Three or Two Things about Rebirth

"Hahaha, look at how you're not saying what you mean!" Qin Huifang laughed so hard that she pounded the bed. When she had laughed enough, she sneered, "I was in so much pain in the first few months that I didn't have the energy to contact you. Now I feel better, my mood is better, and my fighting spirit is back! Don't worry, buddy, I can make it live comfortably no matter what kind of life it is! I will never be bullied, and I will never be a coward!"

Qiu Luming thought to himself, having sex after drinking and getting married with a baby, isn't that cowardly? Maybe Lu Jiaming had set you up!

But for the first time in her life, she had the idea of ​​seeing the truth but not saying it out loud. She immediately shut her mouth and nodded to Qin Huifang with a smile and approval.

——Is this what happens when people grow up, they become sophisticated and worldly, and speak insincerely?

There was a sound of door opening outside and Qiu Luming heard Han Meifen's voice.

"Meifen is here."

"Are they here?" Qin Huifang got up and opened the bedroom door. Sure enough, she saw Han Meifen changing her shoes. She immediately called Lu Jiaming, "Jiaming! Everyone is here. Is the meal ready?"

"Right away!" Lu Jiaming immediately got up and went to the kitchen, putting on an apron. He took out two plastic bags from the refrigerator and went to the north balcony to bring back a basin of frozen solid lumps.

"Don't be disgusted, these are all frozen freshly made by my sister, and have never been touched before," Lu Jiaming plugged in the microwave and pressed a few buttons, and the microwave made a buzzing sound. "Neither of us can cook, so this is the only way to treat you to a meal."

"How can it be hot without fire?" Zheng Wei came over to see what was happening.

"Yes. It can also boil water. But the material of the pot is a little bit demanding." The chicken stewed with mushrooms in the pot made a sizzling sound. Lu Jiaming pressed the button again, "Turn down the heat, don't burn it. I'm not very good at it."

He opened the cupboard door again and turned the valve on the gas tank. The valve made a slight "hiss" sound. He picked up a match, struck one, and moved it to the stove. His hands were still shaking a little. He lifted a small handle on the stove with his left hand. Two seconds later, a burst of blue flame suddenly came out. Qiu Luming was so scared that he dodged backwards and stepped on Zheng Wei's foot.

Zheng Wei cried out, and pulled Qiu Luming out, "Hurry up and stay away, this couple are both incompetent, their cooking is too scary, the gas tank might explode again!"

"It's not that weird. All my classmates in Daqing use gas cylinders at home. It's quite safe," said Ma Mingjun.

"My second brother's family has it too," said Han Meifen.

"Oh, all right."

Regardless, everyone still hid in the living room and closed the kitchen door, which made Lu Jiaming so angry that he shouted, "You are a bunch of beasts!"

After a few minutes, Han Meifen went into the kitchen to help. She often cooked at home and her cooking skills were pretty good. It was very easy for her to heat up the dishes. Qiu Luming followed her in to prepare plates, bowls and chopsticks.

Qin Huifang had been married for half a year, but the tableware in the house had never been used. Qiu Luming had to boil hot water to wash the dishes, which scalded the chopsticks and cups.

Soon, eight dishes were heated up, including chicken, duck, fish and meat.

The dining table is not big, and it's a bit crowded for seven people to sit around it.

The girls drank beverages and the boys drank white wine, and they all used frosted glass cups for drinking tea.

Everyone clinked their glasses.

The host, Lu Jiaming, was beaming with joy. "Come on, come on! Don't be polite, just treat this as your own home!"

After taking a sip of white wine, he became a little excited. "It feels so fucking good to entertain my buddies at my own home!" He deliberately emphasized the word "myself".

"This is a blatant show-off. He is jealous of us bachelors!" said Ma Mingjun.

"Then you should hurry up too! A wife, children and a warm bed are the happiest things in life!" Lu Jiaming put his arm around Qin Huifang's shoulders and said with a smile.

"Go away, take your claws away." Qin Huifang shook her shoulders. "What a success!"

"Don't worry, don't worry. We... are not that anxious, right? Hehehe." Yang Dawei glanced at Qin Huifang's belly and said jokingly.

Qin Huifang didn't take it seriously, but Lu Jiaming's face changed immediately, "Fuck! I've been talking for an entire afternoon, and you're still talking! Are you planning to laugh your whole life? If you were in Harbin and were dating a young girl, renting a room and living together, I wouldn't care, but you're making fun of me!"

"Look, look, he's looking sour again!" Yang Dawei snorted, "We were having dinner at his house, but he looked sour before we even started eating!"

After being poked in the ribs by Qin Huifang twice, Lu Jiaming managed to put away his sour expression and said to Yang Dawei with a half-smile, "Okay, you can do it. Just pray that you don't run into any 'anxious' things in the future!"

"Hey, this sauerkraut and pork belly is really amazing. Old Yang, try it!" Ma Mingjun called Yang Dawei. Yang Dawei opened his mouth twice, shook his head and closed it again. He picked up the chopsticks, took a mouthful of sauerkraut and ate it.

After a two-minute silence, Ma Mingjun continued, "Time flies so fast. In half a year, we will all graduate and start working. Compared with other students, we are quite lucky."

"Yeah." Yang Dawei said, "Our teaching quality is still not comparable to others. As soon as Teacher He retired, the Chinese language scores of No. 1 Middle School immediately dropped! And two math teachers were poached by the city of Yi. Not to mention No. 2 Middle School, there hasn't been a single college student in the past few years. In the past two years, most of the graduates have gone out to study at their own expense. Some have become temporary workers, and some have stayed at home or got married. Most of those in the countryside have returned to farming. Few have left. Some have no money at home, and some have not kept up with the concept."

Lu Jiaming immediately retorted, "What a bullshit concept! Those who pass the exam properly have no job to go to, and those who pay their own way can find a job? How many families dare to spend that much money? It's not like three or two hundred yuan is enough. Tuition, living expenses, and travel expenses. After more than two years, you can't graduate without 20,000 or 30,000 yuan if you save and live frugally. With that money, you can marry a wife!"

Just as Yang Dawei was about to open his mouth, Lu Jiaming said, "For someone like you, if you date a few more people, forty or fifty thousand won't be enough!"

"What's so great about forty or fifty thousand? It's not your family's money!"

"Your family is rich. You spend 40,000 or 50,000 yuan on your schooling, and then your brother spends another 40,000 or 50,000 yuan, and your sister also spends 40,000 or 50,000 yuan. Your family can afford it, but which family in the countryside can afford it? This has nothing to do with fucking concepts!" Lu Jiaming said, slamming the table.

Yang Dawei laughed angrily and scratched his head, "Hey, Lu Jiaming, Lu Jiaming, usually when everyone eats ice cream, you always eat a few more, and no one can take advantage of you. Today, I finally have your job, and I still have to endure your bullying! If I didn't consider Lao Qin's face, I would rather not eat this meal!"

"Eat it if you want, or not. If not, get out!"

Qin Huifang slapped the table and glared at Lu Jiaming, "I gave you face, didn't I?"

Lu Jiaming immediately became timid, "Don't be angry, wife, it's not good for the child!"