moment, Dazai Osamu suddenly sighed, his voice was soft and getting lower and lower.

"Suicide for love... Suicide for love... It takes two people to commit suicide for love."

"Today Dazai is not a jellyfish, nor a little goldfish... Dazai is Tomie-san's dog."

"Tomie-san, the person who can take me to death..."

“I can’t do it alone.”

"He's the only one left."

"It can only be him."

"Shu けて, 神様様."

The last sentence was a whisper, and no one else could hear it.

Kunikida Doppo just thought that Dazai was humming his death song and ignored him.

At that time, Nakajima Atsushi only heard him say "it can only be him". His golden pupils suddenly widened in confusion.

"People are all trying to live, so why are you looking forward to death, Mr. Dazai?"

Dazai Osamu blinked his eyes, closed them and said nothing.

Without getting an answer from Dazai, Nakajima Atsushi hesitated for a few seconds before saying:

"My life should be attributed to Mr. Kawakami. Without his dessert, I would not have the strength to continue wandering and would have starved to death long ago."

"He is obviously a god who saves people, so he won't drag people to death."

After saying this, Nakajima Atsushi left in anger, and Dazai Osamu's words were still lingering in his mind when he went to bed.

Just as he was about to fall asleep, he suddenly recalled the words he had not heard at the time.

The breath sounds in his mouth became clear at this moment.

Dazai Osamu said: Help けて...神様様.

助けて means save me.

He obviously...

It's obviously a call for help!

Nakajima Atsushi was extremely upset and had a sleepless night.