Siheyuan: I stand for Xu Damao because he is my brother

Xu Damao and Xu Dacan came to the gate of the courtyard today to wait for Sha Zhu.

Sha Zhu came back carrying a net bag lunch box. When he saw this, he quickly hugged the lunch box to his chest, thinking that the two of them were going to hit him!

Xu Dacan knew at a glance that the lunch box was empty, otherwise how could he be ready to use it as a weapon at any time.

Xu Damao was very abnormal today. As soon as he saw her, he smiled like a sunflower: "Hey, Shazhu, you're back! Come on, come on, let's go to my house for a drink."

Sha Zhu was not stupid. He knew what was going on as soon as he saw the situation. "You guys are asking for something from me. Needless to say, that guy is getting married, right? He's going to hold a wedding banquet, and you want me to be the chef?"

After Sha Zhu finished speaking, Xu Damao took out a cigarette and said, "Smoke, smoke..."

Sha Zhu waved his arms: "Hey, no way!"

Xu Damao was so anxious: "Silly Zhu! How could you do this? We may not get along well with each other, but now that my brother is getting married, you should stop being so picky!"

The idiot was so angry that he wanted to drag him out to the sun to bask in the sun. That kid had beaten him up twice. Once his back ached for a week, and the other time he was hospitalized directly...

Sha Zhu pushed Xu Damao away impatiently, pointed at Xu Dacan and said, "Whether this guy had a fight with me before or was behind Sister Hua and the other female workers bullying me, it was all internal conflicts among the people! But he told Yang Weimin about my blind date with Yu Haitang, fanning the flames and wishing that Yang Weimin would beat me to death. He is such a grandson!"

Sha Zhu pointed at Xu Damao's nose and said, "I'm telling you, Xu Damao, this matter is not over yet. You still want me to be the chef? You're just dreaming!"

Xu Dacan had been silent until now, but he couldn't help himself after hearing this: "Silly Zhu, please explain clearly, how could I have revealed your blind date with Yu Haitang to Yang Weimin?"

Sha Zhu had a look on his face that said "Do you think I'm stupid?" He said, "Isn't this obvious? Everyone on the street knows that Qin Hu, Qin Bao and Yang Weimin are so close that they are almost as close as brothers! They are close to Yang Weimin, and now they are close to you. Isn't it obvious that you and Yang Weimin are also a loving family?"

Xu Dacan almost asked Shazhu if his online name was "花开富贵" (meaning "flowers bloom and fortune bloom")? Wow, even a loving family was made up...

Xu Dacan shook his head after hearing this: "Silly Zhu, don't slander me. I had a fight with Yang Weimin, and I beat him pretty badly. He still holds a grudge against me. As for Tan Hu and Tan Bao, we didn't know each other until that fight."

Sha Zhu said without even a punctuation mark: "Do you think I'm a three-year-old child? Why did you offend Yang Weimin?"

Xu Dacan scratched his nose and said, "Same as you. He harassed my wife, so I beat him up."

Sha Zhu opened his mouth wide and couldn't utter a word for a long time.

No wonder his father He Daqing taught him since he was a child that being a womanizer must not only be shameless, but also not afraid of death!

What you like may also be liked by others, and the best ones are snatched away. This is like the rich families in the past who only picked the top fruits to eat.

Sha Zhu was skeptical. So, it was really not this kid who revealed the matter about Yu Haitang to Yang Weimin?

Although Xu Dacan didn't understand why his brother had to ask Sha Zhu to be the chef, he still cooperated and said, "By the way, Sha Zhu, I'm not afraid to tell you that there's someone you want to meet here today, and he's also having dinner at my house right now. Don't regret it if you don't go."

Sha Zhu was stunned for a moment, but quickly realized that Qin Jingru was here!

Qin Huairu had come to him before and said that her sister had never liked him and was unwilling to marry him.

Just when Sha Zhu was feeling discouraged, Qin Huairu said, "If you really want to marry her, if you really want to get married, there is only one way."

Sha Zhu regained his fighting spirit: "What method? As long as I can do it, I will do it without hesitation!"

Qin Huairu scorned him and said reluctantly, "That's to convince her parents. As long as her parents agree, will she still have any objections?"

Things turned out just as Xu Dacan had expected. Qin Huairu asked Sha Zhu to pay a betrothal gift of 250 yuan.

Anyway, at this time, "idiot" is not a derogatory term...

Although 250 yuan is a huge sum of money for Qin Huairu, it is just a piece of cake for Sha Zhu.

He was a cook, and a very good cook. During festivals, many people would invite him to cook for them and earn some extra money. Over the years, he had saved enough money to support his wife.

Sha Zhu didn't expect that Qin Jingru's parents would really keep their word. Not long after he agreed, Qin Jingru came today.

This time, Sha Zhu didn't put on any pretense. He just walked towards the backyard, humming a song.

Damao and Xu Dacan looked at each other, and they both laughed like foxes who stole chickens...

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After three rounds of wine and five dishes, Xu Damao distributed cigarettes to everyone and then asked Sha Zhu: "Sha Zhu, let me be frank. I want you to be the chef ...

Liu Haizhong also tried to persuade him while hiccuping: "You idiot, we are all neighbors, don't be so arrogant, it's just a meal, isn't it? They invited you because they think highly of you and recognize your cooking skills!"

This time, not to mention Shazhu, even Xu Dacan looked at Liu Haizhong in surprise.

I thought to myself that Liu Haizhong was just like in the TV drama, the old man with a red hat and white beard bringing you the most beautiful blessings - I want them all!

The most beautiful blessing

After having a meal at his house, I started talking to him.

Xu Hang and Tang Xiaorong were confused and wondered if the food cooked by this Sha Zhu was really that delicious. They didn't want to make their Dacan lose face again.

Among the three uncles in their courtyard, Yi Zhonghai can drink a lot, Liu Haizhong is a heavy drinker, and Yan Bugui is famous for drinking fake wine.

By the time it came to Sha Zhu and Xu Damao, none of them could drink well.

In this courtyard, if we talk about who knows Sha Zhu, even if He Yushui and Qin Huairu were put together, they might not be as good as Xu Damao.

Sha Zhu is like an obedient donkey. When the situation is favorable, he will agree to anything. But when the situation is unfavorable, he becomes a stubborn donkey.

As a result, Sha Zhu drank a few glasses of white wine and immediately took advantage of the situation to back off: "Xu Damao, since it is a happy day, I will give you two this face."

Xu Damao quickly picked up the wine glass and nudged Xu Dacan with his shoulder. The two brothers said together: "We toast you three glasses!"

Silly Zhu scratched the swirl on his head. No matter how he counted, it was wrong. Didn't three plus three equal six?

Sha Zhu yelled: "Protest! How can there be 8 glasses of wine?"

8 cups? Everyone looked at the 6 cups of wine in front of Sha Zhu. After a while, Yan Jiecheng raised a finger and said, "Sha Zhu, let me ask you, how many are these?"

Sha Zhu took a closer look: "2!"

Yan Jiecheng's butt tilted and he fell under the table, laughing so hard that he couldn't even stand up...