Siheyuan: All the incense in the family is counting on you
Chapter 49: Peeing
Just as the crowd was about to return to the courtyard, he looked at Yan Jiefang who was standing there in a daze and shook his head.
I'm afraid that things will change in this courtyard in the future. The little girl from the Li family is only sixteen or seventeen years old, but she has easily captured all the boys in the courtyard. What will happen if it is time for them to get married in two years?
Xu Damao walked up to Yan Jiefang in a servile manner and patted him on the shoulder: "Boy, you are so upset now. You have ruined your possible relationship for Yan Jiecheng with your own hands. I can only say that you should accept my condolences!" After saying that, he looked at Li Mei again, then laughed and left.
Xu Damao noticed Li Mei when she first entered the courtyard. She was beautiful, even prettier than Qin Huairu when she first married into the courtyard. He had some thoughts about her, but Li Bowen had already made arrangements, and Li Mei ignored him. Xu Damao, who had been frustrated, gave up thinking about it.
After all, at that time, Li Mei was just a newly grown cucumber, and Xu Damao was already 23 years old.
However, Xu Damao was quite willing to take this opportunity to mock Yan Jiefang.
"Big sister! Go home!" Li Bowen shouted with a dark face at the door.
"Oh, here I come, bro!"
After returning to the room and closing the door, Li Bowen sat on the chair and stared at Li Mei: "Tell me, when did you get together with those guys!"
Li Mei leaned against the wall, poking her fingers away without saying a word, looking very aggrieved.
The aunt quickly came out to smooth things over: "Okay, Bowen, I've been watching over my sister every day. She hasn't gone out to cause trouble. It's just that those brats come to see her every day. You can't keep protecting her and not letting her go out! Right!"
"I'm telling you, Li Mei, if you want to date someone, you have to work for me and be over 20 years old. And you have to wait until my uncle and aunt meet the person and get their approval. If you dare to do anything on your own, I'll break your legs. Do you hear me?" Li Bowen shouted.
It's not that he is so petty, it's just that his younger sisters are so pretty, and there will be a lot of people who will be interested in them when they grow up. If he doesn't take good care of them, they might be taken away by someone one day. What will he do then?
It gives him a headache just thinking about it. Li Bowen can foresee that he will have more and more fights in the future.
"I heard you, brother!" Li Mei replied in a low voice.
The aunt pulled Li Mei to her side and gently stroked her face: "Big sister, your brother is not necessarily so strict, it's just that you are too beautiful, we are afraid that you will be deceived!"
"I'm not a fool, how can I be fooled so easily!" Li Mei muttered with a pout.
When Li Bowen heard this, he glared at him and said, "Say it again!"
"I said I understand, I will definitely listen to you and uncle and aunt!" Li Mei didn't dare to contradict Li Bowen.
Seeing that Li Mei stopped talking back, the old lady turned to Li Bowen and said, "Bowen, so you and Yu Li are officially together?"
"Well, it's settled!"
"Okay, okay, now it's settled. Your uncle and I can put our worries aside. We'll take some time to bring the girl to our house to sit and get acquainted. Then we'll meet her parents and discuss the marriage!" The aunt was grinning from ear to ear.
"This is a bit too fast, we've only been talking for a few days!"
Uncle Li Dahai coughed lightly and said, "Not at all. If you want to date, wait until you get married and talk slowly. Your aunt and I are still waiting to hold our grandchildren! It's settled. Tomorrow is the weekend, so if you two want to go out and play, you can tell her to ask her parents when they can meet in our hometowns!"
As powerful as he was to Li Mei just now, Li Bowen is just as weak now: "Okay, I'll talk to her tomorrow. Is everything okay? Then I'm going back to sleep!"
"Well, go ahead. Be careful next time and don't fight with others! Also, don't do childish things like breaking other people's glass!" Uncle waved his hand.
Li Bowen walked out of the house still complaining in his heart, "The officials are allowed to set fires, but the common people are not allowed to light lamps, and you are still fighting with Yi Zhonghai!" But he forgot that he, who had a wife and a girlfriend, kept his elder sister under such strict control.
Back in the middle courtyard, He Yuzhu was sitting on a bench, drinking wine with green onions.
"How are you drinking this? It's not spicy at all!"
"Anthus! It's sweet. If you don't believe me, try it!" He Yuzhu handed over the green onion.
Li Bowen dodged quickly and fanned his nose with his hand: "Oh my god, this smell, buddy, can we not eat like this in the future? You are going to get a girlfriend, and she will dare to kiss you, or you will be choked up!"
"Look at what you said, it's like I have a partner now!"
"That's because you don't want to find one. It looks good dressed up now. Didn't Liu Lan introduce you to one?"
He Yuzhu shook his head: "Don't mention it, she doesn't have high standards and doesn't like me."
"Fuck, what are the other party's conditions? There won't be a cook in a famine, and she doesn't even look down on your conditions!" It shouldn't be like this at this moment, that would mean her standards are so high!
"Who knows? Anyway, it didn't work. Let's go back and look for it again!"
Li Bowen nodded: "Okay, when I get married, I'll let Yu Li introduce you to someone from their factory!" If He Yuzhu really doesn't want to lick widows in the future, it would be fine to introduce him to one, but if he still can't escape, then don't waste your time.
He Yuzhu took a sip of wine and said, "But I have to say, your sister is really amazing. She subdued those guys in our courtyard without making any noise. Amazing!"
"What's so great about her? I'm just worried. This girl is too attractive. Something bad might happen to her in the future!"
"What are you afraid of? Do you have to look like Zhu Bajie's second aunt for you to feel at ease? Then you will worry about her not being able to get married!"
What he said is true. For a girl, if she is pretty, her family will worry about her. If she is ugly, her family will also worry about her. It is a worrying thing anyway. But when she reaches a certain age, as long as she doesn't marry a bad guy, it's fine. Girls will get married after all.
Li Bowen now feels very conflicted.
After chatting for a few more words and drinking two glasses of wine with He Yuzhu, he went back to the west room and lay down.
Lying on the bed, Li Bowen's consciousness entered his own space.
Hey, this space has changed again! The layout of the cold meat stall has changed. A space has been vacated on the north side, where a statue of Guan Gong is placed, and there is a tall altar in front.
The position of the refrigerator has also changed. The meat filling that I put in the refrigerator yesterday is gone. Damn, someone is stealing my things! Who is it? Come out and steal things from your own space, Li Bowen shouted in his mind.
Li Bowen also felt a little tingling on his scalp.
There happened to be a statue of Guan Gong there, so I quickly burned incense and worshipped it.
Coming to the statue of Guan Gong, Li Bowen lit a stick of incense and inserted it into the incense burner: "May Lord Guan bless us!"
He was burning incense here, and water started dripping from under Wu Lei's stool in front of the monitor!
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