Naruto: My mother, Haruno Sakura, is so smart that she is almost a demon

Tsunade and Jiraiya, who hadn't seen each other for many years, fell into silence.

It has to be said that the current situation is indeed quite embarrassing for both of them.

Jiraiya: Excuse me, what does it feel like when the goddess you secretly love finds out that you are drinking flower wine?

Tsunade: Excuse me, what is it like to want to become a disciple of a ninja who is your grandson's generation?

Sakura: Thank you for the invitation...

"Cough-cough-"

Sakura coughed twice and broke the silence first.

"Mr. Jiraiya, is this Lady Tsunade?

Wow, it really lives up to her reputation, Princess Tsunade is really as beautiful as a princess."

It's always right to compliment a woman on her beauty when you meet her.

"So, Lady Tsunade has already discovered my identity as a ninja in the casino, and the so-called apprenticeship to me is actually just an excuse to keep an eye on me.

As expected of Lady Tsunade, you easily saw through my identity. This insight is one of the best in Konoha!"

Sakura looked at Tsunade with sparkling eyes, as if she admired Tsunade very much.

Although Sakura felt that the truth was definitely the opposite of what she said. If Tsunade found out about her identity as a ninja, she would definitely not want to become her disciple.

After all, her seniority is there, and if it gets out, people will definitely laugh their heads off.

This is just to give her a way out.

As for Jiraiya?

Sakura didn't even think about defending him.

This LSP's head is full of yellow garbage, he is just like Akamaru who can't change. Tsunade must know what kind of person he is. If Sakura defends him, she is afraid that it will affect her impression in Tsunade's mind.

"Oh, yes, yes, I didn't expect you to find out this. You're not bad, little girl."

Tsunade quickly took advantage of the situation and confirmed Sakura's statement.

At the same time, I gave Sakura a thumbs up for her emotional intelligence in my heart.

Judging from the current situation, Sakura and Jiraiya must know each other, and they are most likely Konoha's ninjas. If Sakura had not been so vigilant at the time and had really agreed to take Jiraiya as her apprentice, it would have been a huge joke.

However, Tsunade quickly realized that she seemed to be still in a brothel...

“Jiraiya!

Don't lead the little girl astray!"

As Tsunade's furious voice rang out, Jiraiya was knocked away by a punch and flew straight out of the window.

"Phew—I feel much better now."

Feeling the familiar touch on her fist, Tsunade felt the depression in her heart disappear, and her mind couldn't help but recall the happy times when she practiced boxing with Jiraiya when she was young.

"Come on, little girl, let's follow!"

Tsunade clapped her hands, clearing the non-existent dust on her palms, and jumped out of the window in a flash.

Sakura hurriedly followed, sighing in her heart:

Is this how the three ninjas communicate? Looking at Tsunade's skilled movements, she must have beaten Jiraiya many times before; Jiraiya is so obsessed with Tsunade, it seems that this Taibaimao has some admiration for her.

As the three of them left, the group of young ladies who were called by Jiraiya to accompany them for drinks looked at each other in bewilderment:

Is this a case of someone running away from paying the bill?

They didn't expect that Jiraiya, who looked so old, would work so hard for free! He even staged such a realistic self-torture trick.

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"Is this little girl your new disciple?"

Tsunade took a sip of the Du Kang in her cup and asked Jiraiya.

After Jiraiya, Tsunade and Sakura left the fireworks alley, Jiraiya found a tavern that did not provide emotional value services to celebrate his reunion with Tsunade, and also called Naruto, who had just returned to the hotel after a day of training.

“No, it’s not, Sakura is not my student.

At least not now.”

Jiraiya said so, implying that he might take Sakura as his apprentice in the future.

After seeing Sakura's talent, it would be a lie to say that Jiraiya was not moved at all; especially after he learned from Naruto that Sakura also had a ninjutsu that used her hair, he felt that the two had very similar aesthetics of ninjutsu.

“Yes, my name is Haruno Sakura, and I’m Kakashi-sensei’s student, not Jiraiya-sensei’s disciple.

The reason why I followed Mr. Jiraiya out this time was because I guessed that Mr. Jiraiya might be out looking for Tsunade-sama, so I followed him shamelessly. "

Sakura quickly added, her words showing both her admiration for Tsunade and secretly displaying her own wisdom.

“Hmph, come to think of it.

'Haruno Sakura'?... It would be a waste to teach you such a smart and clever disciple."

Tsunade insulted Jiraiya and at the same time felt lucky in her heart that Sakura was smart and did not accept her as a disciple. Otherwise, from the perspective of the master-disciple relationship, she would most likely go from being Kakashi's grandfather to being Kakashi's grandson.

"What kind of day is today? Old acquaintances are coming to visit me one after another."

Tsunade drank the sake in her cup and sighed.

"An acquaintance... Is it Orochimaru?"

Jiraiya, who was also drinking, suddenly looked serious.

Tsunade did not answer Jiraiya's words, but reached for the bottle, ready to pour herself another glass of sake, as if to acquiesce to Jiraiya's words.

Sakura was very discerning and picked up the bottle directly and poured a glass for Tsunade.

"We came to you this time to ask you to come back and serve as the fifth Hokage."

Although Jiraiya didn't know what Orochimaru and Tsunade had talked about, he knew it must be something very troublesome, so he went straight to the point and stated his purpose.

"I guessed that you came to see me for no good reason.

I reject!

Only a fool would dream of becoming Hokage!"

Tsunade rejected Jiraiya's request very straightforwardly.

Tsunade has seen too many people end up with a bad ending because of that position... She felt that the position was like a curse, just like the necklace she wore around her neck.

"What! Damn woman, say it again if you dare!"

Tsunade's words directly angered Naruto. He stomped on the table in anger and questioned Tsunade in front of him loudly, making a gesture as if he was about to take action.

Naruto felt that Tsunade's words at this time not only denied himself, but also denied his father who sacrificed himself for the village.

"Naruto, stop!" x2

Sakura and Jiraiya stopped Naruto in unison, but their reasons were completely different.

Jiraiya: "Naruto, you are no match for Tsunade. If you are not careful, your life may be in danger!"

Sakura: "Naruto, take your feet away! Don't step on that plate of grilled squid!"

After hearing each other's words, Jiraiya and Sakura looked at each other in confusion.

Jiraiya: It’s already this late, why are you still thinking about eating?

Sakura: If Naruto wants to die, just let him do it. There's nothing wrong in suffering a little.

Naruto was also stunned when he heard this, and most of the anger in his heart was gone after the two of them made such a fuss.

Tsunade, who had originally wanted to teach Naruto a lesson, gave up the idea after seeing the funny scene in front of her and burst into laughter:

"Haha, what an interesting combination.

Little boy, for Sakura's sake, I won't bother with you this time, but you must remember, don't mess with people you can't afford to mess with in the future."

"Tsunade-sama!"

Just at this moment, Shizune entered the pub carrying Tuntun.

It was already very late. Shizune, who had been waiting in the hotel for a long time, thought that Tsunade might have lost all her money again and had probably run away, so she used Tuntun's sensitive sense of smell to go out and look for Tsunade.

I didn’t expect Tsunade to come out to drink. Did she win money?

Thinking of this, Shizune felt even more scared.

Fortunately, Shizune recognized Jiraiya and knew that this meal was probably paid for by someone, and as long as Tsunade didn't win any money, everything would be fine.

"Shizune, you're here too!

Come sit down and have something to eat together."

Tsunade looked at Shizune who had arrived exhausted and generously invited her to take a seat.

It’s not your own money anyway.

Although the banquet was still going on, the atmosphere at the table became weird after Tsunade and Naruto's commotion. Everyone just drank and ate in silence without saying a word.

As for Sakura, she stared at the pig in Shizune's hand for a long time:

I remember that in the animation, Tuntun seemed to have always been this big, and just like my bear, there was no sign of it growing up at all.

This means that Tsunade must have used some special method to inhibit the growth of the pig.

Xiangling'er has grown very fast in the past few months. When she stands up, her pig nose can touch my ribs. She is also becoming more and more hungry. Her appetite is now one-fifth of Hinata's. She should learn something about this from Tsunade and not let her grow so wildly.

Speaking of bells, although it is not a natural suckling pig, I wonder if its skin is okay if it is roasted...

Thinking of this, Sakura, who was chewing the grilled squid, felt a little more saliva in her mouth.

"Hmph, hmph."

Noticing Sakura's appetite-filled gaze, Tuntun trembled and shrank into Shizune's arms.

"Hmm? Tuntun, what's wrong?"

When Shizune saw Tuntun like this, she looked worried.

"Maybe I'm a little shy."

Sakura smiled at Shizune and expressed her guess.

“Puyi——”

After hearing what Sakura said, Tuntun also responded in a very human way:

No, I am not afraid of strangers, I am just afraid of familiarity!!

It’s a pity that everyone present couldn’t understand what it meant.