Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw

Chapter 208 The world kisses me with pain, I punch the world in return

"Finally the police officer found the thief's fingerprints inside the closet and found him.

The thief thought about the charges of murder and theft, and he confessed immediately.

This is how an unsolved case was avoided.”

Jiang Zhiyuan finished speaking the rest of the words in one breath, mainly because everyone already knew the first half, so the second half could be spoken quickly.

Everyone was amazed when they heard such a wonderful story, and their moods fluctuated with the content of the story.

[I think this view is a bit extreme. The aliens are purple, but Patrick and SpongeBob went to catch jellyfish together.

And the blanket of Igubigu seems to be red. After breaking it up, add minced garlic and stir-fry it until fragrant. A home-cooked dish that both the elderly and children love is ready. 】

[This story is just like what was said above, it is irrelevant, nonsense, and it also has a sense of absurdity that I am defending my thesis.]

[Ah, I think brackets can carefully explain a lot of things, but this story really cannot be explained.

(Sunny and healthy crawling) (Moderate twisting) (Tired)]

This story gave me the following feeling:

The world kisses me with pain, I give it back one punch, two punches, ninety-nine and eighty-one punches, uppercut, lowercut, left hook, right hook! 】

Sister Xu listened to the follow-up content with a bewildered look on her face. Combining it with the previous story, she actually felt:

This story makes sense!

After listening to the story, the two men began to work hard.

It’s a pity that the two people had not dug for more than 3 minutes before a note appeared underneath with “Thank you for your patronage” written on it.

This note is a reminder from the merchant to all contestants. As long as you dig this up, it means there is no treasure within at least 1m of this place.

Xu Hui stared at the note in her hand in a daze. She didn't expect her luck to be so bad.

"Sister Xu, you found the note the first time you dug it with your shovel. That's amazing!"

Jiang Zhiyuan dared to say with all his conscience that he was not in the mood to watch the fun when he said this, absolutely not!

The corner of Xu Hui's eyes twitched, and she looked at Jiang Zhiyuan with disgust.

"How dare you criticize me? Think about what happened to you before. It's just the same."

Sister Xu had no idea how this person had the courage to say this. Didn't she feel guilty at all? Didn't she feel any pain in her conscience?

Jiang Zhiyuan gave a wry smile, then stood quietly aside and acted like a quail.

Just then, a dog ran over and wagged its tail at them.

Neither of them was afraid of dogs, and the dog was quite good-looking, so they both looked over.

"Whose dog is this? It's so well-fed, its fur is so shiny and glossy."

Xu Hui was not bold enough to touch it directly, but just looked at the dog next to her happily.

"She is indeed very pretty."

The dog seemed to understand what the two of them said. When he heard being praised, his tail began to wag happily.

Then he stood up, walked three steps and looked back every three steps, as if guiding them to go somewhere.

What Sister Xu and Jiang Zhiyuan are thinking right now is:

This dog was probably raised by the owner of the orchard. It liked the two of them and now wants to take them to where the treasure is hidden.

"Sister Xu, do you want to follow?"

Jiang Zhiyuan felt that he needed to ask Xu Hui's opinion to avoid being blamed for any problems that might arise.

“Follow! Why not?”

Xu Hui's face was full of excitement. Such a good opportunity should not be missed.

So the two of them followed the dog in one direction.

This place was deep in the orchard and sparsely populated, so Gouzi took them directly to a remote corner.

Sister Xu noticed that there were fewer and fewer pedestrians on the road and this corner was becoming more and more desolate, and she suddenly had a bad feeling in her heart.

【As we all know, the less populated a place is, the more likely it is for something to go wrong. 】

[I'm already looking forward to what will happen. I'm a vicious little woman, I hope things can go smoothly. ]

[The woman upstairs is really a double-talker. Good, you have successfully attracted my attention. Come on! The woman throws herself into my arms. ]

[(flipping her hair coquettishly) (tugging her tie) (giving you a confused look) Oh, woman, you are playing with fire. ]

"Why do I feel like this situation is going in a wrong direction?"

Sister Xu leaned close to Jiang Zhiyuan's ear and whispered, her eyes scanning the surroundings with full vigilance.

"Sister Xu, this is in broad daylight, and this is not in a tomb, but in an orchard!"

Jiang Zhiyuan was speechless. Why did she feel that Sister Xu was more nervous than she was? Wasn't she the one who should be the most nervous?

You know, almost every incident was directed at her, which gave her an illusion.

You bind yourself to this system not to assign yourself tasks and earn money, but it is developed by your enemy to take your life.

If this situation happened a few decades ago, she would have been used as a negative example and paraded through the streets for trial. She is still alive today thanks to the great revolution.

"This is just... a conditioned reflex."

Xu Hui said that she has formed a conditioned reflex. After so many experiences, she now feels unsafe whenever she walks to a place with few people!

Even if I go to a crowded place, I probably won’t be able to change this bad habit for a while!

"We must have faith in this dog. It will definitely lead us to get the 500 yuan!"

Jiang Zhiyuan patted Xu Hui's shoulder encouragingly, hoping that she would have confidence in herself.

"This……"

Just as Xu Hui was daydreaming, a dog barking sounded from the front.

Xu Hui immediately looked towards that place, where the dog had dug a deep hole in the ground.

This is actually a very common thing, even inconspicuous.

But driven by the 500 yuan, both of them were very excited and immediately took out their shovels and started digging with the dog.

With the addition of people, the dog dug harder and harder, and soon the two people and the dog dug a deep hole in the ground.

Because the dog fell too hard, dust flew all over the sky.

Both men's faces and bodies were covered in dust and dirt, as if they had just finished working in the fields.

【Emoji: Let’s dig for food together. 】

[Are you sure you won't be assassinated by Sister Yuan if you post this emoticon pack? ]

[Please lock your windows and doors, and seal the sewers with cement. I'm afraid you'll be on the news tomorrow.]

[It's my fault. In this day and age, even if I post a real picture, some people still talk nonsense. Sister Yuan shouldn't be so stingy, right? ]

[If you can clean up the dust on Sister Yuan's face before making the emoticon package, I believe she won't be angry. ]

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