A dark villain came to Jinting Bulaoxiang
Chapter 256: Crazy Performance Begins
Before Emperor Yuxuan could figure it out, Xiao Sizhe began his unique performance. He imitated the frog, opened his mouth wide, and shouted loudly: "Quack, quack, quack! One frog has one leg, two frogs have two legs, three frogs have three legs..." His voice was clear and loud, echoing in the empty hall, as if it was going to break through the roof.
The sound was so loud that the ministers covered their ears one after another, with painful expressions on their faces but laughing in their hearts.
Emperor Yuxuan felt his head swelled bigger than a jar. He rubbed his temples and looked at Xiao Sizhe helplessly. "This Xiao Sizhe is really a headache!" Emperor Yuxuan secretly complained in his heart.
When the concubine sitting next to her heard the voice, she frowned and her beautiful face became distorted. She happened to have a mosquito on her forehead. She was upset and frightened by Xiao Sizhe's sudden cry. She subconsciously waved her hand to slap it, but she missed the mosquito and her forehead turned red. The mosquito also had one leg broken and flew away buzzing.
"This damn mosquito!" Good Concubine cursed, but her anger was not just because of this mosquito. "The most annoying and hateful sound in the world is coming..." Good Concubine couldn't stand it anymore. She jumped up from Emperor Yuxuan, put her hands on her hips, and roared loudly: "Get out--" Her voice was sharp and piercing, as if it would shake the whole hall down.
Xiao Sizhe didn't care about the concubine's anger at all. He still waved at Han Mingguang with a smile and said, "Let's go. We are no longer needed. Let's go home!"
Han Mingguang heard this and Lehehetun quickly turned the chicken bus around and drove it slowly towards the entrance of the main hall. The wheels rolled on the stone road, making a "gurgling" sound, as if playing the final movement of this farce.
Emperor Yuxuan looked at Xiao Sizhe's departing back, his heart anxious, he jumped up and shouted, "Come back to me!" His voice was full of majesty and anxiety.
Xiao Sizhe still smiled and waved at Han Mingguang calmly: "Tell us to go back, tell us to go back!" Then he sang the ridiculous song again, "One frog has four legs, two frogs have three legs, three frogs have two legs..."
Han Mingguang, a genuine cock driver, turned around and pushed it towards the emperor and others in the Mingyang Palace.
The ministers all blushed as they listened to Xiao Sizhe's ridiculous lyrics. They really didn't understand how Xiao Sizhe could turn animals into monsters. This was too outrageous! "Xiao Sizhe, please spare us!" Some ministers laughed silently in their hearts.
Emperor Yuxuan was so angry that his features were twisted and smoking, and his chest was rising and falling violently, like a volcano about to erupt. He never thought that Xiao Sizhe would be so bold as to openly disobey his orders in this hall.
At this moment, the Imperial Master Meng Tonglu saw Xiao Sizhe coming towards him, and his heart suddenly tightened. He quickly hid behind the big red pillar, his body pressed tightly against the pillar, as if he wanted to merge with the pillar.
He closed his eyes tightly and prayed quietly: "I can't see, I can't see, I can't see, no one can see!" When he was in the north, Xiao Sizhe had robbed him of a lot of his money. He still felt painful when he thought about it now. He didn't want to be blackmailed by Xiao Sizhe again.
However, Xiao Sizhe seemed to be playing a trick on him. He directed Han Mingguang to go around the pillar, and the chicken bus slowly approached the national teacher. The national teacher felt that his clothes seemed to be pulled by something, and he was so scared that he quickly covered his mouth and muttered: "Don't move, didn't you say you can't see?"
Xiao Sizhe pulled the string of his belt with a smile and said, "If you don't give me money, my pants will fall off!" The imperial teacher opened his eyes and his face turned pale instantly. He didn't want to make a fool of himself in public, so he had no choice but to hand over a banknote, then hugged his belt and left quickly like a frightened rabbit.
Xiao Sizhe took the silver note, waved it proudly towards Emperor Yuxuan and said, "It's your turn now." Emperor Yuxuan looked at the silver note in Xiao Sizhe's hand, his eyes bulged with anger, and shouted loudly, "How dare you! You dare to take my money!" His voice echoed in the hall, making everyone's ears buzz.
Xiao Sizhe, however, started to complain, "Oh, no way, this was already decided! I sing a song and you give me money! Humph! You don't pay me for listening to the song I sing? I won't sing anymore!" As he spoke, he stamped his feet with an aggrieved expression on his face.
Emperor Yuxuan jumped up in anger, pointed at the ministers who were covering their ears, and roared: "No, you are not allowed to cover your ears..." However, the ministers were only concerned with covering their ears at the moment and had no time to care about the emperor's anger.
They closed their eyes tightly, as if this would block out all the sounds from the outside world. Even though Emperor Yuxuan was yelling at the top of his lungs, they pretended not to hear anything. Because not only did they cover their ears with their hands, they also stuffed rolls of toilet paper into their ears.
Xiao Sizhe looked at this scene and said with a smile: "They covered their ears and couldn't hear, so there is no need to give them money!"
Emperor Yuxuan thought to himself, "Humph, these people know how to cover their ears, how can I fall behind? The songs here are so bad that they are not worth a penny. I don't want to spend another penny on them."
So he quickly covered his ears, muttering, "I didn't hear it, I didn't hear it!" As if this could completely isolate the annoying sound. Han Mingguang, who was standing by, couldn't help but burst into laughter when he saw Emperor Yuxuan's appearance. His laughter was loud and hearty, which seemed particularly abrupt in this quiet palace.
Emperor Yuxuan was already in a bad mood, and at this moment, it was like a ignited gunpowder barrel, and it exploded instantly. He fiercely put down his hands that were covering his ears, his face was ashen, and he pointed at Han Mingguang and cursed loudly: "Bold Han Mingguang, how dare you laugh at me! Come, bring Han Mingguang to the Hundred Punishment Palace, and let me try every torture instrument!"
As soon as Emperor Yuxuan finished speaking, several guards rushed up like wolves and tigers, and were about to attack Han Mingguang. At this critical moment, a small figure rolled to Han Mingguang's side like lightning. It turned out to be Xiao Sizhe. Xiao Sizhe opened his arms without hesitation, blocking the soldiers' way, and shouted loudly: "Wait, wait!"
His little face flushed with excitement, and his eyes gleamed with determination. The soldiers were stunned by Xiao Sizhe's sudden action, and for a moment they dared not act rashly. Xiao Sizhe saw that the soldiers had stopped.
Xiao Sizhe turned his head and looked at Emperor Yuxuan with his clear eyes, questioning: "What crime did Minister Han commit when he just came to court? Should he be beaten or killed? If you don't give a reason, no one will accept you!"
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