A dark villain came to Jinting Bulaoxiang

Emperor Yuxuan took a deep breath and exhaled, almost choking himself, and said angrily: "Uh, this is how long I have to wait to exhale ten times!"

After hearing this, Xiao Sizhe took a long breath and held it. His little face turned red like a ripe apple.

"Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo..." Emperor Yuxuan was so anxious that he jumped and waved his hands. He wanted to go up and slap Xiao Si to make him exhale quickly.

After a long while, Xiao Sizhe slowly exhaled a long breath, glanced at Emperor Yuxuan, and said nonchalantly: "This is how I exhale!" His tone was full of provocation.

Emperor Yuxuan and the Imperial Master were on each side, their eyes wide open, staring at Xiao Sizhe, almost fainting from anger. They were so angry, his ten breaths took at least half an incense stick of time, this little brat was clearly cheating.

At this moment, the atmosphere in Qingxin Cottage became even more tense and funny. Concubine Wan stood aside, covering her mouth, wanting to laugh but not daring to, with a very conflicted expression on her face.

Shui Qinglian and Xiao Sanlang had silly smiles on their faces, watching Xiao Sizhe and Yuxuandi with great interest.

Some of the ministers couldn't help laughing secretly, while others lowered their heads, fearing that Emperor Yuxuan would find out that they were laughing secretly. The six maids and seven servants hid in the corner, holding their stomachs, and laughing so hard that their bodies trembled.

The Imperial Master's face turned pale, and he cursed Xiao Sizhe in his heart as a cunning little devil. He gritted his teeth and said to Xiao Sizhe, "You little kid, don't play tricks!"

Xiao Sizhe made a face at him and said, "I didn't, it's you who didn't explain it clearly."

Emperor Yuxuan was so angry that he stamped his feet and shouted, "You little bastard, my patience is limited!"

Xiao Sizhe said calmly, "Your Majesty, please calm down. I am just trying to think."

At this moment, Xiao Sizhe suddenly said, "Your Majesty, you want the secret of immortality so badly, don't you know that immortality is not all good things?"

Emperor Yuxuan glared at him: "What do you know at such a young age! Immortality will allow me to enjoy eternal glory and control the world!"

Xiao Sizhe retorted: "Longevity can also make people lonely and isolated. Can you really bear to see all the vicissitudes of life?"

Emperor Yuxuan snorted coldly: "Don't talk nonsense, if you don't recite the secret of immortality to me quickly, I will never let you off easily!"

Little Sizhe chuckled and said, "Okay, I'll try it for ten breaths." His little face was full of mischievous looks, his eyes were narrowed into slits, and the corners of his mouth were raised high, just like a cunning little fox.

He took a deep breath, and his stomach swelled up instantly, as if a big ball was stuffed in it. Then he exhaled slowly, as if he was blowing a bubble that would never burst.

Emperor Yuxuan was counting anxiously below: "One breath..." His eyes were fixed on Xiao Sizhe, beads of sweat had already appeared on his forehead, and his brows were furrowed so tightly that they could pinch a fly to death.

Xiao Sizhe suddenly stopped. His little face instantly became fierce. He put his hands on his waist and said loudly: "Where? I haven't finished vomiting! No, no, no, no!" His round eyes were wide open and his cheeks were puffed up with anger, just like an angry little frog.

The imperial teacher was so anxious that he jumped up and down, his face flushed red, and he shouted loudly: "No, no, you are cheating, a gentleman's word is as good as gold!" He waved his arms, and his wide sleeves danced in the air, as if he was driving away some nasty mosquitoes.

Xiao Si rolled her eyes at him, her eyes full of disdain, and curled her lips: "How did I cheat? It's just that he counted incorrectly! Besides, I'm not a gentleman, I'm a villain. How can a villain like me be compared with gentlemen like you! Start over, and wait until I take a full breath before counting!"

As he spoke, he stamped his feet, and his aura seemed quite righteous.

Emperor Yuxuan had never experienced such a difficult time before. His face turned red like a ripe tomato.

The blue veins were wriggling like earthworms on his forehead and neck, as if they would break through the skin at any time. He clenched his hands into fists, his body trembling slightly, and his angry look seemed to be able to shake down the entire Qingxin Cottage.

At this moment, he wanted to raise his hand and turn this fool into ashes. But he didn't get the secret of immortality, so he suppressed his anger.

His voice was suppressed and cracked, and he said harshly, "Okay, count again!" The voice seemed to be squeezed out from between his teeth, carrying endless anger and helplessness.

Xiao Sizhe immediately broke into a smile, and that smile was as brilliant as a flower blooming in spring: "Wise, how can a gentleman share the same views as a villain." He also did not forget to bow to Emperor Yuxuan, and he looked as proud as he could be.

After hearing this, Emperor Yuxuan seemed to feel much more comfortable. The blue veins that had suddenly appeared gradually subsided, and his expression also eased a little, but there was still a hint of anger in his eyes.

Sikong Yan in the coffin was grinning, but he tried hard not to make any sound. His body was shaking slightly because he was trying not to laugh, and he secretly cheered for Xiao Sizhe in his heart. Fortunately, everyone's eyes were on Xiao Sizhe, and no one noticed the movement in the coffin.

The Imperial Master kept rolling his eyes and breathing heavily, looking like an exhausted old ox: "It's like this and we still can't kill him!!" His face was ashen and his teeth were chattering.

Concubine Wan was relieved at this time. She gently wiped the sweat from her forehead with a handkerchief, and the corners of her mouth rose slightly.

Xiao Sizha could handle it, he just wanted to tease Emperor Yuxuan and the Imperial Master to make them anxious. Her eyes flashed with relief and a hint of subtle cunning.

Some of the ministers around looked at each other in confusion; some secretly covered their mouths and laughed, their shoulders shaking constantly; others lowered their heads, not daring to look at Emperor Yuxuan's angry expression.

Xiao Sizhe took another deep breath, deliberately making a loud noise, and then slowly exhaled, glancing at Emperor Yuxuan and the Imperial Master from time to time, with an expression that seemed to say, "Let's see what you can do to me!"

Emperor Yuxuan stared at Xiao Sizhe closely, his eyes seemed to see through him. The Imperial Master kept mumbling to the side, and no one knew what he was saying.

Emperor Yuxuan was helpless, frowning and said impatiently: "Okay, okay, let's start. From now on, no cheating is allowed! I warn you, 'If you come to the palace, you will pay the price in blood sooner or later'!" His voice was full of anger, and the muscles on his face were tense, as if they would explode at any time.

Xiao Sizhe folded his hands in front of his chest and said arrogantly: "I didn't cheat, it was you who did. 'If a person doesn't have some passion, what's the difference between him and a dead fish?'" He raised his little head high, his eyes showed disdain, and there was a provocative smile on the corner of his mouth. I will play with you even if it costs me blood!

Emperor Yuxuan glared at Xiao Sizhe angrily, his eyes seemed to be able to spit fire: "Stop talking nonsense, start! I don't want to be trapped in this hell for too long."

Xiao Sizhe pretended to smile and deliberately cleared his throat: "Breathe——"