Tomb Raider【Filling My Heart with Unresolved Feelings】
Chapter 194 Weight Loss Controversy
Then they began to look for other exits. Everyone opened their eyes wide and looked around in the cave.
Fatty Wang was panting heavily and kept complaining, "This broken place is nothing but rocks. It's strange that there is an exit!"
After searching for a long time, no other exit was found. The giant python seemed to sense something, roared a few times, and then retreated unwillingly.
Several people were a little surprised to see this, but Fatty Wang was quite happy. He patted his round belly and grinned, saying, "Haha, this beast must have been afraid of my domineering aura, so it ran away with its tail between its legs!"
When Wu Xie heard this, he was so angry that his eyes widened. He pointed at Fatty Wang and cursed, "Fatty, you are still so domineering! Do you know how dangerous it was just now? If it weren't for everyone fighting desperately, you would have become a meal for the giant python! Also, look at this body of fat on you. When you go back this time, you must lose weight for me. Nothing I say will help!"
Fatty Wang was unhappy when he heard this. He pouted and muttered, "You little naive, it's easy for you to say that. Losing weight is not that easy! I have accumulated this weight over the years, how can I lose it just like that!"
Before he could finish, everyone stared at him with eyes that seemed to eat him alive.
Fatty Wang immediately shut up, looking aggrieved, and whispered, "I was just talking, why are you so fierce?"
This time even Bai Mumu stood on Wu Xie's side. Her fat mother was good in every way except that her body shape sometimes affected her movements. It was better for her to lose weight. This was a rare opportunity, so she had to lose weight no matter what.
Fatty Wang said with a bitter face: "Little fairy, it's not that I don't want to lose weight, it's just that I can't lose weight!"
When Bai Mumu heard that her fat mother finally wanted to lose weight, she immediately said happily, "Don't worry, Fatty, it's just losing weight. I have a way!"
As she spoke, she exchanged a bottle of special slimming pills from the space mall, shook them in front of Fatty Wang, and said with great joy: "Fat brother, look at my magical slimming pills! This is a treasure that I got with great difficulty! As long as you take one pill every day, I guarantee that the fat on your body will be gone in an instant as if it were cast by magic! The big belly and double chin will all disappear! In less than a month, you will be as thin as a flash of lightning and as light as a swallow! When the time comes, when you walk on the street, the girls will be attracted by you and scramble to be your girlfriend! And this pill, don't cost 999, don't cost 888, just 99! You won't suffer a loss or be fooled by 99, 99 can make you have a perfect body!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Bai Mumu was stunned, thinking: "Oh my god, isn't this the line of that blind man? How come I was also infected by him!"
Bai Mumu turned her head stiffly and looked at everyone. As expected, she saw that everyone was looking at her with dark lines on their faces. Their dull eyes were like knives stabbing deeply into Bai Mumu's little heart.
Bai Mumu was so upset that she wanted to cry. "555 My image as a lady is completely ruined this time. It's all because of that blind man!"
Fatty Wang scratched his head and said puzzledly, "Why does this sound so familiar?"
Wu Xie was so angry that he stamped his feet, his face flushed red, and he cursed loudly: "How can it not sound familiar? That damn black blind man, he only knows how to talk nonsense all day long, and he is not serious at all! Mu Mu, you should stay away from him in the future. Look at how he has led you astray! His set of twisted theories and heresies have almost fooled you! What a good girl he has taught her!"
Everyone also felt that what Wu Xie said made sense and nodded in agreement.
At this moment, the black bear, which was dozens of kilometers away, suddenly sneezed loudly.
Xie Yuchen glanced at him and asked, "What's wrong? Do you have a cold?"
Hei Xiazi replied with a smile: "How could that be possible, Master Huaer? I am as strong as a bull, how could I catch a cold! I guess it must be my boss who missed me."
Xie Yuchen's face was dark, and he said unhappily: "Get lost! This is pure fantasy!"
But Hei Xia Zi refused to give in and retorted: "Hua Er Ye, you are just jealous of me, jealous that someone thinks of me."
Xie Yuchen snorted coldly: "Jealous of you? I think you are out of your mind! With your unreliable look, who can really miss you?"
Hei Xiazi chuckled and said, "Master Huaer, you don't understand. I, Hei Xiazi, have boundless charm, and my young boss must be completely fascinated by me."
Xie Yuchen rolled his eyes and ignored him.
But Hei Xia Zi continued to talk to himself: "Who knows, she might be reciting the skills I taught her right now."
Xie Yuchen could no longer bear it: "Don't use your evil skills to lead the girl astray!"
Hei Xiazi said innocently: "Those are all ways of survival, very practical!"
Bai Mumu was also feeling very aggrieved. She really couldn't help but talk nonsense for a moment. Seeing Wu Xie talking endlessly, she immediately hid behind the little brother and looked at Fatty Wang for help with pitiful eyes.
Fatty Wang couldn't stand Bai Mumu's aggrieved look, so he immediately acted as a peacemaker and said, "Naive, the child is still young, just say a few words, and it's not all her fault, right? If you want to blame someone, blame that guy Black Blind. He's always so naughty and has led the little fairy astray. But I promise that I will go back and educate her and let her stay away from that Black Blind."
Pan Zi also spoke up for Bai Mumu: "Yes, Third Master, Miss Bai just said that she will be careful in the future and will not be influenced by Hei Xia Zi anymore. Just calm down and don't bother with a child."
The young man nodded in agreement, thinking to himself: It's all the blind guy's fault. Next time I see him, I'm going to beat him up.
Wu Xie's expression softened a little after hearing this, but he still said angrily: "Forget it this time, you better be more careful and don't learn those messed up things from Hei Xia Zi again."
Bai Mumu poked his head out from behind the little brother and nodded obediently: "I understand, I will pay attention next time."
Fatty Wang breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this. As long as the crisis was resolved, he couldn't bear to see the little girl being scolded.
Fatty Wang looked at the weight loss pills in his hand excitedly and kissed them twice. Then, as if he suddenly realized something, he looked at Bai Mumu aggrievedly and said, "Little fairy, why didn't you give it to me before? If I had known about this treasure earlier, I wouldn't have to suffer that punishment."
Bai Mumu put her hands on her hips, rolled her eyes at him and said, "Fat brother, didn't you say before that you didn't want to lose weight? And I asked you secretly once, and you said you didn't want to lose weight, so I thought you really didn't want to lose weight, so I didn't say it."
After hearing this, Fatty Wang thought about it carefully and said with tears in his eyes: "Oh, I was eating delicious food at that time, how could I listen to you talking about this? It's all my fault. I dug the hole myself, so I can't blame anyone else!"
After hearing this, everyone couldn't help but burst into laughter, and the originally tense atmosphere suddenly became a lot more relaxed.
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