Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw

Sister Yuan's Diary [I]

I don’t remember what year or month it was today, but it is the 18th day I have been in the basement.

I thought about it over and over for a long time, but I still couldn't figure out where I went wrong.

Wasn't it just that while carrying out a mission, he accidentally dropped a bomb and blew up a famous base in the United States nearby?

I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Bombs don't have eyes. What does it have to do with me? Why are they putting me in solitary confinement?

What does it matter to me how many of their top executives died? It's not me who died.

But I have to say that the environment in this basement is really good, with a TV and a computer.

If you want anything to eat or drink, just say hello.

I even have some doubts that this is not solitary confinement, but a place of enjoyment.

As I said, what I did was right, otherwise how could the environment in this confinement room be so good?

It wasn't like this the last time I stayed.

Okay, I’ll stop here for today. I’m going to watch Peppa Pig.

I don’t know why my husband suddenly became handsome. Maybe he went to some country to have plastic surgery.

Sister Yuan's Diary [Part 2]

Today's training has ended, but the big boss suddenly came and said he wanted to have a meeting.

I said, I won’t go because I have a mission to complete.

The captain said, no, we must go.

I said, no, I have to go on this mission!

The captain said, why? Are you questioning the abilities of other teammates?

I said, no, but...

The captain said, stop, hold on, the task can be slowed down, you need to go to the meeting right now!

I said, Captain...

Captain: No buts, go now.

I sighed helplessly. Although I was extremely reluctant, I knew that obeying orders was a soldier's duty.

I turned around, picked up my notebook, hurriedly packed my equipment, and prepared to go to the meeting room.

On the way, the details of the unfinished tasks kept circling in my mind. Every step was crucial and there could be no mistakes.

But I also understand that this meeting may contain new instructions or even important information that will change the strategic deployment, and I must listen attentively.

When I walked into the conference room, the big boss was already sitting in the main seat with a serious look on his face. It was obvious that he had something important to announce.

I quickly found my seat and sat down, trying to calm myself down and focus on the upcoming speech.

The big boss began to speak. He first affirmed the efforts and achievements of our team in recent times, and then changed the subject and mentioned the new challenges and crises we are currently facing.

His words were sonorous and powerful, and every word was like a hammer, striking our hearts.

As I listened, I gradually understood the importance of this meeting.

It turns out that our mission environment has changed dramatically, requiring us to immediately adjust our strategy to respond to new threats.

And all of this needs to be carried out by front-line personnel like me.

After the meeting, I returned to my dorm with a sense of urgency.

I immediately began to replan the task process, adjust the strategy according to the spirit of the meeting, and ensure that every step met the new requirements.

I know that this task will be more arduous, but I am more convinced that as long as we unite as one, there will be no difficulties that cannot be overcome.

I will devote myself to the next battle with greater enthusiasm and firmer conviction, and strive for greater honor and victory for the team.

[Cross out all the above. Don’t think I don’t know that the captain secretly read my diary. Really, who would write a diary nowadays?

I'm different. I usually keep two diaries.

One for the people outside, and one for myself. 】

I didn't carry out the last mission, and the captain was scolded.

Finally, the captain grabbed my ear and yelled at me.

"Why the hell didn't you say your mission was to defuse the bomb?"

Maybe you don’t know, but we have several time bombs placed in unimportant corners every day, and a few students are selected to clean them up.

On the one hand, it exercises our personal vigilance, and on the other hand, it exercises our personal skills.

But because I had diarrhea the day before yesterday and switched shifts with someone else, I was the one who came today, but the team leader had taken a leave the day before yesterday, so he didn't know about it.

Then, when the leaders were in a meeting, the bombs went off like fireworks.

The power of the bomb was very small, like there was nothing, but the noise was very loud.

The leader thought we were really setting off fireworks and even praised us.

Sister Yuan's Diary [Part 3]

I am so sleepy today. I just busted a gang that specializes in helping people cross the border illegally.

Because the mission required it, I went there disguised as a man, but I didn't expect that I would be forcibly kissed by a little girl when I went to rescue the hostages.

She also said that she would marry me in the future, and she would not marry anyone else but me.

I was stunned when I heard this and quickly shook my head and said that people like us are not allowed to get married in our country.

The girl's beautiful eyes widened instantly and she spoke in a voice of disbelief.

"Now people who have been kidnapped cannot get married? Has the country become so perverted?"

I was afraid that she might have some misunderstanding about the country, so I spoke quickly.

"You can get married in this situation in China, but our situation is different."

"What's the difference? You think I'm ugly? I don't think you're dark."

(Ahem, I swear to God, I'm not really cold, I just made it very dark for the mission.)

“Because gays are not allowed to marry.”

I had no choice but to tell the truth, but I didn't expect this little girl to have such a big imagination.

"Fuck! How did I change my gender when I woke up? Did those people turn me into a man?"

Seeing that the little girl was about to take off her pants to verify it on the spot, I quickly said it.

"No, no, I'm a woman."

"grass!

Phew! Fortunately, it was you who changed your gender, not me. I was so scared. "

I was silent for a moment, feeling mixed emotions.

She would rather believe that I am transgender than that I am a woman. Does this count as indirect proof of the success of my mission?

I took a deep breath and tried to make my tone sound calm but firm.

“In fact, whether I am a man or a woman should not be a factor in your consideration of marriage partner.

You are still young and there are unlimited possibilities in the future. You will meet many outstanding people. There is no need to rush to make such a decision.

And! I am a woman! I have not changed my gender! "

I tried to guide her with the most sincere words, hoping that she could understand and let go of this sudden emotion.

The girl was stunned for a moment, as if she didn't expect me to say that.

She looked at me with eyes full of curiosity and doubt, and after a while, she slowly spoke.

“But I think you are special, different from everyone else.

You said you didn’t change your gender, could it be that you are actually bipolar…”

The girl stopped talking abruptly, but this was more heartbreaking than if she had finished talking!

"I'm a woman! I wear men's clothes only for the mission!"

I'm almost running out of patience!

The girl was silent for a while, as if thinking about what I said.

Then she nodded gently, a hint of relief flashed in her eyes, and a hint of sympathy for me?

"I see, you are a woman."

Me: No... Sister, I'm really a woman, please believe me, okay? I'm really three grams of oil!