Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw

"Listen, why aren't you listening carefully? Don't you realize that I've been listening to you? Otherwise, why would I reply to you?

Sister Xu, you are wrongly accusing me again!

Alas, the feelings between us have really faded, faded, just like a cup of brewed herbal tea, cold and thin mint tea. "

After Jiang Zhiyuan said this, Sister Xu stopped talking.

Because she felt that there was no way to communicate with this person using normal language, unless she also knew the alien language.

"Sister Xu, please say something. Why aren't you talking? Are you mute? Sister Xu, please say something."

Jiang Zhiyuan was like an annoying fly or mosquito, buzzing in Sister Xu's ears all the time.

"Sister Xu, why are you ignoring me? Are you angry with me? I really didn't mean it!

Why don't we all complain about Director Wang together? I heard from others that when two people have a conflict, the best way is to divert the conflict. "

Xu Hui closed her eyes in pain, feeling as if there were tens of thousands of mosquitoes buzzing around her ears.

This mosquito is very annoying. It keeps bothering you, but it just won’t bite you, so you can’t find any way to slap it.

The entire workshop was deathly silent. Everyone was listening quietly. Jiang Wenzi kept talking there, and everyone was guessing when she would be thirsty.

On the other side, Director Wang, who had been paying attention to the situation on the bus, silently turned off the Bluetooth headset on his ear.

It's better not to listen to this nasty kid and this nasty thing. It's just some meaningless nonsense.

Moreover, most of the content is complaining about himself. He is not so perverted as to be happy to listen to another person scolding him.

"Where are you going to send them, Director Wang? Are you not even going to tell me? I am your brother-in-law."

The young assistant was very diligently massaging Director Wang's back and legs because he had received money from other guests.

They wanted to buy information from him, but he himself didn't know, so when he saw the fat meat about to fly away, how could he let it go?

"Don't play the emotional card. From now on, I am not your brother-in-law, you are my uncle.

So if you are my uncle, you should consider me, a little one. OK, kneel down and say hello, uncle."

Director Wang waved his hand gracefully, and the young assistant was pulled away by two tall and strong bodyguards.

Little guy, how could Xiao 99 not know what this guy is thinking?

But this time he was determined to prepare and didn't tell anyone.

At that time, he would sit in the back and quietly watch the other guests suffer, to comfort himself for the grievances he had suffered over the past few days.

Finally, the bus stopped in an open space.

The car door opened, and a ray of bright sunlight came in, illuminating the slightly dim space inside the car.

Director Wang appeared at the door of the car with his signature mysterious smile on his face, as if everything was under control.

"Welcome everyone to our special show!"

Director Wang's voice was carried throughout the carriage through the loudspeaker.

“In the next few days, you will have an unforgettable time here.

Remember, there is no script, no director, only you.

You need to rely on your own wisdom and courage to complete a series of challenges and unlock the final secret. "

After saying this, Director Wang floated away calmly.

Because he was riding a balance bike and wearing Chinese-style clothes, he looked quite immortal.

But if he hadn't suddenly tripped over a rock and almost fallen flat on his face.

Everyone picked up their luggage and walked out of the bus with great anticipation.

In fact, the program team gave each of them an equipment bag.

They didn't know what was in the bag, but the staff told them clearly.

All the necessities they would need for life in the next few days were placed in this bag.

Therefore, this bag is essential for their survival and must not be lost, and there is no possibility of reissuing it.

In an instant, all the guests held their backpacks tightly.

The sunshine shines on my body, making me feel warm and even the air seems to become exceptionally fresh.

They looked around and saw a lush forest surrounding the open space, and in the distance there seemed to be rolling mountains shrouded in clouds and mist.

The agents of the guests do not actually need to participate in this session, but they can participate if they want.

Sister Xu was dragged back by someone.

"You can go by yourself, why did you ask me to come with you? I want to go back to sleep."

Sister Xu looked at the person who was hugging her waist tightly, and felt the veins on her forehead throbbing.

She was really blind at the time and felt that this person had very little strength.

So when she first saw this person going to change the water in the water dispenser, she quickly put down her phone and ran over to help.

But she didn't expect that this person could easily carry two buckets of water from the water dispenser and asked her in a cute way.

"Sister Xu, are two buckets enough? Do you want me to add two more? Four buckets is also fine. Don't worry, I'm very strong."

At that moment, Sister Xu felt as if the sky had fallen on her. How could such a cute girl suddenly become a strong man?

Does anyone understand this sense of contrast?

It means that you suddenly raise a fair, tender, pink and cute little baby, and it will sweetly surround you and call you mommy.

Then one day he suddenly turned into a strong man with broad shoulders and a big waist, and called you "Mommy".

"Oh, isn't that what Sister Xu said? As the saying goes, we swear an oath of brotherhood in blood and pledge brotherhood in Peach Garden. We share happiness and difficulties together. So we are sharing happiness together."

Jiang Zhiyuan pulled Sister Xu, who wanted to leave, back to the battlefield.

After hearing what she said, the black lines on Sister Xu's forehead suddenly appeared, just like the special effects of an animation crew.

Good guy, it's really good guy, do you feel this is a blessing? Do you want this blessing?

This is clearly a difficult situation, and you don’t treat it as a difficult situation? ! !

If it's not the same, you should let go of your hand and let me go!

"Stop, let go of your little broken hands."

"Then just tell me whether you agree or not?"

"I'm really impressed by you. Okay, I agree. That's it."

Finally, under someone's shameless and strong pursuit, Sister Xu agreed "satisfactorily".

"I know that you still love me, Sister Xu."

Then the staff distributed to them the drone live broadcast system that they had not received for a long time.

And tell them that the system has been strengthened and upgraded, and this time the system functions are more stable.

The next second, the long-lost live broadcast room opened.

A group of hungry fans screamed and wailed, as if they had accidentally returned to their ancestors.