Siheyuan: All the incense in the family is counting on you

Hearing Yu Li's words, Li Bowen smiled bitterly.

Several security guards nearby were also trying to hold back their laughter. The captain smiled and said, "Okay, okay, it was all a misunderstanding. Now that it's resolved, it's all fine. Do you want to continue squatting under the tree at the door, or wait for Yu Li to get off work here?"

Looking at the time, there were still two hours to go. Li Bowen didn't want to continue counting ants under the tree: "I'd better wait here, otherwise you guys will change shifts and bring me in again!"

"Hahaha, okay, then let's do it here. Xiao Chen, pour him a glass of water!"

Yu Li had asked for a temporary leave, and after seeing that Li Bowen was fine, she had to rush back to work: "Then you stay here with me, I have to go back quickly."

"Well, go ahead. I'm fine anyway. I'll wait for you here!"

After Yu Li ran away, several young men from the security department looked at Li Bowen with envy: "You are such a great guy, Yu Li is the most beautiful girl in our factory, and you managed to get her!"

Another person said: "Don't you see what he looks like? If I were a woman, I would like him too. With a face like that, there is no way he can find a girlfriend!"

The eyes of several people were filled with envy and jealousy.

Li Bowen picked up the teacup on the table and took a sip: "You are all wrong. In fact, this beauty is not difficult to pursue at all!"

"What nonsense! Then why can't we catch up?"

"Want to know?"

Seeing the young people's eager expressions, Li Bowen raised his hand and said, "Oh! What a joke!"

Immediately, someone with good eyesight came forward and handed me a cigarette, lighting it up and saying, "Tell me how to pursue her."

He took a deep breath and blew out a big smoke ring: "This is not difficult. I see that you guys are usually too embarrassed to talk to pretty girls, always feeling that you are not worthy of them?"

Several people nodded in unison.

"Then why are you chasing after her? No matter how beautiful a girl is, she is still a human being. She has to eat, drink, defecate and urinate as well. So the first thing you need to do is to treat her like an ordinary person. The goddess is always high above you. Only when you bring her to the same level as you, then you will have a chance.

Secondly, you should get familiar with the person first. If you rashly approach them and want to date them, they will think you are a hooligan. The last one is bold, careful, and thick-skinned.

In fact, the most pursued girls are those with above-average looks, and they have the highest standards. On the contrary, those who are particularly beautiful will have very few pursuers, because many people feel that they are not worthy of them and dare not pursue them. And many of those who really dare to go after them are little hooligans, which makes them less likely to meet the right person; so as long as you are familiar with them, then pursue them, the success rate is very high. "

Li Bowen said this actually based on the analysis of later generations, but it is still very appropriate for this era. Most people in later generations are money-oriented. If you don’t have money in your hand, those beautiful girls basically won’t even look at you twice.

But it’s different now. Everyone is the same. There is no money worship. As long as you have a proper job and recognize the person, you can get married and live a life. It is much easier to pursue beautiful girls now.

Seeing the thoughtful expressions of the few people, Li Bowen pointed at one of the security guards with average looks and said, "You, yes, you. What's your name? Who do you like? Tell me and I'll analyze it for you!"

The young man was a little shy and stammered, "My name is Hou Dayong, I, I, I like Luo Jinfeng from the factory." As soon as the young man said this, he caused a burst of laughter from the people around him.

Jin Feng? Braised Chicken? This is a good name for a girl, it sounds delicious!

"Luo Jinfeng, is she pretty?" Li Bowen asked curiously.

Several people nodded in unison: "Yes, she is indeed very pretty, with a thin waist, a big butt, and a nice face. Our Dayong has been eyeing her for a long time!"

"I just don't dare to pursue her. Now let me ask you something! What does she like to do?"

Hou Dayong shook his head.

"So what are her hobbies? What does she like to eat?"

He shook his head again.

Li Bowen was speechless: "Then you must know where she lives and how many people there are in her family!"

"Oh, I know this. There are five people in her family, including her parents, a younger brother and a younger sister. They live in Zhima Hutong!" Hou Dayong replied quickly.

Li Bowen nodded: "Well, it's okay, not stupid! Then tell me how you usually chase!"

Hou Dayong scratched the back of his head: "I just send her home every day and wait for her to go to work!"

"Secretly?"

Seeing Hou Dayong nod, Li Bowen slapped his forehead and said, "I'm really impressed. You followed someone and even sent him home. You scared him to death!"

Hou Dayong looked embarrassed, while the others burst into laughter.

"If you keep sending them like this, you'll see them dating, getting married, and raising kids, and you'll get nothing in the end! What's the point of chasing after someone if you don't even know their hobbies!"

"What should we do?"

"First of all, you have to find out her hobbies. You can get close to her based on her hobbies. After you two get to know each other, you can legitimately pick her up and drop her off at get off work. You can also give her some small gifts and build a good relationship with her family. That's it! You're not ugly and you have a good job, so why are you so timid? Don't you know the saying that those who are thin-skinned can't get anything, but those who are thick-skinned can get everything?"

Li Bowen was sitting with his legs crossed, talking animatedly, surrounded by a group of young people from the textile factory's security department.

Li Bowen didn't know when he saw someone winking at him. He was puzzled at first, but then he turned around and saw Yu Li puffing her cheeks and looking at him angrily.

"Uh! Yu Li, you're off work so soon! It's okay, I just want to chat with you guys for a while! Come on! Let's go!" Li Bowen was very embarrassed after being caught red-handed.

"Hmph!" Yu Li snorted coldly and walked out of the factory. Originally, Yu Li was quite happy that Li Bowen came to see her. After running back to the workshop, she went to ask for leave from the workshop director. When she finished packing and ran back, she heard this guy telling people how to pursue girls.

Yu Li felt jealous at the moment. This was the experience she had gained from pursuing so many girls. Did she get cheated?

Li Bowen quickly ran out, and even more violent laughter came from behind him.

He got under the big tree, got on his tricycle, quickly caught up with Yu Li, and approached her with a thick-skinned smile: "Are you angry? I was just joking with them, don't take it seriously!"

"Hmph, tell me, how many of those tricks have you used on me? How many girlfriends have you had?" Yu Li stopped and looked at Li Bowen.

"Oh! There is no such thing as a girlfriend! I just heard it from others and it's all nonsense. Get in the car and find a place first. I'll tell you. People are watching us from behind. Give me some face! Hurry up!" Li Bowen glanced at the bunch of heads sticking out from the back.