A dark villain came to Jinting Bulaoxiang
Chapter 55 Bait
But Emperor Yuxuan believed it and searched for more than ten years. He still hadn't found it. He wanted to use Emperor Yuxuan's cruelty to get rid of all the stumbling blocks in front of him. But now his life is in danger.
If I died, wouldn't it be ridiculous? I dug a hole and buried myself.
Seeing that his apprentice had already been pierced with more than ninety needles, his sweat seemed to be almost dry! What was he looking forward to? The flame of his hope slowly withered away... He could already see the Black and White Impermanence in front of him, calling out to him: "Come, come, come here, there is an endless abyss and pain here, and the little suffering in the world is just a grain of sand in the ocean..."
Seeing the Black and White Impermanence wrap a chain around his neck and drag him away, he struggled and screamed in fear! "No! Don't!"
Everyone in the temple was looking at him. What did he mean by this? Did he not want to be treated or did he not want to die?
Emperor Yuxuan's seven orifices were smoking. He stared at the national teacher and slowly raised his hand. He chopped down with his palm, and the man was instantly destroyed! It was terrible!
The Imperial Master turned pale with fear and knelt down with a thud: "Your Majesty, you are the supreme ruler, your words are law..."
"He's alive! I actually saved him!!" Shui Qinglian inserted a hundred needles into the boy, and Sizhe suddenly opened his eyes!
Sikong Yan was pleasantly surprised: "Si Zhe, you're awake! That's great! You're a fake, even your master couldn't do it, but you can actually come back to life. You're not a fake..."
Imperial Master Meng Tonglu originally thought that he would be dead. But he did not expect that his disciple's thunderous cry would abruptly pull him away from the edge of death. He was so overjoyed that he jumped over to hug him and kissed him on the face for more than a dozen times: "You are really my good disciple! The title of miracle doctor belongs to you!"
Shui Qinglian yelled, "Help! I don't want it!"
She quickly pushed her master away and rubbed her face with her sleeves, "Master, you are a homosexual! My innocence is gone, don't touch me!" Shui Qinglian retreated under the dragon table and hid and cried.
This had never happened before, a master and his apprentice, and the scene was very fresh and funny to Emperor Yuxuan. He sat on the ground and laughed, slapping his thighs non-stop: "Ga ga ga ga ga ga ga..."
The terrifying laughter of Emperor Yuxuan echoed in the hall. Everyone stared at him with wide eyes: Is this funny? He was really playing a joke on other people's lives.
Emperor Yuxuan laughed for a long time before he stopped, and the hall suddenly became quiet.
Emperor Yuxuan's eyes bulged out and he said grimly, "What? Isn't it funny?"
Si Zhe blinked and said seriously: "Just because you think it's funny doesn't mean others will think it's funny! This is not funny at all!"
Emperor Yuxuan: "Hmm? I command you to laugh!"
"If I smile, will you let us go back?" Si Zhe asked naively.
Emperor Yuxuan shook his head: "No!"
"Why should we laugh at something that is worthless and forced upon others? No!" Si Zhe was not afraid of him. He reached out and wiped the blood off Si Kong Yan's face. He now knew that Emperor Yu Xuan did not dare to kill him. He even wanted to curry favor with him.
"Hmm!!" The flame in Emperor Yuxuan's stomach suddenly erupted.
The Imperial Master was secretly delighted: "How dare you disobey the Emperor's orders? You deserve to be killed!" He thought that after saying such flattering words, the Emperor would chop him down with a palm, turning his son into ashes. He had easily removed two more stumbling blocks in front of him!
Little did he know that his words were like a basin of cold water, which put out the emperor's raging anger. Emperor Yuxuan, this man is very suspicious! He thought the opposite of what his ministers said. He waved his palm at the head of the national teacher and shouted angrily: "You don't need to teach me how to do things!"
The speed was so fast that there was no time for dodging. The Imperial Master was so frightened that he froze in place. The silver hairpin on his head and the bun turned into powder in an instant, and his head was instantly broken! The uneven long and short hair fell on both sides of his head, and the Imperial Master instantly turned into Sha Wujing!
Unexpectedly, funny things happened one after another, and Emperor Yuxuan laughed so hard that the whole hall was shaking.
Crazy, crazy as hell! The insensitive imperial teacher touched his bald head with trembling hands, and suddenly complained like a woman: "Your Majesty, you are so bad!!" He turned around and ran away... He was taking this opportunity to save his life!
Emperor Yuxuan laughed even crazier. It was so funny. He was so happy. I had never been as happy as I am today. He felt that the Imperial Master was scared away by his might. It was so satisfying!
After he finished laughing, Si Zhe said to him, "People say that laughing makes you ten years younger! Do you feel like you have become ten years younger?"
Hmm? Emperor Yuxuan asked happily: "Do I look ten years younger now?"
Sizhe shook his head: "So I ask you? You have laughed so many times, but you haven't become younger! What's the use of laughing?" Sizhe pouted and made a sucking sound, "People in our place don't laugh like crazy like you! But they have lived for many years and they are still so young!"
"Many years?" Emperor Yuxuan's eyes lit up: "How many years is a lot of years?"
"One thousand." Sizhe raised his hand.
Emperor Yuxuan's eyes instantly turned into goldfish eyes: "What?" People in his place can actually live for a thousand years? "A thousand years?" He couldn't believe it!
"What's the big deal? Others have ones that are 1 years old?" Sizhe continued to pout.
Emperor Yuxuan's eyes almost popped out. He squatted down in ecstasy and asked, "Ten thousand years old? Then is his beard more than ten miles long?"
Sizhe shook his head: "They don't have beards, they are as young as Brother Yan!"
Emperor Yuxuan was so happy that he almost went crazy: "Then how did they grow so old?"
Seeing that the fish had taken the bait, Si Zhe pouted and said, "Of course there is a secret formula! And if you practice it every morning, you will stay young and immortal!"
Emperor Yuxuan was overjoyed. He was so happy that he lost his composure and quickly picked up Sizhe. "Then quickly teach me how to practice this formula!"
Si Zhe was so scared that he slapped him and shouted, "Put me down, put me down! You scared me so much, how can I remember it!"
After hearing this, Emperor Yuxuan hurriedly put him down; "Okay, okay, I won't hug you, I won't hug you! Now you should remember it!" Emperor Yuxuan bent over and rubbed his hands, looking like an old idiot, his eyes filled with extreme desire!
Xiao Sizhe shook his head. "Ever since Brother Yan took me in as his younger brother, I have not been able to live in peace for a single day in Qi Tian Xiao Han's mansion. I am either scolded by this maid or beaten by that maid. I am also used as a scapegoat by those guards! I live in fear."
"You believed the slander and summoned me into the palace to persecute me, killing and cutting me. You scared my soul away. My secret of longevity was also scared away! Now I am injured so badly! How can you teach me how to get the secret back to you? Humph!" Sizhe turned his head away from him. If you want to kill me, I don't think you dare to kill me.
After hearing this, Emperor Yuxuan suddenly became angry again, what the hell——?
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