Traveling across Douluo Continent to awaken a green onion

Bibi Dong: "A history that defies the will of heaven."

Kula: "Now you have to wait for me to arrive at the Second Ring Road. And help Xiao Wu with the school admission."

Bibi Dong: "You want me to do something like this?"

Kula: "You go and talk to me. I'll tell you, the principal will definitely screw me. If you don't believe me, let's make a bet."

Bibi Dong: "You are quite self-aware."

Kula came to the dean's office, and the dean said, "It's you again. You skipped classes again. You skipped classes every other day. Do you think the college is yours?"

Kula: "If you put it that way, it doesn't seem to be a problem."

Dean: "How could the Pope have a son like you? You are called to the parents' office every other day. How many times have you been called to the parents' office since the start of the school year? You are simply lawless. If you continue to do this, you will be in trouble."

Kula: "Everything is about cause and effect and reincarnation. I heard these words at least ten times the first time. I didn't expect to hear them again in this life."

Dean: "Do you know how many bad things you have done in the past few days since you came to school? You skipped classes, put toothpaste on the soles of your classmates' feet, and the worst thing is that you put chili peppers in other people's underwear."

Kula: "No, putting chili peppers in someone's underwear is the worst. Dean, you see my grades are still very good. I even won the freshman competition."

Dean: "That's because you have a good family background. A good family background doesn't necessarily mean you are truly good. You also have to work hard."

Kula: "You are wrong, you are wrong. How can your efforts in one lifetime be compared with my three generations of genetic improvement?"

Dean: "Then Yu Xiaogang."

Kula: "Now that you mention it, Yu Xiaogang is even more useless."

Kula: "Genetic enhancement always has a price."

Dean: "So, you are the Pope's biological child?"

Kula: "Fuck, checkmate."

At this critical moment, Bibi Dong walked in and said, "He is my biological son."

Dean: "So it's the Pope who has come. I'm sorry for not welcoming you from afar. I'm sorry for not welcoming you from afar."

Bibi Dong: "I came here this time to apply for admission."

Dean: "It's such a small matter, why does the Pope need to come in person?"

Kula: "Fuck, he changes his attitude faster than I turn the pages of a book. He rambled on and on for a long time when he was talking to me. But when he was talking to the Pope, he got straight to the point."

After a while, Xiao Wu entered school.

Kula: "Is this the power of the Pope? It's so fast. When will the Pope let me serve for a few days?"

Bibi Dong: "Why, do you want to rebel?"

Kula: "How could I have any evil intentions? Besides, you are my mother, my biological mother."

Bibi Dong: "Sometimes it's better not to overstep your authority. After all, you are my son and everything will be yours from now on."

Kula: "Fuck! Are you serious? I don't want to look at that pile of documents. It will tire me to death. Mother, if I hadn't given you that clone, would you still have the time to chat with me now?"

Bibi Dong: “This.”

Kula: "I suggest you pass the position back to the Qian family. Just be Wu Zetian and go and trick that Qian."

Xiao Wu: "Someone actually likes the throne."

Kula: "Even if I want it, do you really dare to give it to me? I'm not afraid of giving you the whole life."

Bibi Dong: "Hearing you say that, I am actually a little worried."

Kula: "Okay, I'm also going to work hard to break through level 20. By the way, can I lend that Heartbroken Thought Red to Xiao Wu first?

Bibi Dong: "The flower you mentioned has already recognized its owner."