Fast forward to two and a half years old: The villain boss is obsessed with raising cubs
Chapter 446: The Stupid NPC Cub 15 and 16 in the Infinite Stream
Standing in a kitchen that had not been used for hundreds of years, Shixuan looked at some unfamiliar tools around him, feeling a little confused and not knowing where to start.
After thinking for a moment, the manager typed the first question in the ghost forum word by word.
[How to make delicious little cakes that pups love to eat? (Note: pups under three years old)]
The other ghosts were a little confused when an account with a five-star mark posted such a question.
【what's the situation? This is a five-star boss, right? Or is there something wrong with my account? 】
[Could it be that the boss’s account has been stolen? 】
[Are you stupid upstairs? Whoever dares to steal the account of a five-star boss will have his head caught in the door. 】
[Big boss raising a cub? Is this reasonable? ]
There are high-level players and low-level players, and ghosts also have levels.
Five-star is the highest level among ghosts. Being able to reach this level proves that the owner of the account is absolutely powerful.
Similarly, it is very difficult to achieve five-star status. The number of five-star accounts is very small, so any post posted by a five-star account will quickly become a hot post.
However, looking at the oversimplified and even childish content in the post, the ghosts felt that something was wrong.
[I wonder if the boss is playing metaphors with us? For example, he compares the players to small cakes and the cubs to the boss himself, and is actually asking what new tricks he has to torture the players to please himself.] Some ghosts began to over-interpret.
[Hiss, I think it makes sense. 】
[Damn it, the boss is so scary, and even his posts are so profound? I actually didn't understand the deep meaning behind the boss. It seems that I still need to practice more. 】
But some people also raised objections: [Is it possible that the boss really just wants to know how to make small cakes? 】
However, as soon as this statement was made, it was ridiculed and attacked by the ghosts.
[How is it possible? How could the boss do something that is not in line with his status at all? 】
[Don't judge others by yourself. The boss is already a five-star, how could he still have a cub? This is too unworthy of the boss's level. ]
[That's right, don't judge the big guys by yourself. How can we weaklings think the same as the big guys? ]
[Boss, look at me. I recently came up with a new way of playing the game, which scared the players to the point of crying for their fathers and mothers. No one passed the level, and they all stayed and became NPCs. [Video][Picture][Picture]]
The scenes in the video are so bloody that one can't help but feel chills running down one's spine. However, in the eyes of these ghosts, it is a most pleasant sight.
Afterwards, the comments below gradually went astray and began to post various videos and pictures of himself torturing players, which can be called a large-scale execution scene.
Shixuan frowned as he looked at the comments that were refreshed in less than a minute.
What's going on? Are these guys putting aside their reading comprehension skills?
[What I’m asking is how to make small cakes. 】The timing couldn't help but be emphasized again.
After the ghosts and monsters who were originally discussing the post in a lively manner saw the second statement in the sequence, they stopped moving their hands and their minds were working rapidly for two seconds.
Then question marks popped up like mushrooms after rain.
【I am not wrong, right? 】
[If what you see is the same as what I see, then you are probably reading it right. 】
[Boss, what’s wrong with you? If you were kidnapped, just blink. 】
Make delicious little cakes for the cubs?
Cub? small cake? ? ? !
Can such cute, sweet, fragrant and soft words come from the mouth of a five-star boss?
If you ask how to make poison that the cubs like to eat, the ghosts are barely newbies.
Can you make small cakes for the cubs? The ghosts didn't want to believe it, but they couldn't help but believe it.
Simply outrageous.
But it's outrageous, and the boss's questions still need to be answered, just in case you fall into the lap of the boss.
A group of ghosts began to talk nonsense.
[If you want to make small cakes, use flour. 】
[There are also milk and eggs, mix them well, and then bake them together? 】
[Do we need to add coal? I remember there was a kind of cake that was black.]
【…】
Most ghosts have no experience in making desserts and can only rely on their own imagination and guess, resulting in a wide variety of answers.
What if they guessed right? With this thought in mind, the ghosts spoke without hesitation. One second they said it should be heated up, and the next second they said it should be frozen. There were too many contradictory statements.
Shiji looked at every answer seriously and tried it seriously.
Then the kitchen exploded.
Fortunately, Timing escaped quickly, otherwise it would have been more than just an explosion in the kitchen.
After implementing the ghosts' suggestions, Shi Ji was in a low mood for a while.
Then I saw the five-star account in the forum silently updated the new message: [I tried what you said, but it didn’t work. 】
[Um... Then there's nothing we can do about it, boss. It's not that we won't help you, it's just that this is not our advantage area. 】
There are priorities and specialties. If you ask how to make a player bleed, they will definitely be able to give him a lot of useful tips.
Finally, an inconspicuous low-level account uploaded a small cake tutorial video with detailed procedures and text to solve the problem of timing.
According to the above teaching, the timing strictly followed the video requirements bit by bit, and after going through many difficulties, I finally made a small cake that satisfied me.
Not bad.
Timing finally showed some smile.
【Thank you. You can come to me if you have any questions in the future. 】
After sending this message to the ghost who posted the video, Shixu carefully picked up the cake and planned to go home, completely unaware that his child was about to be taken away.
On the seventh floor, Miaomiao was playing with toys in the game room specially prepared for her by Shijiu.
Hungry struck again, the little guy touched his belly and looked at the door eagerly.
"Why hasn't uncle come back yet?"
Didn’t you say you want to bring delicious food to Miaomiao?
The little cub, who couldn't wait any longer, looked at Ye Xiuer eagerly.
Miaomiao is hungry and needs to take a shower.
Ah this...
Ye Xiuer was a little hesitant.
She can't rush the manager.
But looking around, there was nothing edible.
They have stopped eating ordinary food as ghosts for a long time. Firstly, ordinary food is not as good as energy balls in improving their strength. Secondly, they simply don't have this awareness.
After all, it is a consensus that ghosts don't eat. But who would have thought that there would be a little ghost who doesn't play by the rules.
After thinking about it, Ye Xiuer could only coax Miaomiao in a soft voice:
"Be good, can we bear with it a little longer? Your Excellency will be back soon."
Miaomiao groaned and could only hold her belly and reluctantly agreed.
There's nothing you can do if you don't agree.
When will Miaomiao be able to fill her stomach?
I was rolling around on the ground boredly, and suddenly I seemed to see something at the door.
Ok?
The little kid got up from the ground, tilted his head and stared at the door. He saw a little paper man sneaking in through the door with both hands and feet.
Huh? A moving little person? !
The little fat boy's eyes widened in surprise, watching the villain avoid Ye Xiuer's sight and sneakily run toward him.
Miaomiao stretched out her hand, and the little man climbed onto the cub's little hand.
"Miaomiao? Miaomiao?" Ye Xiuer looked at the little cub with its back turned to her strangely.
Miaomiao immediately came to her senses, subconsciously hid the little person, and said with a guilty conscience: "What's the matter? Teacher Xiuxiu."
"Nothing, I just wanted to ask Miaomiao, do you want to play with this doll together?" Ye Xiu'er held the doll in her hand.
Miaomiao held the doll in her arms, but she was thinking about the little man in her heart.
This was the first time the little guy had seen a moving paper figurine.
However, the little paper man seemed to not want Teacher Xiuxiu to see it.
The kid was so absorbed in talking to the little paper man that he had no interest in playing with the doll. He glanced at Ye Xiu'er again.
Of course Ye Xiu'er noticed Miaomiao's frequent glances at her and felt a little puzzled.
"What's wrong Miaomiao?"
"Teacher Xiuxiu, Miaomiao is sleepy. Is it okay if she wants to sleep?"
The fat boy is not very skilled at lying.
Ye Xiu'er didn't doubt it. After all, they had been playing for quite a while, and they had just experienced the incident with Alexia. It was understandable that the little guy was tired.
So she nodded, took Miaomiao back to her own bedroom, and put the little cub into her coffin bed.
"Go to sleep. If you have any problem, just call the teacher. Got it?"
With her hands behind her back, hiding the little paper figurine, Miaomiao nodded vigorously, saying sweetly and obediently, "Okay."
Its soft little appearance is particularly attractive.
"good."
After rubbing the cub's soft and fluffy hair, Ye Xiuer turned off the light and left.
After hearing the sound of the door closing and confirming that Ye Xiuer had left, Miaomiao couldn't wait to take out the little paper figure, staring at it with her round eyes without blinking.
"Hey, hey, can you talk?"
Miaomiao seemed to mistake the little paper man for an elf in a fairy tale.
"Miao Miao, it's me, I'm Brother Gu Nan."
The little paper man suddenly spoke, and the first voice he spoke was a familiar one.
This is Gu Nan remotely controlling the little paper man and transmitting messages to Miaomiao through the little paper man.
Miaomiao was startled and immediately threw the little paper man away.
The little paper man fell down with a thud.
On the other side, Gu Nan, who was empathizing with the little paper man, covered his chest and controlled the little paper man.
Miaomiao then realized that it was Gu Nan that she had knocked over, and quickly picked him up, "Brother, why are you here?"
"You disappeared suddenly, and Brother Lou and I were worried, so we sneaked up here. Miaomiao, come with us, otherwise that manager will definitely enslave you, making you work every day, and not giving you a break if you don't work."
As Gu Nan spoke, he seemed to see in a concrete way his own fat little cub looked pitiful with a head of messy curly hair, doing tasks as a social animal every day, and then being chased around and screaming by players. He felt even more distressed.
Little Miaomiao, who had hardly done any work, tilted her head and said, "But, uncle doesn't let Miaomiao work now."
Not only do I not have to work, but there is also someone to play games with me.
Miaomiao is very satisfied with her current life and has no plans to leave for the time being.
I thought the difficulty might be with the manager, but I didn't expect that I would get stuck just after taking the first step.
"But...but that won't work. There are ghosts everywhere. How can you accept it, Miaomiao?"
Gu Nan, who put on the filter of an old father, simply couldn't bear to have his child staying on the seventh floor.
"But..." The little fat boy said weakly, pointing at himself, "Miao Miao is also a ghost."
It would be really dangerous if ghosts and players were together.
After all, ghosts and players have always been on opposite sides.
Gu Nan: "..."
It made so much sense that he couldn't refute it for a moment.
Gu Nan turned his gaze towards Lou Mu.
Lou Mu: "I'll come."
So he gained actual control of the little paper man.
When Miaomiao listened again, the little paper man had changed his voice.
"Miao Miao, do you want to eat some cake?"
Lou Mu grasped the little cub in a second.
Miaomiao's eyes lit up.
Think about it, why don’t you think about it?
"In addition to small cakes, uncle also has candies, cheese sticks, jellies, whatever you want to eat."
If the small cake made Miaomiao waver, then the cheese sticks and jelly that Lou Mu mentioned later completely made the little girl's heart flutter.
But Miaomiao was still rational. The kid pinched his little index finger and emphasized: "Miaomiao will only eat a little bit and then come back."
Lou Mu agreed without hesitation: "Of course, Miaomiao, if you want to leave, you can leave at any time."
No matter what, let’s trick the little guy over here first.
As for the future, Lou Mu knew very well that kids of this age were greedy and playful, so the worst that could happen was that he could just use other things to coax the little guy.
Little Miaomiao, who had no idea of the evil nature of human hearts, was completely moved and nodded, "Then let's go now."
The cub, who had been hungry for a while, was already very greedy.
"Miao Miao, wait at the door now, we will pick you up in a while."
"Ok!"
The kid pushed open the lid of the coffin and climbed out excitedly.
"Speak quietly, don't talk, and be quiet." Lou Mu warned.
"Ok."
Miaomiao obediently lowered her voice and spoke softly, tiptoeing on her little feet without making any sound.
Ye Xiuer was guarding the door when she felt a shadow falling in front of her. When she looked up, she saw a strange man. Feeling the yang energy on the other person, she suddenly realized that he was a player. She widened her eyes and was about to take action when she felt a pain in the back of her head and then lost consciousness.
Gu Nan ignored Gu Nan who was lying on the ground. He pushed open the door and saw little Miaomiao waiting at the door.
Miaomiao was extremely nervous when she saw Ye Xiuer lying on the ground.
"Teacher Xiuxiu? Teacher Xiuxiu, what's wrong with you?"
"Don't be afraid, she just fainted temporarily, she will be fine." Lou Mu comforted Miaomiao.
Miaomiao was worried: "Really?"
"Really? Or should I wake her up?"
Miaomiao said seriously: "Okay."
Miaomiao can't feel at ease until the teacher wakes up.
Lou Mu had no choice but to use props to immobilize Ye Xiuer first, and then wake her up.
After waking up, Ye Xiuer moved her body, but found that she couldn't move.
what happened?
Before I could figure out what was going on, I looked up and saw the two players running away with their kids in their arms.
No, that's not possible.
Ye Xiuer raised her leg and wanted to chase after him, but she forgot one thing, she was still tied up by props, so she could only wait for Shixu to come back.
And the time sequence at the other end is also going up step by step.
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