Superman in Marvel: Practicing Devouring Techniques, Unrivaled in the Universe

"Johnny boy wants to beat us up? Him?"

A skull flew out from the other side of the portal.

He was wearing a tattered Deadpool mask, with only an oxidized neck bone swinging back and forth under his head.

A pair of bulging eyes looked up at the sky, saw the exhaust of Thunderbolt, and immediately shouted loudly: "Damn it, this kid ran away after saying something cruel!"

"Simply more shameless than any of us!"

"Guys, we have to catch him and hand him over to the tigress Cassandra. She'll eat this guy up!"

The Dead Head, also known as the Skull Head Deadpool, shouted loudly to the other Deadpools behind him, or behind his head.

The Deadpools on the other side also responded.

A child-sized Deadpool said, "We should put honey in his donut so Cassandra will keep licking his donut, from the front all the way to the very inside!"

"Oh, boy Deadpool, I just like your bad ideas." More and more Deadpools walked towards the portal with double guns or swords.

Among them is a female Deadpool with a curvy figure.

There’s also Golden Age Deadpool wearing a gas mask.

There are also Cowboy Deadpool, Baby Deadpool, Ronin Deadpool, Zen Deadpool...

Hundreds of Deadpools walked towards the portal.

The red tights are connected into one piece.

Like a group of lunatics who had just escaped from a mental hospital wall.

"Shit, he must have run far away. I have an idea. How about we follow him and find where the survivors are hiding? I want them to listen to my ghost stories all night long."

"If we find any survivors, we must inform Cassandra, the tigress, first. The price she offers is not cheap."

"Then inform Cassandra first, and then tell the ghost story."

"Go, go, go! Go poke their donuts!"

"Wait, these people are Johnny's companions, right? They are the survivors, so why should we chase Johnny?" Finally, Deadpool noticed Leon and others.

Deadpool is this kind of weirdo who only lives in his own world.

They are indifferent to everything except their own little world around them and the things they care about.

"Wait, look behind that guy pretending to be Superman! That's fucking Peter!"

"Peter?"

"Peter?"

"Where's Peter?"

"Fuck! It's really Peter! And there's one, two, three, three damn things!"

"My favorite Peter is here!"

A group of murderous Deadpools suddenly widened their eyes.

One can imagine how clear their eyes were behind the masks at this moment.

This is Peter!

"God... I have a bad feeling." Spider Garfield met the gazes of hundreds of Deadpools and his scalp tingled.

"Me too..." Toby Spider wasn't much better.

The two of them took a step back silently and hid behind Leon together.

"How come there are so many Deadpools... Leon, Leon, don't let them come over!" Garfield Spider pleaded.

On the other side of the portal, the Deadpools were stunned for a few seconds by the unexpected joy, and then they all rushed towards the portal like crazy.

They shouted and screamed and scrambled.

He even drew his knife and chopped off the head of the man in front of him.

Just to be the first to rush out of the portal.

To hold his sweet little Peter.

On this side of the portal, Deadpool's eyes turned into hearts and he swooped down towards Peter.

"Peter, here I come!"

"F*ck!" Garfield cursed, "Why are all the Deadpools staring at us like perverts!?"

He hugged Leon from behind and said, "Hurry up and think of a solution, Leon! Otherwise, you will be kissed by Deadpool together with us!"

Tony Spider didn't say much, he just followed and hugged Leon.

"You guys!?" Wanda on the side widened her eyes.

"Let's go." Gwen pulled Wanda and quietly retreated. The scene that followed was too bloody and not suitable to watch.

"Deadpool! It's Deadpool!" The Dutch Spider on the other end was so scared that his eyebrows jumped.

"Mr. Stark, save me!" He subconsciously hid behind the person he trusted most, Tony.

"What? What happened? Is Deadpool scary?" Tony was caught off guard.

"Every Deadpool has his own Peter, and Peter is also a 'legendary' figure in every Deadpool's world..." Leon explained.

"They all like Peter very much."

He looked down at the two hands that were around him and said, "But do you have to be so exaggerated?"

"If you were surrounded by a hundred people, each of whom left wet kisses on your face, pressed dirty handprints on your body, and even touched your spider eggs, and these people were all deadpools with garlic in their mouths, would you still feel okay, Leon!"

Garfield Spider shouted: "If it doesn't matter, then let's join in! I guarantee they will like Superman too!"

As he shouted, he hugged Leon tighter, fearing that Leon would run away.

"Okay, Peter, stop talking. It makes me sick."

The corner of Leon's mouth twitched, and he waved his hand to close the portal.

More than a dozen limbs that had stretched out of the portal were chopped off.

Then Leon raised his head and shot a thermal vision, destroying the dead head that was diving at him like a bomber.

After being penetrated by the thermal vision, the dead head fell while shouting Peter's name sadly, like the male protagonist who committed suicide for love in a love story.

"It's incomprehensible, incomprehensible, and crazy." Even Tony, who had experienced many ups and downs, felt his sphincter tighten.

Peter and the others all breathed a sigh of relief, took off their hoods and wiped the cold sweat from their foreheads.

"Thanks, Leon, you saved our lives again." Garfield Spider and Toby Spider finally let go of Leon.

"You're welcome." Leon shook his head and smiled.

He could hear that in a hiding place a few kilometers away, hundreds of Deadpools were riding on motorcycles, stepping on the accelerator to the bottom, and rushing towards this side.

On the road of charging for love, he would like to call Deadpool the strongest.

Little Peter wants to escape, and you want to drag him into the water? Not happening.

Leon has already prepared the recording equipment, waiting for those Deadpools to come over and kiss Peter passionately.

"Oh! Peter!" Deadpool, who was being held and poked hard by Wolverine, suddenly howled.

Peter and the others were all like frightened birds, and they trembled with fear.

After realizing it was the real Deadpool, they turned around and ignored him.

But Deadpool is still howling.

He howled as Wolverine poked him, "You guys said my kiss tasted like garlic, are you serious? You must be joking, right? Oh, my heart is about to break!"

Wolverine dug a claw into Deadpool's throat, interrupting his barking: "Just break it, you idiot!"

"Fuck! Can't you let me communicate with my dear Peter?" Deadpool stabbed Logan's waist with his baby knife.

The Peters shook their heads speechlessly.

Garfield even pointed at the side of his face and whispered, "My face still stinks! Damn, to say it smells like garlic is an understatement, it smells like a garbage can!"

Hearing this, Gwen and Wanda silently walked a few steps to the side, further away from Peter and the others.