99th generation villain, the reborn queen is crazy about me

"Puff~~Puff" a series of mechanical farts came, and Ye Feng was blown into a big afro.

He quickly dodged Ye Jianbai's back, covered his nose with disgust and said: "Cousin, don't rush towards me..."

But how could Ye Jianbai control his own body?

Yan Zhier's little poisonous insect was guiding his movements...

Ye Jianbai really couldn't help it, and finally used his ultimate move, "Puff..." a large lump... suddenly flew out and hit Ye Feng in the face, completely washing his head.

"vomit...!"

A group of people retreated quickly, covering their noses, their eyes full of disgust. Some women were so irritated that they vomited on the spot and ran away madly without even looking back.

Ye Feng was the worst. He stood there with a dull look on his face. He wiped the dirt on his face and licked it unconsciously with his tongue. It seemed... a little salty???

It was unknown how long it took before the two unconscious people were carried into an ambulance and sent to the nearest hospital.

In the operating room, several doctors gathered in a circle and looked at the two "magical creatures" curiously. Some of them were stunned. They looked at each other and endured the nausea to clean up the two of them.

Several doctors just wanted to separate the two, but they couldn't do it despite their great efforts. The two were stuck together like a spring. When they looked down, they found that Ye Jianbai's small enoki mushrooms were tightly hooked on Ye Feng's pants.

Not only did this pull fail to separate the two, but Ye Feng was instead knocked unconscious... His eyes rolled back, he frowned in pain, and fainted again.

"Professor Yang, the patient has no vital signs. Should we use electric shock therapy?" Several doctors looked at the bald doctor in the middle with confusion and asked slowly.

"Electricity! There is no one that I, Yang Yongdian, cannot save!"

Several doctors gathered in a circle, holding CPR devices and continuously shocking Ye Jianbai, causing the two of them to twitch.

Feeling the life of the little poisonous insect in the other person's body slipping away, Yan Zhier grinned playfully and decided to give Ye Jianbai the final blow. But when she put her hands together and silently chanted a spell, a strong light began to burst out from her body.

The small poisonous insect thousands of miles away was moving around in Ye Jianbai's body like a last gasp. He was controlled and twitched violently. He stood up instantly, pulled away the electric shock device, kicked with his left leg, kicked Yang Yong in the middle and sent him flying, and shouted loudly: "Ah, hit him!"

"How dare you! I am a stupid immortal who came down from the Celestial Seat. How dare you be so rude?"

"Hahaha! Be reformed, you foolish mortals!" Ye Jianbai laughed like a madman, with a distorted expression on his face. He seemed to be possessed by a demon, and started dancing tango on the ground... jumping around the crowd like a gorilla.

???

Several doctors looked at each other...and stood there in a daze. This was the first time in their lives that they had seen such a magical creature.

Yang Yongdian rubbed his aching buttocks, supported his broken eyes, and frowned angrily...

What kind of species is this?

Are you sure it's not mental illness?

I am a professor of surgery, not the director of a mental hospital!!!

"What are you staring at? This guy has already gone beyond the scope of human beings."

"Quick! Hold him down, wrap him in plaster and send him to the mental hospital next door!" Yang Yongdian yelled at several doctors, picked up the electric shock device again, and attacked Ye Jianbai fiercely.

But Ye Jianbai suddenly jumped up and appeared behind Yang Yongdian like a ghost, and suddenly shouted: "Ah Da! The stupid immortal is here! Are you dumbfounded, old bald donkey?"

He swung both palms at the sides of Yang Yongdian's waist and grabbed his waist. With a wailing "Ouch", he took off all his clothes.

The other male doctors were dragged away by Ye Jianbai and thrown aside...

Just when Ye Jianbai wanted to do something, Yang Yongdian rolled to the side in pain, picked up the electric shock device and smashed it on Ye Jianbai's butt. Then, a group of male doctors pounced on Ye Jianbai as if they had telepathy, and pressed him down like a pyramid.

"Hahaha! You've made me laugh to death! You deserve it!" Yan Zhier, who was thousands of miles away, recorded this scene through the surveillance camera. She laughed sweetly like a silver bell, with a sly smile on her lips.

"I haven't had enough fun yet, but unfortunately... after my poisonous insect is refined, Ye Gou, hehe..."

After Yan Zhier's insect control disappeared, Ye Jianbai's mind gradually returned to normal. As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a group of white thighs... He thought he had fallen into a group of women. Joy suddenly welled up in his eyes. He was shocked by this sudden surprise and was unable to recover.

But then... after staring at several male doctors face to face for a few seconds, his face turned pale, as if he had seen a ghost, and his head almost hit the ceiling of the cave, and he shouted: "You are disrespectful old bastards who take advantage of others! My innocence!"

After that, he slapped a few people and slapped a few big guys...

Yang Yongdian gnashed his teeth in hatred, and regardless of whether Ye Jianbai was normal or not, he picked up the electric shock device again and rushed over... But he didn't pay attention to the wires under his feet, tripped and flew out, and the two electric shock devices fell directly on Ye Jianbai's two testicles without holding them...

Almost turned into a baked egg...

Ye Jianbai screamed in pain, holding his head to dodge, and just as he was about to run, he was grabbed tightly by several people, and his mouth was stuffed with smelly socks...

Seeing that the other party was hesitant and unable to break free, Yang Yongdian let out a long sigh, picked up the plaster in the house, and ordered everyone to control Ye Jianbai.

"Wuwuwu..." When had Ye Jianbai ever suffered such humiliation? He raised his head, his face distorted and ferocious like a ghost, staring at Yang Yongdian fiercely. He wanted to speak... but his mouth was full of stinky socks, which made his skull almost burst.

"Why are you yelling? Can't you be patient? Aren't you a stupid immortal?"

"That's right, ah yes, you are indeed an idiot..." Yang Yong clapped his hands in relief, held his broken eye, and quickly walked to Ye Jianbai. With a "snap", he quickly gave him two big pockets, cursing:

"You called me a bald donkey? When I was young, at least I was the most popular boy in the class. Look at you... not only is your skin as black as charcoal, but you're also a big boiled egg."

"The eye sockets are dark, I guess he is a boiled egg with kidney deficiency"

Yang Yongdian thought Ye Jianbai was mentally ill, so he didn't think too much about it and vented all his anger with a curse.

Ye Jianbai watched helplessly as his body was half-wrapped in plaster. He felt a black screen before his eyes, and his blood was surging in his chest. He almost fainted...

"When I get out of the operating room, I will definitely take off the heads of you old bastards!" Ye Jianbai cursed in his heart. He thought that Yang Yongdian and his men would push him out of the operating room and send him to the inpatient department, but the next scene made him dumbfounded...