Siheyuan: He Yuzhu's rebirth, burying the stick alive

"Um……"

"Brother, you better be careful."

He Yushui nodded obediently and then walked towards her room.

After He Yushui returned to the room, He Yuzhu slapped the storage ring and the packet of sleeping pills appeared in his hand.

After thinking for a while, He Yuzhu still felt that something was not right, so he took out half a bottle of sweet potato wine from under the bed.

You can't catch a wolf without sacrificing a child!

If you don't want to give up the sweet potato stew, you can't cut Yi Zhonghai's kidneys!

After taking a few sips of sweet potato wine, He Yuzhu staggered over to open the door.

"Yi Zhonghai, you...you have something to do."

Yi Zhonghai was very unhappy that He Yuzhu was slow to open the door.

But after seeing He Yuzhu reeking of alcohol, Yi Zhonghai's displeasure instantly disappeared.

He knew that He Yuzhu would be more likely to make mistakes after drinking.

In this situation, if he dared to scold He Yuzhu, He Yuzhu would probably pin him to the ground.

"Zhuzi, what's wrong with you?"

"Why are you drinking all of a sudden?"

Yi Zhonghai pretended to be a kind elder and asked He Yuzhu.

He Yuzhu sighed and said.

"Hey……"

"Bad mood……"

"You said that I used to help the Jia family every day, but Jia Zhang called me a fool and even snatched my lunch box."

"Yi Zhonghai, I just realized now that 'Shazhu' is an insult to someone who is stupid."

"How could I, He Yuzhu, be a fool?"

After He Yuzhu said this, Yi Zhonghai's eyes lit up.

It seems that what He Yuzhu did today was just as stupid as before!

As long as he gives a little guidance, he will definitely be able to control He Yuzhu like before.

"Zhu Zi, they called you Sha Zhu, but they were wrong."

"Come, Uncle Yi will have a few drinks with you."

"If you have any dissatisfaction, just tell Uncle Yi, and he will definitely make the decision for you."

As he spoke, Yi Zhonghai's eyes had already fallen on the half-full bottle of sweet potato wine on the dining table.

Now that the ticket system has been implemented, most people can't even fill their stomachs.

As for drinking, it is definitely a very luxurious thing.

He Yuzhu saw that Yi Zhonghai's eyes had fallen on the half bottle of sweet potato wine on the dining table.

He knew the fish had taken the bait.

Then this good show must go on.

"I knew you were the best to me, but He Daqing abandoned me and my sister."

"You are my elder. Drinking with you is really a relief."

As he spoke, He Yuzhu had already handed a small bowl of sweet potato stew to Yi Zhonghai.

The rich, mellow smell of wine went straight into my nose.

This made Yi Zhonghai unable to help but pick up the bowl of sweet potato soup in front of him and take a sip.

"drink……"

"You have to drink it all at once..."

He Yuzhu picked up the bowl and clinked it with Yi Zhonghai's bowl, then spoke with great pride.

"Dry……"

Seeing this, Yi Zhonghai finished the bowl of sweet potato stew without hesitation.

Three minutes later, Yi Zhonghai felt dizzy.

"I'm drunk..."

"I feel so dizzy..."

Yi Zhonghai muttered to himself.

"boom……"

The next second, Yi Zhonghai's head slammed hard on the dining table.

Seeing this scene, He Yuzhu quickly reached out and shook Yi Zhonghai, shouting.

"Yi Zhonghai..."

"Lao Yi..."

"Uncle Yi..."

After being called out, Yi Zhonghai still did not respond at all.

It seems that the sleeping pills must have taken effect.

Products produced by the system must be of high quality.

Now that Yi Zhonghai is unconscious, it is time for him to do whatever he wants.

"Click..."

"Click..."

With a series of sharp moves and blows, He Yuzhu cut off one of Yi Zhonghai's kidneys.

Just after Yi Zhonghai was castrated, the voice of the bird abuse system sounded in He Yuzhu's mind.

"Congratulations to the host for successfully cutting off one of Yi Zhonghai's kidneys."

"With the help of the divine castration technique, Yi Zhonghai became a eunuch."

"From now on, he can't do anything else except make Auntie drool all over him."

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining two indestructible kidneys. With the blessing of these two indestructible kidneys, the host will have an invincible ability to fight against the heavens."

As the system voice sounded, He Yuzhu only felt that his kidneys were surrounded by an invisible force.

I have to admit that the system's reward this time is really generous.

As a man, who doesn’t want to have indestructible kidneys and the ability to be invincible?

He Yuzhu almost shouted.

"This system is awesome..."

"The cow is broken..."

After feeling the changes in his body for a while, He Yuzhu looked at Yi Zhonghai who was still in a coma.

On a dark, windy night, it is the time to kill.

He Yuzhu walked towards Yi Zhonghai step by step, then picked him up and walked quickly out the door.

After a while, He Yuzhu carried Yi Zhonghai to the toilet.

It is winter now, and the unique geographical location is special.

Most of the toilets in the 49th are dry toilets.

"boom……"

He Yuzhu exerted force with both hands and threw Yi Zhonghai directly into the toilet.

I believe that with his miraculous operations, Yi Zhonghai will soon become a well-known bastard in the city.

After doing all this, He Yu and He Zhu went home to sleep.

After all, if you get enough sleep, you will have the energy to enjoy tomorrow's show.

……

The next morning, the sun had not yet risen and everyone in the courtyard was still asleep.

Aunt San’s scream was like a spring thunder that woke everyone up.

"what……"

"Help me..."

"Come quickly, help!"

He Yuzhu, who was sleeping, was also awakened by Aunt San's shouting.

He knew that it must be Aunt San who went to the toilet early in the morning.

But the result?

But it was when I was squatting in the toilet, perhaps I took a quick look at it inadvertently.

When Auntie San took this look, she was sure that she had discovered Yi Zhonghai.

But it's not completely daylight yet.

Aunt San only saw the silhouette and didn't see Yi Zhonghai's appearance clearly, which is why she shouted so loudly.

It seems that the fun is about to begin.

He is definitely not to be missed.

After thinking about it, He Yuzhu decided to rush over with a big kitchen knife.

He is a cook and he carries a big kitchen knife with him, that makes sense!!!

As Auntie San's shout rang out, everyone in the courtyard took out various weapons and rushed out.

The third uncle Yan Fugui quickly rushed to the panicked third aunt and asked with an anxious look on his face.

"My dear, what happened?"

When Auntie San saw that it was Yan Fugui, she almost couldn't control herself and threw herself into Yan Fugui's arms.

But when they saw so many eyes staring at them.

Aunt San had no choice but to suppress such thoughts.

She pointed to the toilet and said.

"There's someone in the toilet..."

"Someone is spying on me..."