Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw

"Three of you are related by blood, but one of you is clearly a one-sided, single-parent relationship."

After Jiang Zhiyuan said this, her face became mysterious again. She felt that now all she needed was a beard to achieve immortality.

"If I'm not mistaken, you and the man next to you should be a couple, and that lady and that gentleman are husband and wife."

After Jiang Zhiyuan said this with the look of an accomplished person, everyone else was stunned and looked at her in disbelief.

She actually got everything right. Could she really be a living god?

[Look at how shocked they are. When they know the truth, they will be so embarrassed.]

[I'm already expecting their faces to turn into a condiment plate.]

[The anchor has no real ability at all, and relies entirely on his mouth to fool people. ]

[No, you are wrong. The anchor does have some strength, such as his luck in meeting criminals.]

"In fact, I can see that the relationship between the five of you is more than what it seems."

After saying this, she pretended to glance at the people present casually.

The expressions of those people immediately began to become colorful and extremely exciting.

The girl was the first to speak, "Can you calculate my marriage fate?"

To be honest, as a new-age college student, she was dismissive of this matter.

I'm just speaking now for fun.

"Girl, you and the zither are destined to be together, but it's a pity that you are not the master of the zither. Although you can play it sometimes, it is ultimately not your destiny."

This sentence sounded like nonsense to the three men, but it was a great shock to the two women.

How did she know this? Could it be that she really had a plan?

Suddenly, everyone present had ulterior motives.

[She is coming, she is coming, she is coming with deception. 】

[The anchor chose to go crazy between shining and getting hot, and I chose to be funny between making money and finding a partner.]

[I guess the people on the other side were all confused. They initially thought the anchor was just a charlatan, but they didn't expect that she was the real deal. ]

"Little Taoist priest, what do you mean by this?"

The girl had bitten her lower lip so hard that it was almost bleeding, and her eyes turned red as she looked at the Taoist priest in front of her.

"It doesn't mean anything, it means what it says."

Jiang Zhiyuan pretended not to understand what she was saying.

The girl gritted her teeth and said, "I know Qin and I are not meant to be together, but she and I truly love each other!"

"Is the love you thought you had for each other truly genuine and not premeditated?"

When the girl heard this, she was completely dumbfounded. She felt like she was about to collapse. How could this be possible?

"This is impossible, we are definitely in love! Sister-in-law, please say something!

Please tell me, little Taoist priest, that we two are true love, and you and my brother are just an accident."

She was unwilling to believe that this would happen.

Jiang Zhiyuan never expected that this little girl would be so brave that she would directly blow herself and her sister-in-law up.

Facing the murderous gazes of the three men, Jiang Zhiyuan quickly waved her hands and shook her head, indicating that she knew nothing.

"Don't look at me. I didn't calculate this. He said it himself."

[This reminds me of a classic saying: Husband, say something!

I didn't expect to hear something like this in this situation. Sister-in-law, please say something. It really shocked my worldview. 】

[That girl chose to be a licker between a mature woman and a sweet girl. What kind of magic potion did Xiaoqin feed her to make her so devoted to her? ]

[I am destined to be sleepless tonight. I will be immersed in this bloody drama and cannot extricate myself. ]

[The anchor hadn't even started to use his big moves yet, and they started to self-destruct. ]

Immediately, the three men's gazes shifted to the other two ladies present.

"Xiaoqin, won't you give me an explanation? You are Xiaoqian's sister-in-law!"

"Aqiang, listen to my explanation, this is not the case."

Xiaoqin reached out to pull Aqiang's sleeve, but Aqiang dodged her.

She almost stumbled and fell to the ground, but Yanyan's husband Acang reached out and held her up.

"What are you doing? Can you be a little gentler to Xiaoqin?"

Aqiang's eyes were fixed on the two people's intertwined arms, and his anger was rising.

"Xiaoqin's moans are so intimate! Are you two having an affair?"

A Qiang was furious. He felt suffocated when he thought that he might have been cuckolded twice.

He reached out to hit Xiaoqin in the face, but was stopped by Acang.

"You are a man and you want to hit a woman. Do you have any conscience?"

"Humph, she has cheated on me twice, and she still wants me to give her face. She doesn't even take a piss to look at herself, does she deserve it?"

When Akura heard someone calling her a goddess, she couldn't help but retort.

"What could Xiaoqin have done wrong? She just made a mistake that every woman in the world would make. She was just a little unfaithful. Why did you treat her like this?"

When Aqiang heard this, he became even more furious.

"I haven't said anything about you yet. Why did you let Yanyan down? Yanyan is such a good child.

If you don't want to live with him, you can just break up and I will take good care of him."

"Well, you two gay men, I've disliked you for a long time, and it turns out that you two are really together.

Bah, that's disgusting! Brothers can get together."

Soon the two men started to wrestle with each other.

[This time I once again felt the charm of Aquaman. As long as Aquaman has good skills, there is no need to worry about leaking the net. 】

[If you try to play with many boats, you will never be able to capsize. If you try to play with two boats, you will capsize sooner or later! ]

[Baby, being a sea king is not easy. There are many things to do as a sea king. People come to you every day. Being a sea king is really tiring. There are too many little babies. I just coaxed this one, and the next one is still waiting in line...]

Jiang Zhiyuan stood aside and didn't dare to say a word. She felt that if she said one more word, it would be an insult to the atmosphere.

Yanyan seemed to have just reacted and wanted to stop the fight, but was pulled back by Xiaoqian.

"Why did you seduce my brother? Do you know that this will make Xiaoqin sad?

You have already occupied another person that Xiaoqin likes, why do you want to take away Xiaoqin's husband? "

"What are you saying about me? I haven't even scolded this vixen yet. Both of my men have been seduced away by this vixen. I'm going to tickle her to death today."

"I don't allow you to say that. Xiaoqin is the best."

Soon the two men started fighting each other. Of the six people in the venue, only two stood there.

[Wouldn't it be awkward for the two of them to just stand there? How about they try to blend into the current atmosphere? ]

[One of them is thick-skinned, and the other is completely shameless. Especially the anchor, she said she felt no burden watching the show. ]

[All of this is related to Xiaoqin, but the instigator is the anchor. ]

Jiang Zhiyuan stood there, feeling mixed emotions when she heard these words.

Alas, the love between them is just a hodgepodge, with a little bit of everything in it.

"You two stop fighting, I beg you, stop fighting! I'm really not familiar with A Cang, please don't misunderstand."

Xiaoqin seemed to just react at this time. She pinched her thigh hard to force out her tears.

Then she started pretending to mediate the fight, and Jiang Zhiyuan even saw her accidentally step on Aqiang's foot.

"Stop fighting! It's all my fault!"

"Wuwuwu, if you want to hit me, just hit me. I really can't bear to see such a conflict between you two."

As soon as Xiaoqin said this, Jiang Zhiyuan knew that the taste was authentic.

“What a strong tea aroma!”

As expected, Xiaoqin rolled her eyes at her for what she said.

[As expected, a Sea King who doesn’t know the art of tea is not a good Sea King. The basic compulsory course for a Sea King is to master the art of tea. ]

[Host, is it really okay for you to complain on the spot? Aren't you afraid that others will beat you up? 】

[The host said don't panic, I can kill all these small things with one punch. ]

Soon, the police car whizzed to a stop in front of them.

As soon as Officer Qi opened the door, he saw five people fighting with each other, and Jiang Zhiyuan standing nearby watching the show and eating melon seeds.

"Didn't you say someone was committing fraud? How is this a fight?"

Jiang Zhiyuan put the peeled melon seeds back into his pocket.

Now you are the one sweeping the floor, so don’t add more workload to yourself.

Jiang Zhiyuan cleared his throat and told the whole story.

"In the end, Yanyan couldn't stand Xiaoqin's gossiping and directly dragged her into the battlefield, so the five of them ended up fighting together."

Jiang Zhiyuan pays attention to the rhythm when telling stories, and sometimes she even adds some color, which definitely makes the effect better.

The police officers present were fascinated by what was happening, but when they understood the whole story, they felt like their CPU was about to burn out.

"So that's what happened!"

After listening to this, Officer Xiaoqu looked as if he had suddenly realized something.

She worked her way up from a police officer to a criminal police officer, so she has some understanding of all kinds of bizarre cases, but few cases have such complicated emotional lines.

Soon the five people were separated and each of them was given a pair of silver bracelets.

Before they had the chance to sign the inheritance contract, a knowledgeable police officer verified it and indeed found problems with it.

Soon the five people were taken into the police car, and Jiang Zhiyuan went back again to cooperate in taking a statement.

In order to avoid leaving Sansi behind in the police station, he simply didn't bring him this time.

[Very good, I knew the anchor would be in jail again this time.]

[It is now well known that Juzi is the second largest venue for our anchors to broadcast live. 】

[What a wonderful live broadcast! It satisfies the preferences of all kinds of CP sisters. ]

[Orthopedics, male-male, male-female, female-female, sister-in-law literature, affair... If they had an age difference before, it would probably be more exciting. ]

"Director Wang, Jiang Zhiyuan has gone to take a statement again!"

The young assistant still held his tablet computer and came to report his work to Director Wang.

Director Wang waved his hands calmly this time and collapsed on the sofa, not moving a muscle.

"Okay, I see."

After experiencing this kind of thing so many times, he no longer had any interest in it.

The first time he was shocked, the second time he was very shocked, and the third time he was extremely shocked.

Then the fourth time he was numb, and the fifth time he was so numb that he wanted to cry.

He was too lazy to complain.

There are only four words to describe life: just get used to it.

"Okay, I know you can go down and follow the normal procedures."

oh!"

The assistant responded and left the room.

Director Wang sat on the sofa and picked up the cigar on the table.

"Who is this Jiang Zhiyuan? Why do I always feel like there's something weird about her?"

Director Wang lit up his cigar, took a deep breath, and then exhaled a circle of smoke.

He secretly wondered in his heart, could it be that the rival had sent someone to deal with him?

But he quickly rejected this terrible idea.

If there really is such a talent, he should not be used against me.

He is very self-aware. He is just a small shrimp in front of some big guys, and he is not worthy of experiencing such metaphysical means.

This time there was no need for Sister Xu to pick her up. Jiang Zhiyuan was allowed to pass directly. This kind of thing would happen more often, so the process could be simplified.

This is their great benefactor. Look, just one day after he left, another case was sent to them.

Jiang Zhiyuan originally wanted to take a taxi back by herself, but before she could get a taxi, the program crew directly sent her back "on the way".

While in the car, she had a video call with Director Wang.

Then along the way, Jiang Zhiyuan kept listening to Director Wang's nagging, asking her to mind her own business and stay out of trouble.

"But Director Wang, this is not something I can control. You also know that our program group is live broadcasting, and there are so many people watching in the live broadcast room.

If I really run into trouble and I just stand there and do nothing, someone will definitely scold me.”

"It's fine if they scold me, but I'm worried that they will scold the production team. I'm so loyal to the production team, I definitely can't bear to see the production team being scolded.

So I can only bear all this silently."

It was the first time that Director Wang realized that the acting skills of celebrities could be used to trick directors.

Looking at Jiang Zhiyuan's sincere eyes, Director Wang really felt like he was talking to a cow.

He sighed, stopped nagging, and spoke directly to Jiang Zhiyuan.

"Forget it, forget it. I don't want to argue with you anymore. Go back and rest first."

After hearing this, Jiang Zhiyuan immediately showed a bright smile on her face.

“Thank you Director Wang!”

In the end, she almost hung up the phone without waiting for Director Wang to do so.

What is the most important thing for a worker?

Of course it is to flatter the leader.

You will be happy only when your leader is in a good mood, and your salary will not be affected.

As long as you pay me, I will work like a slave for you.

But as long as you are no longer my salary payer, what kind of beast of burden are you?

After arriving at the destination, Jiang Zhiyuan began his daily work again, patrolling, sweeping the floor, and wiping tombstones.

Nothing happened on the third day, and everyone had a wonderful day without having to go to the police station to see them.

Jiang Zhiyuan felt that all this was a little unreal. She had actually passed the third day in peace.

[Host, please don't do this. You're scaring me. I feel like you're holding back a big move.]

[Indeed, I have the same idea. It takes a lot of accumulation to make a breakthrough. All the calmness before is for the turbulent waves later.]

[Host, show your power! The police station is still waiting for you to deliver results. ]

[Looking at the host's peaceful and calm smile, I felt it was very unreal. ]