A dark villain came to Jinting Bulaoxiang
Chapter 188: Tricking Him with a Clear Mind
When Xiao Sizhe heard this, his nose turned up to the sky. He crossed his hands in front of his chest and said smugly, "How can that be? It's not mine. If it was mine, I could get away with it because of our relationship. But, this sister who is a great chef, we all have to pay for the meals she prepares. Since we don't have money now, I will surely have it when we return to the capital!" Xiao Sizhe smiled secretly in his heart, thinking that he finally had the chance to teach this imperial master a lesson.
Xiao Sizhe handed the written receipt to the national teacher, shook it and said: "If you want to eat, it's nine hundred taels a bowl. Sign your name on it and write an IOU! You can eat as many bowls as you want. But if you want it for free, the soldiers have it. We won't force you!" He stared at the national teacher, as if he would not allow any negotiation.
Huo Long Guo came over and explained, "The main ingredient of this soup is chili peppers, but a lot of them were used in the previous war, so this ingredient is particularly precious. They can only eat the old spicy soup cooked repeatedly. So the soldiers can't eat spicy meat soup for the time being, and can only eat roasted meat."
The Imperial Master had no idea of this, and thought that Xiao Sizhe didn't want him to eat it, and deliberately said it was so expensive to make him give up the idea. He was very angry in his heart, and secretly cursed: "This little brat must be deliberately making things difficult for me!"
"It's just a bowl of beef soup from you. I'll give you a cow when I go back, okay? Isn't that enough? Are you here just to embarrass me? Humph!" The national teacher was so angry that he blew his beard and glared, with his hands on his hips and his face flushed red.
"Girl, please be kind and serve me another bowl. I will give you ten cows when I go back! How about it, this is a great deal! It's settled!" He clapped his hands and spoke in a tone that was not at all negotiating. He looked at the Huolong Fruit with a smile that contained a bit of flattery and expectation.
Huo Longguo rolled his eyes at him and said unhappily, "Master Imperial Master, this is not a question of whether it is awesome or not, this is a rule!"
The state teacher's face became even uglier. He thought to himself, "What should I do? Should I really sign this IOU? No, it's too embarrassing. But the taste of this beef soup is so tempting..."
Xiao Sizha watched the Imperial Master's dilemma from the side. She was very happy in her heart, but she put on a serious expression and said, "Imperial Master, you have to make a decision quickly. There is not much soup left!"
The imperial teacher gritted his teeth, and finally said helplessly: "Forget it, forget it, I'll sign it!" He picked up the pen and signed his name on the document very reluctantly.
Xiao Sizhe took the document signed by the Imperial Master, shook it proudly in his hand, a sly smile appeared on his face, and said: "Imperial Master, it's settled now, please enjoy it slowly." After saying this, he crossed his arms across his chest and looked at the Imperial Master provocatively.
The Imperial Master glared at him angrily, put his hands on his hips and said, "Humph, you little brat, don't be too proud too soon. When we return to the capital, you will see what will happen to you."
Xiao Sizhe shrugged nonchalantly, spread his hands and replied: "National Master, you should just focus on the delicious beef soup in front of you, and we can talk about the future later."
The Imperial Master picked up the newly-cooked beef soup and was about to drink it when he stopped and pointed at Xiao Sizhe and said, "Xiao Sizhe, you schemed against me like this, aren't you afraid that I will report you to the Emperor?"
Xiao Sizhe smiled and walked up to the Imperial Master, leaned close to him, blinked, and said, "Imperial Master, go ahead and tell the Emperor whether he believes you or me."
The Imperial Master snorted coldly, put the bowl aside heavily, and said, "Don't think that the Emperor will always protect you."
Xiao Sizhe came closer to the Imperial Master, patted him on the shoulder, blinked and said, "You need evidence, right? You signed this document voluntarily."
The Imperial Master was speechless and could only shake his head helplessly, buried his head in drinking beef soup, and ignored Xiao Sizhe. Xiao Sizhe watched the Imperial Master from the side, covered his mouth and laughed secretly, and made faces at the Imperial Master from time to time.
As the night deepened, everyone finished their meal and went to sleep in their own tents. The camp gradually became quiet, with only a few bonfires still crackling. The Imperial Master, however, was circling around in the open space like a headless fly, waving his hands and shouting, "Where is my tent? Where is my tent? You bastard, how dare you not prepare one for me! This is outrageous!" His face flushed red, his facial features twisted together, and his eyes were full of angry flames.
At this time, Shui Qinglian was sitting in the carriage, pounding medicine leisurely while laughing so hard that he almost fell off the carriage: "Oh my, Master Imperial Master, are your ears blocked by the wind? I told you clearly just now that you have to set up the tent yourself, only then can you sleep. But you are just standing there stupidly, doing nothing. Now all the tents have been snatched away by the soldiers, gone! You should hurry to that comfortable and warm inn and enjoy yourself. Maybe there will be a pretty lady to warm your bed!" He laughed so hard that tears and snot came out. He wiped his tears with his sleeves and kept kicking the edge of the carriage happily with his feet.
The Imperial Master's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, uglier than the face of the King of Hell. He was so angry that he clenched his hands into fists, his body trembling slightly with anger, but he didn't dare to get angry. He just stared at the disciple in front of him, and that look seemed to be able to cut Shui Qinglian into pieces, wishing that he could kill him with just this stare.
"It's useless to glare at me! Can you stare a tent out of it?" Shui Qinglian continued to tease with a playful smile, and even made a face at the Imperial Master, winking and saying: "Master Imperial Master, if your eyes could be used as a weapon, I would have been poked into a sieve by you long ago!"
In the coffin, Sikong Yan and Xiao Sizhe covered their mouths tightly, their bodies huddled together, their stomachs twitching from trying to hold back laughter. Sikong Yan's eyes narrowed into slits, tears welled up in his eyes, and his shoulders kept shaking. Xiao Sizhe gritted his teeth, his cheeks flushed, and he pressed his hands hard on his stomach, trying to suppress the laughter that was about to burst out.
Guagua couldn't help it, and suddenly poked her head out of the bed, her mouth wide open, about to burst into laughter. Xiao Sizhe was quick-witted and stretched out his hand to pinch Guagua's mouth tightly, his fingers turned white from the force. Xiao Sizhe frowned tightly, his eyes widened, and he warned in a low and hurried voice: "Don't make a sound!"
At this moment, a little fox's big tail suddenly came out from under the quilt and stood up. Sikong Yan hurriedly caught it and quickly stuffed the tail back into the quilt. Due to his hasty movements, he almost got a stitch in the side and his face turned red.
The Imperial Master snorted coldly and said through gritted teeth: "Then I will live in the same tent with you!"
"Oh, didn't you see? We have to guard the coffin! We won't sleep in the tent!" Shui Qinglian said lazily, yawning loudly and stretching exaggeratedly, "Master Imperial Master, please don't join in the fun here, find a place to stay by yourself!"
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