Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw

Because netizens can guess through their imagination how ugly the faces of the netizen's family with all their limbs intact would be when they saw this news.

It's a miracle that he can live till now!

Jiang Zhiyuan sold a lot of his products, and most of them were sold by fans.

But the sarcastic fans said: You can only buy one, and you can’t let this person sell the item too quickly.

The reason is simple and crude: once he has money, this person becomes arrogant!

Jiang Zhiyuan was heartbroken and asked loudly, "Doesn't your conscience hurt?"

The fans said in unison: "No! We would rather see you basking in the sun than watching you enjoying the air conditioning."

Jiang Zhiyuan was speechless, forced a smile, and gritted his teeth.

“You guys are such great fans of mine!”

Pei Yanhe is an exception. If he makes his heroine work hard to sell things, his love brain will hurt.

With a wave of his hand, he indicated that he would buy all the goods!

As for the things, give them to employees as gifts and treat them as afternoon tea.

Jiang Zhiyuan of course agreed wholeheartedly. The sun was getting hotter and hotter, and she also wanted to go back early to enjoy the air conditioning.

Since someone was willing to book the entire place, they were naturally very happy and even gave Pei Yanhe a 20% discount.

After the stall was cleared away by the program staff, Jiang Zhiyuan just patted his butt and left.

The direction she was heading was exactly the same direction the boy who wanted to write a letter to Li Hua had left.

It’s only been ten minutes, it shouldn’t be over yet, right?

Pei Yanhe followed Jiang Zhiyuan like a little tail and didn't feel the heat at all.

Sure enough, not long after walking, I heard a scream.

"Dad, I was wrong! I won't tell you you're blind next time!"

"Do you want to have another chance? Today I'll let you enjoy the taste of fried meat with a whip!"

The boy's mother stood leisurely by the side drinking milk tea, and did not forget to add a sentence.

"Didn't you eat? Or are you not good enough? This little bastard still has the energy to yell!"

Jiang Zhiyuan stood nearby and silently gave the mother a thumbs up in his heart.

This is indeed my biological mother. Even if she is not my biological mother, she would not be able to say such words!

[Awesome! Boss Pei is indeed rich and powerful! Hehe, thank you Boss Pei. We have afternoon tea for today.]

[I also want to mention that I hope Sister Yuan can sell something more expensive next time so that we can get a bargain again.

Sometimes it’s nice to have a CEO who is in love! I hope he keeps up the good work! 】

[Boss Pei is so lucky to have employees like you. 】

[This is really her biological mother! Only a non-biological mother can say such words! I will mourn for this child for three seconds in my heart! ]

[This kid can really say anything. From what I heard from what he said, I plan to change my way of saying it next time instead of saying his dad is blind.

For him to live to this age safely, his parents must have endured a lot. 】

Suddenly she felt a hand approaching her, and its target was the cell phone in her trouser pocket.

Jiang Zhiyuan remained unmoved, but just when the man was halfway to taking out the phone, she turned back accurately and caught the evil hand.

"Brother, if you want to borrow my phone to make a call, just tell me straight away. Why are you doing this in secret? I'm not an unreasonable person."

The guy was in an extremely awkward position, not knowing whether to let go or not.

"Hey, big sister, you see, it's not easy for me either, just pretend you didn't see anything this time, and treat me like a fart."

Jiang Zhiyuan showed a row of bright white teeth.

"Brother, look at what you are saying. How can I treat you like a piece of shit?"

Seeing that this man was not willing to listen, the eldest brother wanted to take direct action and escape quickly.

Because there were so many people coming to watch the excitement, he was sure that he could disappear in the crowd.

But what he didn't expect was that the little girl was so skilled in martial arts that she broke his arm with just one effort.

“Ahhh! It hurts! Be gentle! Big sister, I was wrong!”

Jiang Zhiyuan put his cell phone back into his pocket and dragged his man towards where the police officer was patrolling.

This parade is considered a large-scale event. In order to prevent any accidents, the police station has specially deployed additional personnel on the pedestrian street.

After a while, he found a nearby patrolman, and threw the big brother in his hand to the police officer like throwing away garbage.

"What are you doing?"

The police officer was a little confused. After all, it was the first time someone picked up a person and threw him in front of him. It was really a bit too bold.

"This guy is a pickpocket. I just caught him stealing my phone. He seems to be a repeat offender.

I'll leave it to you to interrogate carefully, maybe there is other dirt on him."

Jiang Zhiyuan said indifferently, then turned around and left without leaving his name.

Of course, he did not forget to reconnect the big brother's arm, and he also said something special.

"Don't worry, we just dislocated his arm, it's just a minor dislocation, it's nothing serious.

By the way, officer, is this self-defense? He paid for my medical expenses, so I don’t have to pay for them, right?”

The police officer's mouth twitched, but he still spoke.

"Well, don't worry, I will testify for you! You were acting in a proper defense and did not cause him any serious physical harm."

After receiving an accurate response from the police officer, Jiang Zhiyuan turned around and left with peace of mind.

[Sister Yuan, you are worthy of being called such a great person! You caught a thief just by watching the fun. You are truly a walking undercover agent of the people! ]

[Thief, big brother, thank you so much for putting my arm back on before you left. You are so kind! (sarcasticjpg)]

[The police officer is a little confused, but he won't say anything. As long as the people are happy, let the thief do whatever he wants.]

[Do you think the anchor has a radar installed on him? How come he attracts criminals everywhere?

Is there some special smell on her body that specifically attracts criminals? 】

Pei Yanhe behind her followed her like an admiring little brother, constantly boasting and praising her.

"You're worthy of being my heroine, so powerful! You're a repeat offender every time you strike!

That grappling move just now was so cool, wasn't it? I'm crazy about you, I'm mad for you, I'll bang my head against the wall for you!"

Jiang Zhiyuan held his forehead helplessly and bought him a bottle of milk and handed it to him.

"Be good and take a break! You say you're not tired, but I feel tired just listening to you."

Pei Yanhe looked at the bottle of pure milk for children with a pacifier in his hand, feeling a little overwhelmed.

Then I thought of something and started my own strategy.

"Actually, I'm already an adult and don't need to grow any taller, and I think the height difference between us is quite suitable.

But thank you for the milk, you must care about me. Don't worry, I'm strong and healthy. This difficulty won't cause any harm to me."

Jiang Zhiyuan didn't expect this person to say such a thing. Brother, you must have been the reincarnation of Wang Baochuan in your previous life!

"as long as you are happy!"