Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw

The fans in the live broadcast room got the news in advance, so the fans nearby came to the store door and waited early in the morning.

Xu Hui and the other two put on their staff uniforms and opened the door to welcome guests.

Jiang Zhiyuan greeted her fans with a bright smile.

"Sister Yuan is alive!"

"Look, sisters, I see the outlaws!"

"Come on, Yuanbao, smile for Mommy, and Mommy will give you some candy."

"Sister Yuan, can you show us a grappling move?"

"I think it's okay, Sister Yuan, come on."

As Jiang Zhiyuan listened to what his fans said, he felt as if a few crows were flying over his head.

"You guys are such a considerate bunch of fans!"

Her gnashing of teeth was met with even more wild laughter from her fans.

Laugh, laugh, wait a minute and when you see the menu, I wonder if you can still laugh.

Her fans had no idea that a huge surprise was waiting for them, and soon the first fan started placing an order.

The girl wearing glasses held the menu in one hand and the mobile phone in the other, and felt as if someone had poured a bucket of ice water on her heart from the sky.

And this is not ordinary ice water, it is ice water transported from the Arctic.

"Sister Yuan, are you serious?"

The girl's voice was trembling and uncertain.

"if not?"

Jiang Zhiyuan stood at the ordering machine, watching her quietly, the smile in her eyes unable to be hidden.

“What about the fan friendship between us?”

The girl asked frantically.

"Oh, maybe I fed it to the dog."

Jiang Zhiyuan answered calmly.

"Good, that's very good."

"Thanks for the compliment, I know I'm fine, no need to emphasize it again."

Jiang Zhiyuan covered her face pretending to be shy.

The fan's mouth twitched, haha, forgetting that his idol was a shameless person.

"Sister, why are you so angry? What good things did Sister Yuan do?"

A young lady who was queuing behind couldn't help but come over.

The fan wearing glasses didn't want to talk at all and directly handed the menu in his hand to the girl next to him.

"Well, watch it for yourself. If you can still laugh after watching it, I respect you as a good man."

The young lady took the menu in confusion. It was just a menu, wasn't it? What was there to be surprised about?

But when she saw him, he remained silent. He really was the one she was a fan of.

"Sister Yuan, are our protagonists and their fans on the path of confrontation?"

"Hey, what nonsense are you talking about?"

[Why are they so excited? Can you show me the menu? Why am I not there? ]

[When can I invite Sister Yuan to my 18th-tier city? ]

[Sister, please change your mindset. What if Sister Yuan is accidentally brought to your side by criminals? ]

[You mean to say that you want Sister Yuan to be kidnapped by human traffickers once again? ]

[No, I didn't say that. You said that yourself.]

Jiang Zhiyuan was bored recently and watched some short videos. He found that almost all of them were his own funny videos. Even the irrelevant comments were filled with his own funny emoticons.

What? Is she useless other than being made into funny videos?

Can you praise her beauty or her skills a little more?

This way others will think she is a funny woman.

"Haha, I really believed your lies."

“I think I’m pretty weird, too.”

This one sentence refuted everything the fans wanted to say next. Since others were the ones who were trying to "flatter" them, what else could they do?

"What's your attitude towards customers? Sister Yuan, be careful or I'll report you to Sister Xu."

At this time, the girl with glasses finally remembered the big Buddha Sister Xu and decided to bring her out to scare her.

"My attitude is pretty good. Turn around and watch the VCR."

After hearing her words, all the people in the queue turned to the back and saw a few words scrolling on the electronic screen hanging at the door of the store.

"Our store promises: We will never make our customers angry."

"What if I get mad to death?"

The war against the fans has begun!

Jiang Zhiyuan called over Xie Qichen, "Come, tell this customer about our store's compensation clause."

Xie Qichen coughed dryly and spoke in a professional broadcasting tone.

“First: If you are stingy, this store will not compensate you.

Second: To help clear the intestines, our store provides toilets.

Third: It’s magnificent, and our store will give you a glass of boiled water.

Fourth: If you are so angry that you almost die, our store will give you a paper flower.

Fifth: If you are so angry that you vomit blood, our store will provide you with 120 for free.

Sixth: If you are so mad at me, our store will give you a bouquet of yellow chrysanthemums.”

"Really? Why do you treat me like this? We customers are God."

The young lady with glasses looked indignant and was determined to seek an explanation for herself.

"I'm really sorry, honey, we have overturned all previous perceptions.

Our truth is: the store owner is the real God!

Where is the applause? Where is the cheering? "

Jiang Zhiyuan raised her arms high and received the middle finger from her dear fans.

"It turns out that I am not worthy."

Jiang Zhiyuan put down his arms and folded his hands across his chest.

"I admire your self-awareness."

The fans said in unison.

[Wait, where did this guy come from? He looks handsome, but why do I feel like he's a funny guy? ]

[Sister Xu said on Weibo that this person is Sister Yuan’s assistant.]

[What the hell are these 6 store rules? My eyes went dark, and then dark again, and finally I passed out. ]

[Suddenly I want to support our CP with Sister Yuan. Who can not love a couple in the confrontation road? 】

[Then we are definitely on top! No room for rebuttal! No room for doubt!]

[Dear, Sister Yuan's fighting power is there. Can you beat her? Anyway, I can't beat her, just lie down obediently. ]

"Why do I feel like Sister Yuan is getting more and more insane? She was just a normal girl before, but she was a little weird.

How did she become like this now? What kind of stimulation did she receive from somewhere unknown to us? "

"Is it possible that she couldn't let go because she wasn't familiar with us?

Now that you've gotten to know us, are you starting to unleash your true nature?"

"I don't know, but I feel very relieved now."

Jiang Zhiyuan's fans completely disregarded her face and started discussing in front of her.

However, this change is described in the original words of Sister Xu:

This child must have suppressed his nature for too long, so he released it as soon as he had the chance.

"Good! You are so nice! Give me a cup of Deli Daiqi Yin Yangqi White Tea."

The girl with glasses looked very angry, but maybe she had been angry too many times and now she can adjust her mood well.

"Okay, we'll make it for you right away."

"Then I'll have a mocha with my monthly salary."

The young lady with glasses and the young lady who had joined in the fun didn't want to pay attention to this person at this time. They just wanted to take their milk tea and leave.