Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw

[Oh~ You'll be fine once you get used to it. Even if you can't, you should try to get used to it. This may become the norm in your life from now on.]

Jiang Zhiyuan suddenly lost control of his facial expression and stood petrified on the spot. Do you think this is human language?

What does it mean to get used to it? Apart from police officers who have to go to work, which good person wants to report to the police station every day?

"No, I can't get used to it. I'm a good citizen, but I go to the police station every day. How can this be? This has a very serious impact on my reputation!"

Jiang Zhiyuan rejected it without even thinking. What a joke! If she could get used to this, she might as well quit her job and become a detective.

【Oh~ OK.】

Jiang Zhiyuan listened to the calm voice of the system and felt a headache coming on.

"Brother, don't you really consider my life or death?"

The system was silent, and when Jiang Zhiyuan thought it had automatically gone offline again, the sound rang again.

[I've thought about it. Do you dislike the skill of "Expert in Digging Holes"? ]

Jiang Zhiyuan is ashamed dT-Tb

She thought this guy had chosen to escape, but unexpectedly he was quite nice. She immediately nodded like a chick pecking at rice.

"Yes, that's right. I'm afraid of using a shovel now, for fear that if I dig casually, I'll see fragments of the people again!"

[You should have said it earlier. This is easy. Just wait a moment. Although it’s not the right time yet, I can secretly change your skills now.

But this can't be used often, the higher-ups are checking closely, so I'll take care of it first. 】

After getting the reply from the system, Jiang Zhiyuan was a little surprised. It turned out that there were also shady operations in the system world?

Judging from what the system said, this system has done this kind of thing many times.

And he also took care of it. Wow, he really has work experience.

As expected, wherever there is life consciousness, there is the world of martial arts.

[Ding~ Congratulations to the host for obtaining a new skill limited to three days - "Nonsense". ]

【Nonsense: I am talking nonsense, you are talking nonsense, let's see who can talk nonsense! The truth is mixed with lies, guess which of your words are true or false?】

Seeing this message, Jiang Zhiyuan raised his eyebrows. This skill seemed...

Her whole face dropped instantly. Fuck! Isn't this just her uncontrollable speech?

What's the last part? Let others guess whether what you said is true or false?

Doesn't it mean that you can influence others and make them tell the truth uncontrollably?

Thinking of this, Jiang Zhiyuan's gloomy face showed joy again.

“Hehehehe…”

She touched the back of her head foolishly and gave a series of eerie smiles.

[Host, the 444 system sincerely reminds you that you are acting very vulgarly now. ]

"Hey, you have a name?"

Jiang Zhiyuan didn't care that the system called her vulgar, she grasped the key points of the system's words.

[Yes, the system number is everyone's name. I have a special number like 444. Many systems envy me! ]

Hearing the pride in the 444 system's tone, Jiang Zhiyuan nodded to indicate that he understood.

"444, that's a bit long. Why not shorten it to ""? It's simple, straightforward and easy to remember."

When Xiao Si heard her words, he immediately cleared his name.

[No, Xiao Si is too ugly! You can call me Sansi, which is the human name I gave myself.]

"Think twice before you act. Hey, that's a good name. I didn't expect that you, a system, are quite cultured."

What Sansi was embarrassed to say was that when he first chose the name, he was thinking of "three fours", which is pronounced similar to "Sansi", so his name was decided.

Seeing that Jiang Zhiyuan gave his name a good meaning, he did not tell the truth.

After acquiring new skills, Jiang Zhiyuan is no longer as timid as before. She plans to show her skills tomorrow and prove herself.

The program chose a new location the next day, fearing the same situation as in previous times, so this time they chose a place with more traffic.

The large flow of people means that the murderer cannot dump the body here, so there will be no accidents.

Director Wang thought so in his mind and couldn't help but put a smile on his face. He could finally get rid of the possibility of the program crew being investigated.

After Jiang Zhiyuan got out of the car, he held his shovel and started walking towards the designated location.

But before she reached the place, she saw a man squatting in a patch of trimmed bushes.

The figure was sneaky, and from time to time he stuck his head out to look outside, looking a bit like a thief.

Jiang Zhiyuan walked over curiously and squatted next to the man.

She poked the person next to her with her finger, her expression very serious and her tone very earnest.

"Brother, this is a green belt, you are not allowed to defecate or urinate anywhere. You will damage the image of society and destroy public facilities."

[The skill of gibberish has been activated. 】

The big brother next to him rolled his eyes speechlessly when he heard this answer.

"You are a woman, I am a man, and you have the courage to come over when you see me urinating and defecating here?

Besides, how could you see us urinating and defecating here, are you crazy?"

The eldest brother's tone was very aggressive and he appeared very impatient.

"Then what are you doing squatting here? Is there anything good outside?"

Jiang Zhiyuan also followed his example and carefully stretched his head to look outside, but there was nothing there.

"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? Don't expose my whereabouts. Go play somewhere else, kid."

The eldest brother pressed Jiang Zhiyuan's head down again, still cursing.

"Brother, don't worry, I am still very professional in this matter."

Jiang Zhiyuan patted her chest and assured that as a professional spectator for 22 years, she had learned the most basic skills of eating spectators.

Be careful to verify and observe carefully!

"You've killed someone, too?"

"I have killed it. Of course I have! I even got a pentakill."

Jiang Zhiyuan's tone was full of pride. Her Li Bai was killing people indiscriminately. She was simply the god of pentakill in the canyon.

The eldest brother was a little surprised. The girl looked quite young and he didn't expect she looked like him.

"Oh, then you're better than me, I only got three kills."

Jiang Zhiyuan reached out and patted his eldest brother's shoulder, and his comforting words quickly reached his eldest brother's ears.

“It’s okay, don’t be sad, I won’t look down on you, even though you’re a bit of a vegetable.

Add me as your WeChat friend, and I’ll take you flying in the future. I promise you’ll have delicious food and drinks in the future!”

The eldest brother looked a little happy. He didn't expect that he was so lucky that he met a big shot when he went out.

[No, why do I feel like these two people's chat channels are not on the same platform? ]

[Murder, I feel like they both have different meanings for murder. Tsk, it's really hard to figure out.]

[Oh my god, I have two bad ideas, one is to kill with real swords and guns, and the other is to kill randomly in the canyon. ]

[Don't talk nonsense. What if Big Brother is also joking? Aren't people nowadays quite...Fuck! Big Brother, what are you doing with a knife? ! ! ]