Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw

Jiang Zhiyuan listened to the system's arrogant laughter and silently classified the system as having a mental illness.

"Brother Sansi, your image has collapsed!"

〔When you are out and about, your personality is up to fate.〕

Jiang Zhiyuan understood that one should speak the truth to real people and lies to ghosts.

No one, no ghost, just talking nonsense.

After Su Tian bowed, she pulled the boy back and officially started her work.

"Idol, then I'll start working."

Although Jiang Zhiyuan didn't know why she had suddenly become the idol of the girl in front of her, she still nodded and smiled politely.

"you please."

Su Tian became even more excited when she saw her idol smiling at her, and immediately said in a sweet voice.

"The mountains are so high and the waters so deep that I doubt there is a way out. Please tell me the next line."

"Look for Baidu for bad maps."

Jiang Zhiyuan blurted out, and when she heard her own answer, she was stunned for a moment and just wanted to slap herself to death.

What kind of weird reply is this?!

The system's skills are getting worse and worse. Sooner or later, it will kill me.

Before Jiang Zhiyuan could prove his innocence with his answer, Su Tian's next question came right after.

"Excuse me, where is the tavern?"

"1989 Erguotou."

Jiang Zhiyuan almost strangled herself. It turned out that watching too many advertisements was a mistake.

"Suddenly, like a spring breeze overnight."

"Will you come to play chicken?"

It's better not to play this crappy game! She had a premonition that her fame would be ruined in an instant.

"The old man is standing still, and his ambition is thousands of miles away."

“Sweep away hunger and be yourself.”

Jiang Zhiyuan looked at the pancake in his hand and felt really hungry.

"I sat up in shock from my dying illness."

"I am the poor one."

Jiang Zhiyuan is in a completely rotten state now. Let him do whatever he wants. There is nothing she can do.

She once thought that when she grew up, she would become an all-round little girl who knew everything about astronomy, geography, and the underworld.

But the reality gave her a big slap in the face, and now she can't even guarantee a clear conscience for her own life.

[My chin slowly dropped to the ground. What a talent.]

[Oops, oops, oh, my God, I have forgotten what the original sentence is. ]

[Damn, the last sentence perfectly expresses my feelings. God knows, I have never even dreamed of being rich. ]

[Is she a talent? She must be the reincarnation of a modern Wenquxing star! These verses are totally unrelated, yet they rhyme so harmoniously.]

Su Tian was also stunned on the spot, seemingly stunned by her idol's superb poetry-receiving skills.

"Idol, it kind of rhymes."

Jiang Zhiyuan had a look of despair on his face, "Just be happy, don't worry about my life or death."

Su Tian is still a very dedicated host. Even when things have come to this point, she still tries her best to maintain the order of the program.

"Then let's move on to the last part. Idol, can you make a sentence using 'The world is so big' for all the viewers in the live studio?"

Jiang Zhiyuan has very good eyesight. Although there is a distance between them, she can still see those things floating on the barrage, hahahaha.

You all seem to be laughing happily, right? I will make you stop laughing soon!

Jiang Zhiyuan raised the corner of his mouth, revealing a beautiful arc.

"The world is so big, what's wrong with having one more rich person like you?"

This one sentence ruthlessly broke the hearts of everyone present.

Yes, the world is so big and the population is so large, so what’s wrong with having one more rich person like me?

Can I be struck by thunder or turned upside down? Am I so unpresentable? Am I so unworthy of money?

[She...she...has such a vicious heart! My heart of faith was shattered on the spot, and I can never put it together again.]

[Hahaha, I have no money, I am a pauper. Woohoo, I have to get up early and go to work late every day just for these little things, is it easy for me?]

[Others empty their shopping carts by buying, I empty my shopping cart by deleting. ]

[I am always worried when I work, working overtime like a monkey, working overtime without pay, and getting scolded for no reason. ]

[Stop talking, stop posting, every word hits me in the heart, do you want to kill me and inherit my Huabei? ]

Su Tian showed a smile that was uglier than crying, "My idol, you said it very well, don't say it again next time."

Wow, her idol is so good at making sentences, what should she do?

"Oh, and where's my mysterious gift bag?"

When Jiang Zhiyuan thought of the mysterious gift package, his expression was filled with excitement.

But when she saw Su Tian take out a copy of the Civil Code from the boy's backpack, that bright smile gradually disappeared.

Jiang Zhiyuan pointed at the brand new Civil Code, which hadn't even been unwrapped, and spoke in a bad tone.

"Sweetheart, don't tell me this is the legendary mysterious gift bag."

Su Tian nodded honestly and stuffed the Civil Code into her hands.

“We are serious about being law-abiding citizens.

Keep the Civil Code at home, and handcuffs won’t find you.”

In the end, she took the Civil Code and returned to her home.

As I said, don’t miss out on free stuff.

On the Internet, the number of views of the live video of Jiang Zhiyuan kicking the murderer's eldest brother soared rapidly.

Many netizens left comments below expressing their disbelief that such a thin and small body of hers could burst out with such powerful strength.

The heat of this incident has not yet died down, and another video called "The Reincarnation of the Modern Wenquxing" has become popular again.

Listening to the wonderful poems in the video, many 5G surfing netizens quickly heated up the topic on the Internet.

"Modern Rhyming Genius"

The protagonist of the video, Jiang Zhiyuan, also gained a lot of fans because of these two videos.

Jiang Zhiyuan also successfully took the title of "lawbreaker".

Of course, no star would be willing to grab such a title that sounds like it has a bad connotation.

The person who is the most discussed topic on the Internet is currently sleeping soundly at home.

While there is so much trouble outside, I will sleep at home until I grow old.

The two days of rest given by the program team passed by so quickly, it was just a blink of an eye.

Soon the program team released the second program task, "Graveyard Guardian".

The first round of voting for the program has ended, and Jiang Zhiyuan successfully took the first place without any suspense.

Because her live broadcast room has the highest popularity and she solved a murder case, she deserves the first place.

Jiang Zhiyuan looked at the 10,000 yuan deposited into her mobile bank card and couldn't help but sigh at Director Wang's generosity.

[Ding~ Congratulations to the host for obtaining a new skill - Terrifying Dragon. ]

[One-stop horror: immersive experience of the spooky horror effects of ghost movies, helping you become a perfect and qualified ghost. ]

[Additional tips: You will have an ethereal voice, a misty figure, and a soft body. You can easily twist your body 180 degrees!]

Jiang Zhiyuan's expression now is exactly like that of an old man looking at his phone on the subway.

"Are you serious? You gave me this horror skill in a cemetery. Are you afraid that I can't scare people to death?"