Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw
Chapter 380 Look, there is really a fool upstairs
"Don't make such a fuss, it's just a simple voice change. Haven't you heard of the profession of voice actor?"
Jiang Zhiyuan curled her lips and really wanted to kick the assistant aside and drive herself.
Before their car started moving, she volunteered to drive herself, but was rejected by everyone else.
The reasons given are varied!
The type that cares about her:
"You have already climbed the mountain for a whole day today, you must be very tired. Let us handle this kind of small matter, and don't bother a great god like you to do it."
There is a weird type:
"Your original QQ Speed is still online on a certain website. Don't think the Internet has no memory.
We are not as lucky as the suspect. What's the matter? You want to go with us to meet our grandmother?"
Straightforward:
"I don't even want to talk about your driving skills, but it's more exciting than a roller coaster when you ride it!
Do you feel like you are traveling at a speed of over 200 mph on the highway? Would any of us dare to ride in your car?
I would probably be stopped by the traffic police before I had driven even 1km.”
In the end, she was forced to give up her great idea.
"Little assistant, what do you want to do? Don't let go of the steering wheel. You want to die, but we don't want to die yet."
Zhao Tangtang was not scared by the female voice, but was scared by the assistant.
"In fact, you should have believed me. If you had let me drive, I'm afraid this accident wouldn't have happened."
Jiang Zhiyuan sincerely felt that his driving skills must be hundreds of times better than those of the young assistant.
But no one is willing to experience her superb skills, so her skills will be buried!
Alas, it turns out that geniuses are all lonely, especially a technical genius like her!
If you can't find a mentor, you will be buried in the dust forever.
"Okay, I'll continue telling you the story."
After the story was told, everyone in the car fell silent and I felt a chill all over my body.
"I seem to remember, didn't you just say you were going to tell us some gossip?
Why are you suddenly telling us ghost stories about school?"
Sister Xu now feels that she has a shadow on all things red.
But she was the first one among everyone present to realize that the gossip had turned into a ghost story.
"Gossip is not as exciting as this story. Just tell me whether this story is exciting or not. Does it excite you?"
Jiang Zhiyuan leaned back in the back seat and relaxed, and he got out a U-shaped pillow from somewhere and put it around his neck.
"Exciting! It's so exciting. My heart is still beating wildly now."
Zhao Tangtang felt that she had never heard such a wonderful ghost story. After listening to it, she could no longer look at the red vest thing seriously.
The key is that this person speaks with different voices, each of which is so lifelike, as if the protagonist of the story is standing in front of you.
"Whether it's a story or gossip, as long as it can provide us with a sense of novelty, it's fine."
Jiang Zhiyuan didn't think that telling a ghost story, coupled with the outside environment, would bring much psychological trauma to the audience in the live broadcast room.
[Even someone like me who has heard this ghost story before feels uneasy, don’t you all feel uneasy? ]
[I am more than panicking! I am already on my way to call my bestie. ]
[The person above is not kind at all. Unlike me, he directly pulled his best friend to my side when I just started telling a ghost story.
Such a good opportunity should of course be shared by two people, how could I enjoy it alone? 】
[I finally understand, besties are used to trick people. ]
[If you are interested, you can listen to the detailed version of Red Vest. Of course, you can listen to it during the day, and it is best if there is someone around to accompany you. ]
"Sister Yuan, do you have any treasures that can ward off evil spirits? I feel like this road is going more and more wrong."
There was a barely perceptible tremor in Zhao Tangtang's voice. She tried to relieve her tension with a relaxed tone, but her eyes were fixed on the approaching darkness outside the window.
Hearing this, Jiang Zhiyuan curled up a playful smile. She pretended to be mysterious and took out a colorful bracelet from her bag, shook it gently, and said.
"This is a consecrated bracelet I got from the temple. When you wear it, demons and ghosts won't dare to approach you."
As she said that, she handed the bracelet to Zhao Tangtang.
Zhao Tangtang took the bracelet. Although she knew it might be a joke from Jiang Zhiyuan, she felt inexplicably relieved.
She put it on her wrist pretending to be serious, patted her chest exaggeratedly and laughed.
"I am not afraid now. With Sister Yuan's amulet, who dares to make trouble?"
"Hehe, as long as you are happy. By the way, the total is 990 yuan.
The original price is 1000, and I gave you a discount. Are you happy?
You didn't make a mistake with my friend, did you? "
As Jiang Zhiyuan spoke, he took out his mobile phone, got the payment code and showed it to Zhao Tangtang.
Zhao Tangtang looked at the bracelet on her wrist and then looked at Jiang Zhiyuan.
"You want me to pay you 990 for something so crudely made? I'm naive, but I'm not stupid!"
"I don't like what you said. This was made by a master himself. It is worth a fortune and has been blessed!
Even if you can't afford it, you can't slander the master!"
Jiang Zhiyuan lied all the time and used provocation. Zhao Tangtang had no resistance to this and resignedly scanned the code to transfer the money.
"Shadow businessman!"
Zhao Tangtang still felt a little disadvantaged.
"Please give me a five-star rating~"
Jiang Zhiyuan is selectively deaf.
“Forced sales, poor quality, false advertising, and malicious price increases.”
Zhao Tangtang continues to make efforts.
"Sorry dear, your review will not be displayed."
Jiang Zhiyuan smiled politely and gave a formal answer.
The young assistant almost laughed out loud at the conversation between the two, but he quickly restrained his smile and concentrated on driving the vehicle.
He knew that the current situation did not allow for any carelessness and he had to remain highly vigilant.
Sister Xu looked at Zhao Tangtang in silence, what a silly child!
This bracelet is 9.9 for three on Pinduoduo and shipping is free.
Director Wang has once again lowered the price of his presence. This man is too evil and too ruthless!
[Wow! This bracelet is so pretty, and it can ward off evil spirits. Sister Yuan, can you give me a link? I can add 100 yuan.]
[Hahahaha, look, there really is a fool upstairs.
I advise you to take a screenshot and search the real price of this bracelet on Pinduoduo before buying it. Maybe you will have a different feeling. 】
[I have searched, 9 yuan for three pairs with free shipping, they are exactly the same. Even the cracks on the beads are exactly the same.
But there is no way, since this is what Sister Yuan bought, how can it be compared with the one on Pinduoduo? 】
[Author's Ps: (starts to go crazy) (crawling in the sun) (moving actively) (screaming healthily) It is said that in our line of work, the most taboo is to fall in love with the customer (ー`′ー) But I have already fallen in love, can this be my fault? ]
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