Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw

How could this thing appear here? And it was dug out by a dog. It's so weird!

"Sister Xu, are you okay now? Do you want me to tell you the truth and give you a fatal blow?"

Jiang Zhiyuan seemed to have lost his mind this time, and said things without thinking at all.

Xu Hui's eyes widened. "What are you talking about? Is this something a human can say?"

"I advise you to be kind and not force me to slap you!"

Xu Hui's voice sounded coldly, and her expression was "terribly gloomy".

The main reason why her face looked so strange was because her body was waking up from numbness.

The feeling was even more pleasurable, so pleasurable that she wanted to scream out loudly!

But considering that there was a live broadcast now, for the sake of his own face, he gritted his teeth and endured it, which resulted in her facial expression being a little strange.

"Sister Xu, relax, I won't make you angry anymore, please don't have a myocardial infarction!

Look at your face, it’s turning purple. Do you want me to buy you a bottle of mineral water?

If you can't leave me, I can ask the food delivery guy to deliver it. Don't worry, you can enter this orchard."

Jiang Zhiyuan quickly begged for mercy with a fawning look on his face. At the same time, he was very considerate and took out his mobile phone to buy a bottle of mineral water for Sister Xu, but was slapped away by Xu Hui.

"Shut up! I'm thinking about whether I should dig in the pit..."

Jiang Zhiyuan: “…”

Fuck! Sister Xu is really brave.

Xu Hui took a deep breath and stopped talking. She was almost driven crazy by this man.

She changed the subject and stated the truth of the matter herself.

If she let this person continue talking, she felt that it would be strange if she didn't get angry to death today.

"You mean to say that the pit that this dog led us to dig was not filled with treasure, but human bones?"

Jiang Zhiyuan nodded and gave a look that said "you are really smart", as if he was praising a kindergarten student, and he was just short of giving Sister Xu a big red flower.

"Can you please take away that loving look in your eyes? I'm older than you, please stop thinking about being my mother every day!"

Xu Hui looked at Jiang Zhiyuan with disgust and was completely speechless at her appearance.

She really doubted whether Jiang Zhiyuan's IQ was really only that of an eight-year-old.

She thought silently in her heart: If you weren't so old, I would have spanked you a long time ago!

Jiang Zhiyuan chuckled and scratched his head embarrassedly, but was silently complaining in his heart.

Is it so obvious that she wants to be a "mother"? She just wants to show off her authority as an elder.

While the two of them were bickering, the dog had wisely spit out the bone from his mouth and sat aside obediently.

[Sister Xu, Sister Yuan is getting cocky and even dares to talk back to you. Send her to my house quickly and I will teach her a lesson for you!]

[Gouzi: Come on, praise me (?ˉ??ˉ??) I’m a great contributor! ]

[Do you know? Some people catch fish, some people catch clams. Clams are not easy to get, but they use their own flesh and blood to grind pearls, one after another...

Speaking of pearls, would you be willing to transfer ten dollars to me and buy a cup of pearl milk tea for this poor little fish? 】

[Get lost, you upstairs! We are concerned about the case, why are you trying to trick people into paying for milk tea?

My dears, I am different from her. I am sincere, so please give me 50 yuan to treat me to KFC. 】

"Yes, it's human bones! So, Sister Xu, do you have anything to say now?

You can’t blame me this time, it was you who wanted to follow the dog here!"

Jiang Zhiyuan spread out his hands, but as a result, Sister Xu lost her balance and almost fell to the ground.

Fortunately, Jiang Zhiyuan was quick-witted and pulled the person up again. Because Sister Xu lost her balance due to excessive force, she fell into her arms.

A breeze blew, and the sunlight shone through the branches and leaves onto the two of them. They hugged each other, and a dog squatted beside them, looking at them with its head tilted.

What a beautiful picture!

When the police arrived, this was the scene they saw. They almost thought they had walked into the wrong theater.

"Captain, did we come to the wrong theater? I remember we received a report of a crime, not a guest appearance."

A younger team member looked at the scene in stunned silence, apparently having not yet reacted.

The next second he received a caring slap on the head from his captain.

"What kind of nonsense are you thinking about all day? Now that you have joined the police force, can you think about something normal?

Look at Xiao He, who joined the team with you. Look how steady he is!"

After Captain Wu taught his troublesome team member a lesson, he turned his attention to another team member, Xiao He.

As a result, this glance almost made his blood pressure soar.

The police officer Xiao He, whom he had just praised, was looking at the two people hugging each other opposite him with a crazy look on his face.

If I didn't consider my professional ethics, I would probably take out my phone to take a picture right away.

"Xiao He, what are you doing?!"

Captain Wu's roar pulled Officer He back from his CP-shipping state, and he immediately looked at his captain with a serious expression.

"Captain, I am observing the expression and movements of the person reporting the case."

That serious expression made Captain Wu think that he had just seen it wrong and that he had wrongly accused this outstanding young comrade who was always thinking about solving the case.

The young policeman who had just been taught a lesson curled his lips and rolled his eyes.

At this moment he finally understood why he was always the one being criticized even though they all joined the police force together.

It turns out he just doesn't know how to pretend!

Then next time he will carry a bottle of eye drops with him.

Since the person on the other side chose to lie without batting an eyelid, he would choose to act pitifully.

I just hope that the captain won’t kick him against the wall so hard that he can’t get down.

Fortunately, his captain didn't know what the young police officer was thinking, otherwise he would have kicked him into the pit and let other teammates bury him with soil.

The actions performed by others are pitiful, but this young policeman's action is simply eye-catching, because he looks too serious, the kind of macho type of serious.

"Be more careful about the impact next time."

Captain Wu didn't know what to say now. He just made a perfunctory remark and directed his criticism at the young police officer who was standing aside and didn't dare to say a word.

"What are you laughing at? Especially you! You bring shame to our team every day.

Who was the last person who fought with the director for a large chicken leg? If you eat one less chicken leg, will you lose an arm or a leg? "

Captain Wu still gets angry whenever he mentions this matter. It's really a rotten tree that cannot be carved!

The last time there was only one chicken leg left in the cafeteria, the director and this person were getting food together, and then this person snatched the chicken leg away right before the director was about to grab it.