Could it be that he is a little cub who is not loved by his mother?

When it comes to his mother, several people find it difficult to speak.

In the end, Dao Minghang explained, "Your mother...died of illness."

Daoming Si was stunned.

"Oh...never mind. The dead can't be resurrected."

Jiang Meiling quickly changed the subject, "Well, it seems that you have indeed lost more than a little memory. You even forgot your parents... Then let me ask you, do you have a favorite celebrity?"

"Oh, a star, I have one I like. Doctor Body!"

"What?"

"It's those three handsome boys. I like Yangyu Qianxi the best!"

"Ah?" Jiang Meiling was stunned again.

Potato Qianxi?

"How about calling him Yi Yang Qianxi?! Besides, TFBOYS debuted in 2013. How can you, a guy born in the 90s, like them?" Could it be that his brain traveled to the future?

"2013? What year is it now?"

“It’s 1990.”

"Oh……"

"Oh, I won't ask you about celebrities anymore. I'm asking you, what zodiac sign do you like in girls?"

Daoming Si thought for a moment and said, "Beautiful!"

Jiang Meiling: ...

Has his brain evolved or degenerated?

"I'm asking you what zodiac sign you like! Not what you look like!"

"Oh! I see, I like meat!"

"What the hell is this meat thing?" Jiang Meiling was going crazy.

"Aren't human hearts made of flesh? Keep asking. I think you are the one who has lost your memory." Daomingsi shook his head helplessly.

The scene was a bit messy and Jiang Zixiao had fainted from laughing.

"Sister, he won't understand if you ask him like this, so why not write it down?"

Jiang Meiling reluctantly picked up the pen and paper again.

Then write down two words - hospital.

"Come, let's see how to read these two words."

Daoming Si took the paper and looked at it. Isn't this simple? "Ten thousand."

Everyone:? ? ?

"Ten thousand? You call that ten thousand?"

"Well, isn't it?" Daomingsi felt that there was nothing wrong with his answer.

Jiang Meiling concluded, "Uncle, please contact a foreign doctor immediately. My cousin's condition... doesn't seem like he's acting, but rather like he's really stupid. Oh, and he's also lost his memory."

"I told you! You stay up late every day to check your phone, and you don't even know who's on it! You unfilial son! Staying up late is very bad for your phone, but you just don't listen!"

Dao Minghang said this and picked up the cane again.

Everyone worked together to dissuade him again.

“Hey, I don’t think this father is my biological father. He always scolds me for being an unfilial son and wants to beat me… They say that the palms and backs of the hands are all made of flesh. A child without a mother is like a straw. I think I understand.” Daomingsi shook his head and was about to pull out the needle in his hand.

Jiang Meiling saw that something was wrong and quickly held the other person down, "What are you doing?"

"Don't stop me, I want to go find my real father."

"Cousin, cousin, don't be like this. This is really your father. He is just angry and confused. How about this, I ask you questions and you answer them?"

Daomingsi liked Jiang Zixiao the first time he saw him, so when the other party said that something was going to happen to him, Daomingsi really didn't try to pull out the needle.

"go ahead."

"Make a sentence. Can you make a sentence?"

"I can."

"Well, (I am) _____ plus one word."

“Oh, I’m Chinese.”

"No, no, just add one word! One word. Not so many words." Jiang Zixiao explained. This cousin's IQ is really worrying.

"Oh, that's easy, I'm a human!" Hehe, Daomingsi answered and smiled.

"Okay, I am a human. OK, then continue. (I am a human)_____ add one word, please answer."

“I am a human being.”

"No, didn't we agree to add only one word? Why did you add so many words?" I'm so tired, let my sister ask instead, I don't want to ask anymore. TT

"Oh, I'm not a human. Hehe, is that okay?" Daomingsi smiled confidently.

"Okay, very good, go ahead, (I am not a human)_____ add a word to form a sentence."

"I understand. Let me think about it. Is it not a human being, but a seed?"

“…Just add one word!!” Ah, he wanted to be quiet.

"Oh, am I a human being?"

Jiang Meiling: “Pfft…” What’s the difference between human and not human? It changed from being a human to not being a human, hahaha.

"Go on, (Am I a human)____ plus a word to form a sentence! Remember, one word!" Oh, I'm so tired.

"Well, I am a human being."

"..."Uncle, why don't you hit him, Jiang Zixiao was going crazy, "Cousin, add one word." Jiang Zixiao was too tired to even explain.

"Is my mother a human?" Daomingsi answered the question carefully. After all, his mother died of illness, so this sentence was correct, right?

Jiang Meiling: "Pfft..." It feels like a son is scolding his mother. If Lu Xin Ning knew about this, she would definitely come up and give her son a beating.

"(Is my mother a human?)____ plus 1 word."

"My aunt is not a human being."

Jiang Meiling: Okay, this time we’re talking about my aunt again. So, Daomingsi, who is your aunt?

(Author: I've been confused.)

"(Is my aunt a person)_____ plus 1 word."

"My aunt is not a human being! Hehe." Daomingsi felt that he was really awesome.

"Okay, I won't ask any more. If I keep asking, I feel like all my Taoist relatives are going to come and beat me up!" Jiang Zixiao announced that he was leaving and couldn't ask any more questions. After examination, it was found that his cousin was stupid and had lost his memory.

"Thank you for your hard work. I will quickly contact a brain doctor abroad to do a comprehensive examination for my son!"

Dao Minghang said this, then stood up and left.

He felt that if he didn't leave, he would no longer be a human being.

"Hey, are you all leaving? Aren't you going to stay and take care of me?" Daomingsi watched everyone leave one by one in silence.

"Hey, Beep, you go too."

"Pooh!" Just as Jiang Meiling was about to leave, she heard Daomingsi speak from the back of her head.

"Who are you calling 'Beep'? I'm telling you, my name is 'Beep (Jiang Meiling) --, Beep (Jiang Meiling) --, Beep (Jiang Meiling) --' Do you understand? Amnesiac boy!"

"Oh..." Daomingsi looked at Jiang Meiling speechlessly. She had just kept saying "beep, beep, beep". How could someone keep calling herself "beep"?

Oh, what a weird family.

By the way, what did she say her last name was?

It seems to be... Jiang?

Ginger beep?

Ginger beep?

Ginger beep beep?

What a strange name.

Daomingsi returned to his bed helplessly.

Anyway, no matter what's going on, he should just go to sleep first.

Out of the hospital gate.

The voice of 005 came into Jiang Meiling's mind.

System 005: Host, you have 1 hour and 30 minutes left to complete the task.

Jiang Meiling: I don’t want to complete the mission. I beep as soon as I open my mouth. People who don’t know me would think I’m Ultraman, beeping over there.

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