Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw

"Uncle Xu, stop mumbling there. Have you taken your blood pressure medicine today?"

The young nurse narrowed her eyes, looked at Uncle Xu who was trying to escape, and grabbed him.

"You don't take blood pressure medicine, right?"

The remaining few people watched with sympathy as Grandpa Xu was dragged away by the young nurse, and no one tried to stop him.

Otherwise, they will be the ones who are in trouble. I would rather die than let my fellow Taoist die.

Jiang Zhiyuan looked at the closed door of the nursing home with a hint of bewilderment. Was it closed so early? It was still noon!

She pushed open the door and was unexpectedly surrounded by fireworks.

"Surprise!"

"Little girl, let's cheer and sing along with me."

Sister Ying happily pulled Jiang Zhiyuan and pushed her luggage to another older sister standing beside her.

"Don't be shy, don't be afraid, this is just our normal welcome ceremony."

Before Jiang Zhiyuan could react, he was forced to spin in circles.

Several older ladies and older men nearby had already started singing, and an adapted version of "Nursing Home Welcomes You" came out of nowhere.

"The nursing home welcomes you~ We sing and dance for you, and the flowing dance steps are full of vigor. The nursing home welcomes you, and we share the joy in the sunshine..."

Jiang Zhiyuan was inspired and started jumping wildly surrounded by the crowd.

To be honest, she really didn't want to move now, but the big sister opposite obviously didn't want to let her go.

“Don’t be shy, little sister, we are all very enthusiastic.

Come on my guys give our little girl a big one."

Sister Ying was very enthusiastic. It was rare for new people to come here, so of course they had to welcome them well.

Then a rap song started playing and an old man came out with a microphone.

"Yo yo yo yo, check it out! Welcome little sister, to our nursing home!

Today is a rare time for us to gather together, and I hope you will not refuse this small token of my appreciation..."

The atmosphere at the scene was completely livened up. All the uncles and aunts were dancing crazily, swaying their bodies, and from time to time some of the aunts would sing along.

Jiang Zhiyuan was surrounded by a group of older sisters holding hands, and was forced to listen to the screams of ghosts and wolves around her.

"Is this... a nursing home? Are you sure it's not a concert?"

Is it possible that her understanding of this world is still too superficial?

Have nursing homes evolved to this point? They even have flashing lights.

[This is a nursing home. The old man just now jumped more happily than me. I can't jump to the same extent as him! ]

[That old man's rap was what really hit me. I learned rap for three years, but I was laughed at by my family. I might as well go and teach ducks.]

[That elder sister's soprano voice is truly unique, far surpassing many popular singers today.]

[I once again questioned with my soul, is this really just an ordinary nursing home? ]

"What are you doing again? Uncle Li, didn't I tell you? You can't jump around. Your heart isn't strong enough. If you get too excited, you're done for!

And you, you, stop hiding. Do you think I can't see you if you hide behind the tree? Get down from the table quickly!"

A young nurse came over with a big loudspeaker. Her voice was not loud, but it filled the entire yard in an instant when it was played through the loudspeaker.

The sudden sound broke the atmosphere, and everyone stood there in a daze, as if the pause button had been pressed.

The two older sisters walked over from behind the young caregiver and waved their hands helplessly.

"We can only hold out for so long. Xiaona won't listen to us!"

Everyone dispersed at once, and all the speakers and other things were taken away.

Now only Jiang Zhiyuan and the young nurse were left standing there looking at each other.

"These uncles and aunts are quite amazing, they are so fast!"

Jiang Zhiyuan sighed, and when she saw the young nurse beside her looking at her, she suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

"You...you don't have to worry, I'm fine, I can do it."

Jiang Zhiyuan patted his chest and assured.

The young nurse introduced herself and said that the two of them would be working together to patrol the Fourth Hospital.

The four nursing homes here can be called the four hospitals, and the two of them are responsible for patrolling the situation of the entire four hospitals.

Avoid various situations such as elderly people climbing over walls and trees, not taking medicine, fighting, secretly having relationships, etc.

Jiang Zhiyuan listened to Xiaona's introduction without changing his expression, and felt his head buzzing. This was not a nursing home but a senior citizens' college.

The above can be simply summarized as: preventing "students" from falling in love, fighting, and skipping classes.

After Xiaona helped Jiang Zhiyuan put down her luggage, she began to help her familiarize herself with her daily work.

Then she met all kinds of "weird" old men and women along the way.

[Uh, a 70-year-old man climbing a tree? With this kind of physical fitness, he still wants me to give up my seat? It’s no problem for one of you to beat ten of me, okay! ]

[Tsk tsk, a 60-year-old lady is having an online romance? She only talks about feelings and not money? Brother on the other side, do you know that the person on the other side is a lady? ]

[A 100-year-old man does barbell pushups with one hand? Are you a sports student? Or am I a sports student? ]

[I can’t take it anymore. If I continue to stay in this live broadcast room, I will question my life!

I say it again: I have had enough of the days where the elders are not as good as the elders and the younger ones are not as good as the younger ones! 】

Jiang Zhiyuan finally understood why Xiaona carried a big loudspeaker with her.

Judging from the ability of these old men and women to stir up trouble, if they didn’t bring a loud speaker, they would have lost their throats long ago.

As he was thinking about it, Jiang Zhiyuan looked with sympathy at Comrade Xiaona who was next to him and started yelling at people through the loud speaker again.

It’s such a blessing for these old people and children to have you!

Moreover, Jiang Zhiyuan discovered that the best way to intimidate these old people was:

If you don't listen, I will tell your son, your daughter, and your grandchildren to keep silent.

When you grow up, your teachers call you “parent”. When you get old, your caregivers call you “parent”.

Wherever the loudspeaker went, the uncles and aunts panicked and ran away in haste.

It is true that the idea of ​​asking parents is too powerful. They don’t want to be blamed by their own children.

That's a huge loss, especially in this circle.

When you are in the world, there is no place without circles.

There are several circles in their nursing home, and each circle will compare with each other and engage in healthy competition.

For example, there is a matchmaker circle in the Sheniuyuan next door. The more lovers you help bring together, the higher your status and the more power you have to speak.

For example, there will be martial arts competitions in the martial arts academy next door.

If you get first place, you can order other people to serve you tea and water for the whole year.

The temptation of this right is too great. Who doesn’t want to enjoy a glorious life when they are old?

The four academies have their own representatives, and you can go to them if you encounter something that you can't figure out.

These are Comrade Xiaona’s experiences. Comrade Jiang Zhiyuan listened with great interest and expressed that he had learned a lot.