Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw

Chapter 322: It's just taking off pants to fart

[Family members, I just checked the official website of the program team and found that the program team has issued the latest announcement.

Let me briefly explain the content of the announcement.

[First of all, there was some emotional nonsense, and finally, he said that because the director was adventurous and loved adventure, he also joined the program team.

The real person in charge of the program team now is Director Wang’s wife, Director Yu. 】

[Fuck, is this the Director Yu I imagined? I didn’t expect that she would return to the entertainment industry in this way!

Director Yu, I beg you to release a few more new movies soon. The movies you make nowadays are simply unwatchable and extremely bad. 】

[Everyone knows that Director Yu is best at making movies with heroines as the main characters!

Moreover, the plot logic is very rigorous, without exaggeration or deliberate weakening of the villain!

Anyway, the protagonist and the villain are both very smart, and it makes people feel very excited. 】

Director Wang did not expect that once his wife appeared on the stage, the popularity of the entire program group would increase significantly.

Because Director Yu’s movies are all award-winning masterpieces, they are very famous internationally, and he has a lot of female fans, because his stories are truly about strong female protagonists.

As long as she says, "I want to make a comeback," many people will invest in her new movie.

"Why did you bring both of them here? They are useless and might even hinder us."

Sister Xu quietly pulled Jiang Zhiyuan aside, wondering what this person was going to do next.

"Sister Xu, how could you miss me so much?

What I just said is the truth. I swear to God that I have never threatened Director Wang. He did all this voluntarily. "

Jiang Zhiyuan said this without any psychological burden. Sister Xu wouldn't ask her to swear anyway.

"Are you telling the truth?"

"Of course, is this true? Do I kidnap them and use them as hostages?"

When Sister Xu heard her words, she instantly felt that she had found the truth, and looked at her with a look that said, "So you are this kind of person."

"Sister Xu, if I tell you this, it's not my true feelings, would you believe it?"

Jiang Zhiyuan kept waving the knife in his hand, cutting the grass blocking the road ahead.

But I still took the time to glance at Sister Xu's face. Sure enough, Sister Xu's face had become very ugly, just like the heroine in a TV drama who discovered the truth herself.

"Sister Xu, you must listen to my excuses, ah, explanation!

This must not be what I really said. Some ghost must have possessed me and used my mouth to say something unpleasant."

Jiang Zhiyuan muttered to himself, but he did not forget to pay attention to Sister Xu's expression.

But Sister Xu was looking at her with a look that said, "I already know the truth of the matter, please stop talking nonsense."

"If you don't believe me, you can go ask Director Wang. The person involved will never lie, right?"

Seeing that Sister Xu was looking at her in an increasingly strange way, Jiang Zhiyuan directly brought up the contradiction of the issue to one of the parties involved - Director Wang.

Suddenly, everyone's eyes were focused on Director Wang.

Wang Dao suddenly felt as if a thorn in his back and a fishbone stuck in his throat. He pointed his middle finger at himself in disbelief, and a big question mark appeared above his forehead.

"Ah? Me? Are you asking for my opinion?

Don't you feel this question is outdated?

No matter what the reason is, I have been kidnapped, so does the reason matter? "

Wang Dao's eyes were as big as bells, flashing with disbelief.

Now you know to ask for my opinion as a person involved. Why didn’t you think of asking for my opinion when you kidnapped me?

Don't you think it's too late?

It's just like taking off your pants and farting, it's unnecessary.

[Director Wang: I am so happy inside. You finally think about how I, the client, feel? But what’s the point of thinking about it now? ! ! ]

[I'm very sorry, your Wang Dao NPC has already gone offline cursing.]

[Director Wang: Sister, before you ask me a question, could you please ask the person next to you to take back his murderous gaze?

Do I dare to tell the truth to her in this state? If I dare to tell the truth, she will probably throw me over her shoulder in the next second. 】

[Sister Yuan: If you have the guts, just tell me. I promise not to beat you to death.

Director Wang: What is bone qi? Can you eat it? Can it save your life? 】

"Hiss, what Director Wang said seems to make a little sense."

Sister Xu slowly turned her head and retracted her gaze, as if this was indeed the case.

Then everyone focused their attention on the road they were walking on, and Director Wang felt that the oppressive force had disappeared.

What is this thing called?

When they need me, they keep an eye on me; when they don’t need me, they treat me like a piece of trash!

One day I will take back everything that belongs to me!

"Director Wang, what are you doing standing there? Hurry up and follow me, or a snake might get entangled with you."

"Come on, come on, walk slower, I can't keep up. Don't leave me alone.

You must carry forward the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation, respecting the elderly and loving the young."

Director Wang shouted while quickening his pace, trying to keep up with the team, with a helpless yet playful smile on his face.

"Director Wang, you are a very unique person in your use of the elderly and love for the young."

Jiang Zhiyuan turned around and teased, with a sly smile on his lips.

“But then again, if we respect the old and love the young, I’m looking for the youngest one, so should you take care of me?

Why don't you go ahead and lead the way, and let me enjoy the scenery behind."

Jiang Zhiyuan's words made Wang Dao shrink.

"Haha, Xiao Jiang, your mouth is getting more and more powerful.

But having said that, I feel like I have regained some life by going on this adventure with you guys."

Director Wang smiled as he walked, his tone full of ease and relief.

The key point is that people still have to be cowardly when the time comes. Anyway, it is impossible for him to lead the way now.

"Director Wang, what you said is wrong, how are you old?

In our eyes, you are always full of energy! "

Sister Xu couldn't help but interrupt, her eyes revealing her admiration and gratitude for Director Wang.

He is almost 50 years old, but he can still keep up with this group of young people. It seems that he exercises a lot.

He is truly worthy of being called an old but still strong man with lofty ambitions.

[Initially, Director Wang felt justified and that he should be given preferential treatment because of his age advantage.

In the end, Director Wang was humiliated and felt that he should step back because of his advantage. 】

[Director Wang: Respect the elderly and love the young!]

Sister Yuan: Okay, then you lead the way.

Director Wang: Today’s weather is really nice. I didn’t hear what you said clearly. 】

[It's over. I feel like my reputation as a progressive new youth is going to be ruined. Whenever I hear Sister Xu speak, I always feel like she's being sarcastic.]

[The above person should be more confident. It’s not what you think, but the fact is that it is like this. 】

[I remember Sister Xu wasn't like this before. Could this be the saying that people get corrupted by the company of good people? ]

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