Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw

"I didn't know what it was, I was walking and suddenly something grabbed my ankle.

Woo woo woo, could it be that I’m being haunted by a vengeful ghost?

He is dragging me to hell now. I haven't lived enough. I haven't tasted all the delicacies from all over the country. I can't die."

As Wang Dao spoke, two lines of turbid tears flowed down his face.

"Wuwuwuwu, if I am really entangled by the resentful bone, just ignore me and move forward boldly. Don't worry, I will always keep an eye on you from behind."

The first half of what Director Wang said was quite touching, but why does the last sentence sound wrong?

"Next time you only need to say the first half of the sentence. The second half is really creepy. I don't want to be stared at by a ghost forever."

[Director Wang said this, I don’t know how to describe his emotional intelligence, maybe people will do stupid things when it comes to the critical moment. ]

[Am I the only one who is wondering what it is that grabbed Director Wang's trouser legs? Is there really a ghost? ]

[It's impossible to be a ghost, it's probably a dead branch, right? Amitabha, I hope my wishes come true and everything I think is true. ]

[If a gloomy and scary face confronts Director Wang as soon as he turns around, let's guess what Director Wang's reaction would be. ]

[The above person is so mean, I swear to God, my first expression was rolling my eyes, the second was screaming, and the third was fainting on the spot.]

The comments section is full of people mocking Director Wang, which shows that Director Wang doesn't have a very good reputation.

The young assistant shook off the goose bumps on his body and touched his arms, where the hairs were like tiny needles.

While these people were chatting, Jiang Zhiyuan had already chopped off the ghost that was entangled with Director Wang's feet, and then held it in front of Director Wang.

"Can you see what this is?"

With the help of everyone's weak flashlights, Director Wang finally saw clearly that it was just a branch.

"A branch? How could I not recognize this thing?"

"Then you just called me a ghost."

After saying this, Jiang Zhiyuan took the lead and walked forward, and the others followed. Everyone rolled their eyes when passing by Director Wang.

Pah, who are these people? Can you please figure things out before you start talking nonsense?

This sudden shock frightened their little hearts and almost made them stop working.

"Hey, hey, what are you guys looking at? Is this my fault? I'm obviously a victim too!

Who knew a branch would suddenly get caught on my pants? I didn’t expect that either. Do you have to look like that? "

Director Wang felt uneasy when he saw their looks, and this matter was really his fault.

If he had shone the flashlight over there at the beginning, perhaps this mistake would not have happened.

But when the thing really happens, imagination is just imagination after all, and you don’t have the courage to see what is hooking your trouser leg.

Because at that time you feel like you are nothing.

"Wait for me! This is really not my fault, I am also a victim!

Why won't you listen to me? Am I so untrustworthy?"

Director Wang looked at the pitch-black surroundings and quickly trotted to catch up with the person in front of him.

This environment is really becoming more and more terrifying. Looking at the dark shadows of the trees in front, I always feel that they are not trees, but monsters with bared fangs and claws.

"Where are we going next?"

Sister Xu tugged at Jiang Zhiyuan's sleeve. They were now in the deep mountains and forests. If they didn't find a place to stay quickly, there would probably be wild beasts at night.

They originally decided to rest next to the stream, but they didn't expect there were bees there.

So they had to give up that territory and choose a new place.

Unfortunately, they walked for such a long time without encountering a flat place, so they had to keep going forward.

[I can feel Director Wang's embarrassment even through the screen. His face looks like someone is rubbing it against the ground.]

[The prophet in front, please come out and claim your reward. It really is just a wooden fork. There really are no ghosts in this world.]

[Every time I watch this live broadcast, I feel like I'm watching a crosstalk show, with back and forth, and it's especially rhyming. Could it be that these people are really not from the crosstalk club? ]

[To be honest, I have this feeling. I always feel like they are performing stand-up comedy, and there is a lot of back and forth.]

"Look, there's a flat area ahead with a small river next to it. Why don't we go there?"

As soon as the young assistant saw the flat area ahead, his eyes lit up with excitement. He could finally take a rest!

God knows how he got all the way here. He felt like his legs were not his own and were extremely strenuous.

"Keep your voice down. Do you want to attract other creatures to take our place? You want to sleep with them, but I don't want that."

Zhao Tangtang was afraid of attracting snakes, insects, rats, ants, etc., so she slapped the assistant on the mouth.

As a result, he didn't control the strength well and blew it directly on the person's face, making a loud "pop" sound.

But it was drowned out by Director Wang's surprised scream.

Director Wang now sees the platform as if it were his own family member, and he can’t wait to lie on the ground and give them a couple of kisses.

Oh my God! O earth!

You two are really smart. I have to pay my respects to you.

The moment the young assistant was beaten, he felt stars in front of his eyes and it was as if he saw his great-grandmother.

Hiss, no one told him that young girls’ grip is so strong nowadays.

A few days ago, this person was acting like I couldn't open the bottle cap. Was he just pretending?

Feeling the burning pain on his face, the young assistant realized one thing deeply: women have a deceitful mouth.

Anyway, he just couldn't believe that someone who could slap someone so hard wouldn't be able to unscrew the bottle cap.

"What's wrong with your face?"

Director Wang turned around and shone the flashlight, and saw that half of the assistant's face was red, with a look of disbelief in his eyes. He immediately asked in confusion.

"Oh, nothing, just a mosquito kiss, a little hard."

The young assistant smiled awkwardly and quickly rubbed his cheeks with his hands, trying to ease the sudden embarrassment and pain.

You can't say that I started to doubt my life because I was slapped by a woman.

"Where do these mosquitoes come from in this remote place?"

Sister Xu also looked puzzled, but then urged.

"Okay, stop dawdling and let's go quickly. It's almost dark."

Only one person knew the truth of the matter, Jiang Zhiyuan glanced at Zhao Tangtang meaningfully.

Zhao Tangtang smiled awkwardly and shrank his neck angrily.