Siheyuan: He Yuzhu's rebirth, burying the stick alive

Seeing Jia Dongxu buried in the pit, the neighbors who didn't get along well with the Jia family couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"Ha ha……"

"This Jia Dongxu is so funny. He is trying to save Uncle Yi, but I feel like he is hungry, so he wants to find food in the toilet."

"When you said that, the picture instantly appeared. It seems that we can't call him Jia Dongxu anymore. We should call him Maokengxu."

"Hehe, Maokeng Xu saves Maokeng Yi, this is really a perfect match."

As the words "Maokeng Xu saves Maokeng Yi" were uttered, many people present couldn't help but laugh.

A smile also appeared on He Yuzhu's lips.

I believe that after what happened today, the two classic names, Maokeng Xu and Maokeng Yi, will surely resound throughout the entire city.

Such a title does not have much impact on Jia Dongxu.

After all, according to the plot of the previous life, Jia Dongxu would not live long.

But, for Yi Zhonghai, it was definitely a fatal blow.

As the manager of the compound, what Yi Zhonghai cares most about is his reputation.

These three words, "Toilet Yi", are absolutely fatal to Yi Zhonghai.

More than ten minutes later, after some work by Jia Dongxu, Yan Fugui and others, Yi Zhonghai was finally pulled up.

"Old Yi, what's wrong with you?"

Auntie Yi didn't care about the dirt on Yi Zhonghai's body. She ran up quickly, stretched out her hand and shook Yi Zhonghai.

But no matter how Aunt Yi shook or shouted, Yi Zhonghai didn't react at all.

Seeing this scene, He Yuzhu couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.

He couldn't help but think in his heart: "Could it be that Yi Zhonghai was killed by mistake?"

"If that's the case, then it's really too cheap for him."

Just as He Yuzhu was sighing, the system's voice suddenly sounded in his mind.

"Host, you worry too much."

"The beasts in the courtyard are not so easy to kill."

"It's just a sleeping pill produced by the system. It makes Yi Zhonghai still in a coma."

"Just throw some cold water on him and he'll come to his senses."

He Yuzhu's heart trembled when he heard the system's reminder.

You know, as the thief of the holy stick, he is a ruthless person who can withstand the Zhuxian Formation.

As for Yi Zhonghai, the Lord of Morality, his luck is also not bad!

It seems that when I deal with these beasts in the future, I must continue to be ruthless and beat them to death.

This is the most correct approach.

While He Yuzhu was sighing in his heart, Yan Fugui had already brought a basin of cold water and poured it on Yi Zhonghai's face.

"Crash..."

As the cold water splashed on his face, Yi Zhonghai's body began to tremble violently.

At this moment, Yi Zhonghai smelled a strong stench in the air.

This made him feel very painful. He wanted to vomit, but found that he couldn't open his mouth at all.

He wanted to escape, but found that his legs could not move at all.

He wanted to ask for help, but he couldn't say anything.

In pain and struggle, Yi Zhonghai slowly opened his eyes.

"what……"

Yi Zhonghai exclaimed, and in a daze, he saw a man covered in shit standing next to him.

"Dongxu, you...what's wrong with you?"

"Did you fall into the toilet?"

"Get away from me, you stink."

Yi Zhonghai pointed at Jia Dongxu, his face full of disdain.

When Jia Dongxu heard Yi Zhonghai's scolding, he was instantly furious.

The reason why he was covered in shit was all thanks to Yi Zhonghai.

But Yi Zhonghai was not grateful to him, instead he told him to get out.

What kind of a mess is this?

Although Jia Dongxu had already greeted Yi Zhonghai's ancestors for eighteen generations in his heart.

But Jia Dongxu still forced a smile on his face and said.

"Master, you fell into the toilet."

"It took me a lot of effort to pull you out of there."

After Jia Dongxu's explanation, Yi Zhonghai was stunned for a moment.

Then his eyes fell on his clothes.

next second.

Yi Zhonghai completely collapsed.

“Er… Er…”

Yi Zhonghai lay on the ground and vomited wildly.

Seeing this scene, everyone except Jia Dongxu and Aunt Yi hid far away and covered their noses tightly.

In contrast to the disgust of the beasts, Uncle Ni's face was full of smiles.

In Liu Hai's mind, he has secretly decided that he must publicize Yi Zhonghai's glorious deeds.

After Yi Zhonghai had vomited a little better, Liu Haizhong stood up and spoke loudly.

"I'm talking to Lao Yi!"

"How did you fall into the toilet?"

"You are the number one uncle in our compound. If others call you "Laokeng Yi" in the future, wouldn't that be a disgrace to our compound?"

When talking about the three words "Maokeng Yi", Liu Haizhong deliberately emphasized the tone.

He wanted to make the three words "Maokeng Yi" a shadow in Yi Zhonghai's life.

Yi Zhonghai, who had originally stopped vomiting, suddenly had his eyes turn red after hearing the ridicule from Liu Haizhong.

He wanted to blame Liu Haizhong, but the strong smell of shit made him vomit again.

Seeing Yi Zhonghai in such a miserable state, Liu Haizhong was so happy inside.

He had even thought about how to publicize Yi Zhonghai's glorious deeds to others.

"Master, can you tell us what is going on?"

"Did someone bully you?"

"Tell me and I'll kill him."

Jia Dongxu spoke viciously.

In Jia Dongxu's mind, the person who framed Yi Zhonghai not only brought great harm to Yi Zhonghai, but also made him a laughing stock in the Siheyuan.

This revenge must be avenged.

When Yi Zhonghai heard Jia Dongxu's call, he regained some of his sanity.

In this situation, revenge is necessary.

"Silly Zhu, why are you trying to hurt me?"

Yi Zhonghai pointed at He Yuzhu and roared loudly.

When Jia Dongxu heard the two words "Shazhu", sweat kept oozing from his forehead, his legs went limp, and he collapsed to the ground.

If it were someone else, Jia Dongxu might have rushed up and fought him to the death.

But, how could Jia Dongxu have such courage for He Yuzhu?

Facing the furious Yi Zhonghai, He Yuzhu simply rolled up his clothes and snorted coldly.

"Yi Zhonghai, what did you call me?"

"How dare you call me like that?"

"If you weren't covered in shit, I would have hit you a long time ago."

"And you said I hurt you?"

"Tell me clearly, when did I hurt you? What did I hurt you in?"

Yi Zhonghai was shocked when he saw He Yuzhu looked like he was about to explode at any time.

But he finally gritted his teeth and spoke.

"He Yuzhu, you were the one who threw me into the toilet."

"You're such a scumbag."