A dark villain came to Jinting Bulaoxiang

Shui Qinglian said nothing and took out a shining dagger from her body.

The little girl was so frightened that she thought Shui Qinglian was going to kill her, and she screamed in mid-air: "Help, help, someone is trying to kill me..."

This guy is too noisy. Does he have any brains? Anyone who can't tell right from wrong is just an ass! He swung the knife and it flew towards him.

"Ah!" The little girl's eyes rolled back and she lost consciousness. Her head and hands dropped down! The dagger flew to the vines above him and cut them off like a wind wheel. The girl fell straight down from above and Shui Qinglian caught her.

He looked at the little girl in his arms, thinking she was so stupid that even a pig couldn't be so stupid. For the sake of the dog's nose, he would take you down the mountain!

Wanli BMW had a full meal and was taking a leisurely walk in the winter sun.

Guaguamei flew back and stood on the roof of the carriage, laughing. She almost fell off the roof of the carriage with laughter...

Sikong Yan was holding the little fox and standing with Sizhe on the roadside not far away, admiring the snow scene. When they heard Guaguamei's cry, they turned their heads to look at him.

Sikong Yan was horrified because he didn't know what Guaguamei was doing. He saw her quacking and lifting her left foot, jumping on her right foot, and staggering from side to side, and he hurriedly shouted, "Brother, it's bad, Guaguamei is sick! Oh no, Shuihuo is not here again, what should I do?"

Si Zhe was calm and composed. He didn't know what the guy was laughing at, but he actually laughed so hard that he fell on the carriage with his feet up in the air! "He's sick, there's something wrong here!" Si Zhe pointed at his head, "And he's seriously ill! Don't worry about him."

How could he ignore him? As a member of the big family, he couldn't ignore this matter. "Why don't you come back at this time?" Looking at its two feet shaking on the top of the car, he was actually laughing so hard that he almost died.

Sikong Yan wanted to go over, but was stopped by Sizhe, "Brother Yan, don't worry about him, he won't die! Let's not make any noise! ​​He will wake up soon!"

This……

It was indeed a quiet winter day. Guaguamei's laughter gradually faded away. When he realized that he could only hear his own laughter, he croaked and jumped up and asked loudly, "Why aren't you laughing? Am I the only one laughing?"

"This empty mountain is silent and white, how can it be funny?" Si Zhe pouted!

Sikong Yan finally realized that the crow was laughing. He thought he was sick and worried for nothing. But if he didn't tell us what was going on, how could we know it was so funny?

The crow opened its mouth and chirped as beautifully as if it were playing a flute. But Sikong Yan had no idea what he was chirping about and looked at Sizhe in confusion.

Si Zhe laughed after hearing this: "Oh, so the parallel importer found a wife and brought her back. What's so funny about this?"

Guaguamei flew over and continued, "Little brother, you don't know, his young wife is as stupid as a donkey! It's really funny!"

Si Zhe frowned: "The fact that they are stupid is the reason for you to laugh!"

"No, I just acted intuitively. The situation was just funny. This is the funniest thing I have ever seen! Haha..." The crow combed its feathers and said, "I almost died of laughter!"

"Don't you see the parallel imports eating meat?"

"No, no, it's only real if I get two flowers! Haha, that young wife said she smelled very good on him and felt full of power! But it turned out to be fake. She took out a knife and scared him to death!"

At this point, he discovered that Shuihuo was sliding down from the top of the mountain holding his young wife.

Guaguamei was shouting and jumping happily: "The parallel imports are back! The parallel imports are back!"

The two looked over there and saw Shui Qinglian sliding down the mountain, walking towards them with a child in her arms.

Si Zhe still praised: "Wow, the parallel importer is attracted by the beauty, the hero saves the beauty, and the beauty pledges herself to him?"

Shui Qinglian was already angry for saving this man, and now Sizhe said they were a couple, which made her even angrier. She put the man in her hand on the hay!

"Let's go! What does she have to do with me? I just don't want him to die in the snow."

"Hey, what are you doing? How can you be so rude to women? He is still that girl." Si Zhe ran over to help her up. Oh, this girl is so pretty, how could a fake guy not be attracted to her? He must be saying one thing and thinking another.

Shui Qinglian looked at Sizhe in surprise: "Hey, hey, how old are you? How can you cherish her and pity her?"

"No matter how old she is, she is still a girl. Boys should protect her! If you don't want it, then I will." He wanted to pinch the girl's Ren Zhong to wake her up.

Shui Qinglian came over and carried her to the carriage. "No matter how stupid you are, there is always someone you can argue with and talk to!"

Sikong Yan hugged the little fox and laughed, "This guy doesn't say one thing and means another. You can't trust him!"

Shui Qinglian got on the car and shouted, "Hurry up, hurry up, let's go." He pulled the curtain of the car and stuck his head out again: "You two drive the car, I want to make a special medicine!"

"Wanting to be lazy is a good excuse!" Sikong Yan got on the carriage and said, "These days, the prince has become a coachman and can be ordered around by anyone!"

"That bamboo stick is just to ask you to drive for a while, why are you saying so much ugly nonsense! Don't forget that we are going to fight a war?"

Sikong Yan was driving his horse along the mountain road, but he didn't know that he was circling the mountain.

After walking for a long time, he stopped while driving his horse in confusion: "Is it strange?"

Little Sizhe also said in surprise: "Brother Yan, we are back again."

Shui Qinglian was pounding medicine in the carriage. She lifted the curtain and saw that it was indeed the same place where she had just stopped. She complained, "Zhuzhi, how did you drive the carriage? Oh, you wasted your horsepower!"

Sikong Yan pouted, "Ah, I don't agree! Come on!"

Shui Qinglian put the medicine away and said, "Go, go, go inside! I'll do it!"

Sizhe and Sikong Yan did not go in either, but sat aside and watched him drive the horse.

Shui Qinglian was very proud, thinking he was very powerful, and drove the horse forward with a ticking sound. After an hour, the carriage returned to the original place.

Sikong Yan said sarcastically: "Someone said he was very smart, but the result is still the same?"

"Isn't it strange?" Shui Qinglian scratched her head.

"Ghost hits the wall?"

"Oh, I'm so hungry!" Sizhe touched his stomach.

But Kong Yan was afraid that he would starve, so he got out of the car, cleared a dry place without frost or snow, and picked up some hay and firewood.

Shui Qinglian was setting up a rack to prepare something to roast. Sizha went into the carriage and took down two pieces of bacon hanging from the ceiling to roast.

He stood on the seat in the carriage, just able to reach the little girl who was half lying on the seat. She suddenly woke up when she heard the sound, opened her eyes and saw Sizhe taking the meat!

He jumped up and shouted, "Catch the thief! Catch the thief! There's a thief stealing meat..."

The little fox curled up on the side jumped up and bit the little girl's clothes, and the crow also flew out and pecked the little girl on the head.

"I'll peck you to death, you meat thief!" The crow cursed as it pecked. Unfortunately, the bird only heard the croaking sound.

"You're wrong, you're wrong, he is the meat thief!" The little girl dodged and pointed at Xiao Sizhe.

He didn't understand. He was the discoverer, but he was treated as a meat thief and was punished.

Si Zhe took the meat off and sat down, watching the scene and bursting into laughter. He finally understood why Gua Gua Mei was so crazy this morning and almost died of laughter...