Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw

Officer Ye was just about to open his mouth to persuade the older woman, but she had already hugged the pillar next to her and started a new round of madness.

"I love you, why don't you love me? Woohoo, you don't love me anymore.

How dare you not love me! Take my killing blow! "

Then the older sister was slapped madly by the pillar next to her.

Officer Ye immediately called over several auxiliary police officers, who first drove a police car to take the woman to the hospital, and then began to take others to visit other women who might have been poisoned.

[It seems like this lady has switched channels again. She was just watching Legend of White Snake.

Now it has become a love tragedy. 】

[She didn't feel any pain in her hand at all. ]

They came to the home of the third eldest sister, who was holding a "concert".

He was holding a broom in his hand, with a bed sheet wrapped around him, and was singing and dancing.

"The boundless horizon is my love, flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills, what kind of rhythm is the most swinging..."

He looks very intoxicated, if you can ignore the two children sitting on half of a small bench in front of him.

Little boy: It’s over, sister, our mom is really crazy.

Little girl: Don’t talk nonsense, our mother just has mental problems.

Little boy: Her singing is really awful...

The little girl slapped him, "How can you talk like that? That's our mother! You can't just tell the truth!"

Jiang Zhiyuan felt that the little girl was the real queen of sharp tongue, even Sister Xu had to admit defeat.

The older sister next to me was still singing, "I am like a fish in your lotus pond, just waiting for the bright moonlight with you. After swimming through the four seasons, the lotus flowers are still fragrant..."

That beautiful singing voice is really beyond praise.

Officer Ye called over an auxiliary police officer, quickly borrowed a car, and sent the woman to the hospital.

The two children went to their neighbor's house to play very well, and they were still arguing all the way.

"Could our mom be possessed by a demon? Why is she acting so strange after coming back from dinner?"

"Be good, it's not possession, maybe our mom just has water in her brain."

What a filial son and daughter!

[The conversation between these two kids successfully made me laugh. I have a joke for today.]

[In summary, the little boy spoke too directly, while the little girl spoke too tactfully! The tactfulness of the words touched people's hearts.]

[But this sister’s singing voice is really not commendable...]

[It turns out that eating too much poisonous mushrooms can really lead to death. Next time I will eat them outside the hospital so that I can get medical treatment in time.]

[The guy above is really a stubborn person. ]

Officer Ye did not dare to delay at all and rushed to the fourth eldest sister's home.

The older sister sat cross-legged on her sofa, looking at Officer Ye calmly, not looking like she was poisoned at all.

Just when the two of them breathed a sigh of relief, the eldest sister picked up the feather duster next to her and pointed at them.

"Evil beast! Show your true form now!"

Jiang Zhiyuan whispered, "It's the wrong channel again."

Just now it was the cat demon who suddenly learned to speak, Black Cat Sheriff, then it was Xu Xian and White Snake, and then there was another tragic love drama.

Then there was another amazing concert, and now it has turned into "Journey to the West".

Jiang Zhiyuan has already started to wonder whether he should buy a mushroom encyclopedia in the future.

Otherwise, the level of social death would be too outrageous.

Finally, this lady was carried out by two auxiliary police officers because she said she was Red Boy and that what she was sitting on was not a sofa but the lotus throne of Bodhisattva and she could not move.

Later they came to the home of the fifth eldest sister, who opened the door for them personally.

He looked at them with a smile, invited them in, and even poured them some water.

Jiang Zhiyuan looked at the elder sister in front of him who seemed to be normal and felt relieved. It seemed that at least one of them was less poisoned.

Until she saw her eldest sister just come over and the water started to produce white bubbles.

"Sister, what did you add to the water?"

"Didn't I add milk tea powder? My daughter just bought it, and I thought you guys are young people and you should like it."

Jiang Zhiyuan looked at the cup of "milk tea" in her hand, which was still emitting white bubbles and had an obvious smell of detergent.

She put down the milk tea in her hand silently. The milk tea was too expensive and she couldn't afford it.

"Why don't you like to drink it? My daughter likes it very much!"

Suddenly a kitten squeezed in from the door and meowed a few times.

The elder sister pointed at the kitten at the door with a curious look on her face and said, "The cat can actually talk. He said hello to me. It's amazing."

Jiang Zhiyuan and Officer Li looked at each other and said, "Well, good, another person who has been seriously poisoned."

[Eldest sister’s death smile: Why don’t you drink?

Sister Yuan: I can’t drink even a little. I’m afraid I’ll have to have my stomach washed. 】

[Eldest sister: You evil creature, take this stick from me.]

Officer Li: Take her away, and give her a shot quickly. 】

【Cat: Who is slandering me? I can't speak! You two disgusting legs. 】

In the end, the five sisters were successfully sent to the hospital for treatment. Because the poisonous mushrooms they used were not too toxic, they recovered quickly.

What happened next was that the ladies didn’t believe it and thought that they had not cooked the mushrooms thoroughly.

Mushrooms themselves are not poisonous!

So they cooked the remaining mushrooms, and as a result, they successfully showed up at the hospital again.

By the time Jiang Zhiyuan and the others finished handling the matter and returned to the police station, it was already 8:30 in the evening.

Jiang Zhiyuan squatted at the gate of the police station with a bowl of snail noodles in her hand, watching the people coming and going.

“I hope there will be fewer criminals in this world.”

She didn't say the rest of the sentence, hoping that there would be less brain damage.

It is actually best if police officers encounter such cases every day because their lives are not in danger.

But hopefully they never run into a case, of any kind!

"Comrade Jiang, you are such a strange person."

This is a young police officer who has just joined the police force not long ago. Two words are written on his childish face: "vitality".

"What's wrong with me? I'm obviously a very normal person, okay? Don't put any labels on me."

Jiang Zhiyuan slurped his snail noodles and glanced at the young police officer next to him.

"You're really weird. I've been a police officer for almost half a year, but I've never been as busy as I am today.

You know what? I have written dozens of case reports and I haven’t finished them yet.”

Jiang Zhiyuan sensed a sentence from his face, "It's you who made me work overtime."

It is a kind of resentment of workers towards their work, especially the resentment of those who increase their workload.

"Xiao Bai, your resentment is almost equal to that of ten evil spirits."

Officer Xiaobai didn't say anything, just stared at her calmly.

"Xiao Bai, what you know is all a matter of luck. It has nothing to do with my money."

"Do you dare to speak according to your conscience?"