A dark villain came to Jinting Bulaoxiang
Chapter 59: The Fox Fairy Appears
Sikong Yan and Shui Qinglian were sitting there and when they heard the sound of killing chickens, they felt very annoyed and wanted to drink a glass of wine to relieve their annoyance!
"You didn't let them come, but they came anyway!" Shui Qinglian smiled bitterly.
Sikong Yan snorted coldly and stood up: "Humph, they asked for it! Let's go and have a drink!"
"What?" Shui Qinglian was anxious when she heard it: "You can't touch even a drop!"
The two walked outside while talking: "I heard that drinking alcohol helps you sleep better, so I'll have a small drink!" Sikong Yan made a circle the size of a peanut with his hand.
"No!" Shui Qinglian was like a housekeeper's daughter-in-law. She held Sikong Yan's hand and said, "Did you hear Sikong Zhuzhi?"
"Then I'll take a sip! Just a sip. Don't worry, I won't die with you around! My heart is too confused, I want some peace!" Sikong Yan waved his hand away and went straight down the stairs. In the past, it was Lan Xi, and now it is Si Zhe. Is this his fate?
When the maids saw Sikong Yan and Doctor Shui coming out tugging at each other, they flew over like a group of fluttering butterflies, knelt in front of him and said pitifully, "Young Master, the Emperor ordered us to come here, please don't chop off our legs!"
"Go and clean up those corpses and clean up the mansion! I won't pursue the matter any further." Sikong Yan ordered coldly!
The maids looked at each other. After all, the body was left for them to deal with. They had no choice but to obey weakly: "Yes!"
Sikong Yan glanced at Shui Qinglian and said, "You idiot, bring my horse here!"
"Wow!" Shui Qinglian blinked. He couldn't believe that this bamboo branch actually asked him to lead the horse: "Just understand, I am a doctor, not a groom."
"Almost the same. Don't they all have the character 'husband' in them?"
Shui Qinglian pointed at him, "Okay, okay, almost! Almost!" That's right, all the guards in the mansion were dead, and there was no one else to lead his horse. He walked towards the stable helplessly: "Lead the horse, lead the horse..."
Even the water doctor became a groom, and the maids stood up and walked towards the soldiers' camp.
Sikong Yan and Shui Qinglian were like down-and-out scholars, riding their horses leisurely on the street, looking for wine to drink.
For an entire afternoon, Emperor Yuxuan was circling around Sizhe. He was not taking care of him, but wanted to observe this man from Jinting and see what was different about him.
He walked to the side of the dragon couch, bent over and observed carefully—
The unique scent was so strong that Sizhe could smell it even when he was holding his breath. Sizhe was disgusted: "Go away! Don't stand in front of me, don't you know that you smell bad?"
Emperor Yuxuan had no idea what he was thinking. He continued to watch Sizhe mutter to himself, "There's nothing different! Same hair, same eyes, same nose, same mouth!" He straightened up and seemed to have suddenly realized, "Oh! I see, maybe there's an extra toe!"
He bent down again and reached out to take off Sizhe's socks. Wow, this little foot is so white and tender, so cute, but there are no six toes. He seemed a little disappointed and threw away the socks. He continued to look at it. He looked at every part, but didn't feel any difference. He thought and thought, and knocked his index finger on his forehead again and again.
"There's one place I haven't looked at yet!" He pointed at Sizhe's crotch, "I wonder if there's any difference there?" He was very curious and reached out to peel off Sizhe's pants.
Si Zhe was extremely anxious. What should he do if this foolish and lewd king's pants were taken off and he was exposed?
Emperor Yuxuan untied Sizhe's belt, and suddenly he felt his ankles being whipped by a furry whip. He was so scared that he quickly retracted his hand and stood up straight, looking down, a pure white and very cute little fox cub raised its head and squeaked at him!
"Wow! It's perfect for a scarf! The fur is pure and beautiful!" He was not one to show favor, so he bent down and grabbed the fox's tail, lifted it up, and the little fox was hung upside down, squeaking and scratching with its four claws. Emperor Yuxuan was very proud and turned around with the fox in his hand.
Si Zhe suddenly opened his eyes, tied the folded belt into a deep knot, and then continued to play dead. Thinking of my brother helping me, what should I do with my brother? I was very worried.
Emperor Yuxuan happily held the fox and shouted towards the door: "Someone come!"
Eunuch Yan opened the door and walked in: "Your Majesty, this old servant is here!"
Emperor Yuxuan looked under the tail, curious whether the fox was a male or a female. So he leaned forward to take a look and said, "Make this fox into a scarf for me!"
"Yes!" Just as Eunuch Yan was about to take it, he heard a puff sound, and a foul smell instantly shot onto Emperor Yuxuan's face and spread...
Because he was too close, the unpleasant smell almost made Emperor Yuxuan suffocate. He reflexively threw the fox out and covered his nose with his sleeve. He kept coughing! The little fox landed on all fours and ran out of the door.
Eunuch Yan didn't catch the fox, so he shouted, "The fox has run away, the fox has run away, hurry up and catch him!" He turned around and asked, "Your Majesty, are you okay?"
The guards on both sides of the bedroom heard Eunuch Yan's shout and turned around hurriedly. They saw a little fox flying out of the Weilong Palace, passing through the uninhabited area, leaping over the flowers, and disappearing into the dense forest. The speed was so fast that it was unimaginable!
Fox fairy? How could a little fox appear in the emperor's bedroom? Although they couldn't catch it, the guards still ran over there to look for it, but they couldn't find it.
Emperor Yuxuan not only didn't get the fox, but also had a stinky face! He angrily groaned and said, "This little slutty fox, if I catch him, I'll roast him! Eunuch Yan, quickly prepare some hot water for me! I want to take a bath!"
Si Zhe was lying on the dragon bed, laughing secretly: As expected of my brother, he did a great job. I hope this tyrant has forgotten about looking at the crotch.
The water was ready, and Emperor Yuxuan took a bath behind the screen. He could hear voices coming from all directions: "Ah, so comfortable, so comfortable!" Eunuch Yan was serving beside him and praising him: "Your Majesty's figure is getting stronger and stronger. I envy you so much..."
A small black shadow flew in from the window while they were not paying attention and landed on Sizhe's shoulder, holding a piece of braised pork in its mouth. It used its wings to touch Sizhe's face, and Sizhe immediately opened his eyes. He said happily, "Guagua sister, you are here!" When he saw the braised pork in his mouth, he smiled and took it from his mouth: "Thank you!"
Emperor Yuxuan had very sharp ears. When Eunuch Yan was rubbing his back, the water splashed and he vaguely heard someone talking.
"Who's talking over there?"
Eunuch Yan quickly stopped and ran over the screen to look at the dragon bed. There was nothing there! Just the scarf on the dragon bed. His face seemed to be swollen on one side. He walked back in surprise and said to the emperor, "Your Majesty, there is nothing, it's just very strange!" He said while rubbing the emperor's back.
"What's so strange?" Emperor Yuxuan raised one of his arms and admired it, seeming very satisfied! No one in the world can match his arms in terms of fitness.
"Sizhe, it was his back that was hit this morning, but I just saw that half of his face was swollen as big as a walnut."
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