A dark villain came to Jinting Bulaoxiang

The Imperial Master heard Emperor Yuxuan roaring in the hall. He prayed in his heart, could it be that the sickly man suddenly died on the way? Humph, he sneered in his heart. He hoped that the heavens would help him.

Emperor Yuxuan was just about to vent his anger on his ministers when he heard a chicken-killing cry outside: "The young prince is here!"

The minister involuntarily looked back and saw little Sizha coming in, jumping left and right and laughing.

He smiled and greeted the ministers: "Hey! Did you ask me to catch the stones? Come on, come on!"

The ministers waved their hands at him with bitter faces: "No, no, we don't know how to play that!"

Xiao Sizha didn't care whether they could do it or not. He got into the ranks of the ministers and pulled the belts of this one and the belts of that one. The ministers were so scared that they shouted, "Hey, hey, what are you doing?"

Sikong Yan, supported by Shui Qinglian, walked in slowly. Then he heard Xiao Sizhe's clear voice shouting, "Nothing, nothing. Check to see if your belt is tied tightly!"

"If you want to check, check yourself! Whether our knots are strong or not is none of your business!" The ministers dared not get angry with the madman. If they angered him, they would suffer. They spoke in a gentle voice and dared not speak loudly.

"Mine is too strong, it can't be any stronger. If you don't believe me, you can try it!" Xiao Sizhe smiled and straightened his waist, letting the ministers pull it. The ministers glanced at his waist and couldn't help laughing. He had a few knots, and I'm afraid only a knife can untie them!

Emperor Yuxuan was displeased: "I only summoned Sikong Yan here, what is he doing here? Send him back."

As soon as Emperor Yuxuan finished speaking, Xiao Sizhe came to him from the crowd of ministers. Pointing at Emperor Yuxuan, he said, "I only summoned Sikong Yan here. What is he doing here? Send him back!" His little finger pointed at the emperor.

"Hmm!" Yuxuandi's nostrils were filled with steam. This little lunatic always made him feel suffocated. "Looking for death!" He stretched out his big hand towards him, wanting to destroy him immediately.

Eunuch Yan rushed over, hugged his hands and knelt on the ground: "Your Majesty, calm down, Your Majesty, calm down! Anger is harmful to the body, please do not hurt the dragon body!"

Xiao Sizhe seemed to be completely unaware. He turned around, grabbed Sikong Chang's hand, knelt down, and imitated Eunuch Yan's voice, shouting: "Your Majesty, please calm down. Your Majesty, please calm down. Anger is harmful to your health. Please do not hurt the dragon's body!"

The ministers were in an uproar, but they had lost their voices at this time, their eyes and mouths were wide open. Heaven and earth, this little lunatic, please don't imitate him too much! Emperor Yuxuan was so angry that smoke was coming out of his seven holes. His prestige and dignity were insulted by this little lunatic. He couldn't bear it anymore and raised his palm with a black vortex, waiting for -

All the ministers held their breath and stared at the scene in front of them in horror. Emperor Yuxuan was furious. This little lunatic had hit the edge of the knife. His life was over. His life was over...

Xiao Si turned around shyly, stood up and pointed at Emperor Yuxuan, and a clear voice rang out in the hall: "The first rule for longevity, don't be angry, don't be angry! Stretch out your legs! Open your chest and arms, raise your head to the sky and breathe in! Put down your arms and exhale! Follow this cycle, breathe in and exhale... exhale..."

He's still pretending...

When Emperor Yuxuan heard the first secret of immortality, the thousand-foot flames suddenly extinguished, and he followed Xiao Sizhe's movements, doing it more than twenty times. Then Xiao Sizhe closed his posture and shouted two words in a rhythmic manner: "Collect - Gong -"

It felt so comfortable, the blood and qi in the body were flowing smoothly, and Emperor Yuxuan's heart suddenly blossomed! The Art of Immortality is indeed the Art of Immortality! While praising in his heart, he walked forward and asked with a smile: "No more? Any more! Keep going, keep going!"

Xiao Sizhe continued to recite: "The second secret of longevity..." Suddenly he paused and took Emperor Yuxuan's hand and acted coquettishly: "I am here to catch stones. I am here to catch stones. I don't want to sing songs, I want to catch stones!"

Sikong Yan quickly squatted down and held Sizhe in his arms. "Your Majesty, please don't force him! He has already recited the first secret of longevity. Did your Majesty remember it? Now that little Sizhe has said it, he will forget what he said before!"

"What?" Emperor Yuxuan thought about the action just now. Yixi still remembered it. He quickly called Eunuch Yan to prepare pen and ink. Write it down on paper.

He looked at the first secret of longevity, don't be angry! Thinking back to when he was always angry, now he can make up for it. Rubbing his hands and laughing, he actually forgot about the emergency in the north.

The Imperial Master was very proud, but his face showed the same expression as his subjects, only it was a little unnatural. Don't be angry about the first secret of longevity, he has memorized it firmly in his heart. He prayed in his heart that the emperor would forget about the emergency in the north. It would be best to guide Si Zhe today and recite all the secrets of longevity.

However, many ministers have already come forward to make a speech, "Your Majesty, the Northland is in urgent need and can't be delayed any longer! Your Majesty, please issue the order immediately!"

After being reminded by the ministers, Emperor Yuxuan remembered that he had come to the court in the evening for the affairs of the North. However, no matter how urgent it was, it was not as important as his secret of immortality. To recover the North, he had many talented people in the country, and it would be a matter of a flick of his hand.

He felt a little unhappy in his heart, but he said, "Don't worry, don't worry. Aren't we discussing it now? Uh, Xiao Sizhe, sing another song..."

"I won't sing, I won't sing, I want to grab stones, I want to grab stones."

"If you don't sing, I will send your brother Yan to the north to fight!" Emperor Yuxuan said to him viciously.

"Fighting? Is it fun?" In Emperor Yuxuan's eyes, little Sizhe's train of thought was different from that of ordinary people. He was a lunatic, so just when he wanted to scare him, Sizhe raised his hand and said loudly, "I want to go too!"

"You are not allowed to go!" Emperor Yuxuan didn't want him to go. He wanted to keep him and read out all the mantras of longevity to him.

"I'm going to fight! What's none of your business?" He also looked fierce at Emperor Yuxuan.

Emperor Yuxuan was so angry that he said to him fiercely: "You are so young, just like a puppy. If you want to go to war, others will blow you away in one breath! You are not allowed to go!"

Unexpectedly, Xiao Sizhe clapped his hands happily after hearing this: "Okay, okay, I want to fly. I want to fly!"

Eunuch Yan followed suit: "Your Majesty, please let Xiao Sizhe and Doctor Shui go with the young prince!"

"No! Xiao Sizhe can't go! Stay and sing for me! If you can sing all the songs, I will let you go!" Damn it, if you can recite all these formulas, I will send you to hell. Putting down all the airs to seduce him, he even lost the dignity of an emperor.

"I have no songs anymore. I have to go to war. I have to fly. Come on, Brother Yan, let's go!" He felt that the tyrant was really unworthy of being an emperor.

"No more? You dare to lie to me? If you don't sing the second part of the Longevity Secret, believe it or not, I will kill your brother Yan." Emperor Yuxuan roared again...