A dark villain came to Jinting Bulaoxiang
Chapter 164: Selling Stupidity to Make Money
After saying that, he turned around and continued to stare at the window. At this moment, his mind was filled with thoughts about how Xiao Lan'er would kill Sikong Yan, and he didn't want to pay any more attention to Xiao Sizhe's unreasonable behavior.
However, Xiao Sizhe would not stop. She grabbed the two of them by their clothes tightly and kept shouting, "Give me money, give me money quickly..." The voice was particularly harsh in the silent night.
"It's so annoying!" Haogu was very angry. After Xiao Sizha's disturbance, they had no mood to pay attention to other things.
The Imperial Master could no longer bear it, and turned around, a trace of murderous intent flashed in his eyes, and he wanted to kill Xiao Sizhe in one fell swoop. At this moment, Xiao Sizhe stared at him with wide eyes and said, "If you don't pay, I will tell the emperor that you two didn't pay for listening to my singing!"
After hearing this, the Imperial Master and Haogu were horrified. They looked at each other and saw panic in each other's eyes. They knew very well that if Xiao Sizhe really ran to the emperor to complain, they would be in big trouble.
"What should we do, father?" Haogu asked anxiously, with beads of sweat on her forehead.
The Imperial Master gritted his teeth, reluctantly took out twenty taels of silver from his bosom, stuffed it into Xiao Sizhe's hand, and said, "Here you go, stop making trouble!"
After Xiao Sizhe received the silver, he let go of his hand contentedly and said with a smile: "Hehe, this is pretty good."
Xiao Sizhe happily stuffed the silver into his arms, as if he had obtained some priceless treasure. Then he blinked his innocent eyes, looked at the Imperial Master and Haogu expectantly, and asked with his head tilted, "Did I sing well?"
The Imperial Master secretly groaned in his heart at this moment. He was really afraid that if he said that Xiao Sizhe's singing was not good, this little lunatic would immediately burst into tears and make a scene, which would be even more troublesome. So, he gritted his teeth and said against his will: "Uh..., it sounds good, it sounds good, it sounds very good!" Don't mention how awkward his expression was.
When Xiao Sizhe heard this, she jumped up with joy, clapped her hands excitedly and cheered, "Really? Haha, then I'll sing another song for you!" When the National Master and Haogu heard this, their faces turned pale immediately. They wanted to stop her, but it was too late.
Little Sizhe opened his throat and sang loudly, "A turtle crawls, two turtles crawl together, crawling and crawling, crawling into the cave to give birth to turtles!" His childish voice was particularly loud in the silent night, as if to wake up everything around him. Little Sizhe sang with great devotion, dancing and gesticulating, with a happy smile on his face.
After finishing singing, he immediately stretched out his hands towards the National Master and Haogu and shouted with confidence: "Give me money!" He looked as if to say, you have to give me money for listening to my song.
The Imperial Master and Haogu looked at each other, and saw helplessness and bitterness in each other's eyes. They secretly complained in their hearts, this little Sizha was really helpless.
"Why do you want money again?" Haogu said helplessly, her voice full of resentment.
"Oh, it's my fault for saying that he sang well just now. Isn't this just asking for trouble?" The national teacher complained.
"No one expected that he would continue singing." Haogu said aggrievedly.
"Alright, alright, stop talking and give the money quickly, otherwise this little lunatic will cause who knows what kind of trouble." The Imperial Master sighed helplessly, then took out some more silver from his bosom and handed it to Xiao Sizhe.
Unexpectedly, after Xiao Sizhe received the silver, the smile on his face had not yet disappeared, and he immediately started singing at the top of his voice again -
"The turtle is paired with the toad, the toad is paired with the frog, and there's a crab in the pond, and he wants to find the lobster!"
He waved his two little hands while singing. After he finished singing, he couldn't wait to stretch them in front of the National Master and Haogu, and shouted in a baby voice: "Give me money!" He looked so cute and annoying.
At this time, Xiao Lan, who was in the tent, put down her pen out of curiosity and trotted to the window. She blinked her big, lively eyes and listened to all this with a look of curiosity.
She was still muttering to herself: "What kind of nonsense song is this little Sizhe singing? But it sounds really interesting! Why didn't she sing anymore? What is this crab looking for shrimps for?" As she said that, she turned around and asked Sikong Yan who was standing next to her with a puzzled look on her face.
Sikong Yan stood beside her with a helpless look on his face. After listening to her words, he shook his head and said with a wry smile: "Oh, I don't know either. I'm afraid only Xiao Sizhe knows!"
He thought to himself that he was just an unpredictable little kid. Although this singer was weird, he could make money, haha!
Sikong Yan looked over there and quietly heard the sound of Xiao Sizhe bargaining with the Imperial Master and Haogu coming from the other side of the snow mountain.
Haogu frowned, a look of disbelief on her face, and said loudly: "No, this poem costs ten taels of silver, it's too expensive!" She widened her eyes and her face was full of anger.
The Imperial Master narrowed his eyes, with a sly smile on his face, and agreed, "Yes, yes, at least ten taels of silver for singing a hundred songs is about right?" As he spoke, he rubbed his hands, looking as if he had gotten a huge bargain.
I saw Xiao Sizha wearing a colorful cotton-padded jacket and a furry hat. His round face was as red as an apple, and his big watery eyes were full of cleverness. He put his hands on his waist, looked up, and said proudly: "My songs are unique. I can sing ten taels of silver for one song. That was when there were many people, so we could make a small profit but quick turnover. Now there are only two of you. Ten taels per person is too little. You have to raise the price!" His little face flushed red, and his eyes flashed with determination.
"What? You want to raise the price?" Haogu jumped up angrily, her hair standing on end. She pointed at Xiao Sizhe and said, "How can you be so greedy, little kid!"
"The songs I sing are unique in this world! They are treasures! Of course I have to raise the price!" Xiao Si pouted her rosy little lips and looked at Haogu and the national teacher stubbornly. She looked cute and obstinate.
The Imperial Master jumped up and looked at him carefully, his face full of suspicion, and said doubtfully: "Are you really crazy or just pretending to be crazy?" His eyes were fixed on Xiao Sizhe, trying to find the answer from his expression.
At this time, Xiao Sizhe blinked and revealed a mysterious smile, which made people puzzled.
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